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2013-11-07 03:12:20 PM  
If gay is the new black, then what is the old gay?
 
2013-11-07 03:13:33 PM  
www.imfdb.org

What Patrick Howley (the writer of this retarded article) might look like.
 
2013-11-07 03:19:13 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: If gay is the new black, then what is the old gay?


I dunno but "Rainbow is the new Black" is totally the name of my new show on that gay tv network

/A&E?
 
2013-11-07 03:19:38 PM  
"You are not what I assumed you were based on my prejudices."
 
2013-11-07 03:27:11 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: If gay is the new black, then what is the old gay?


James Randi or George Takei.
 
2013-11-07 03:28:36 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: If gay is the new black, then what is the old gay?


Bronies
 
2013-11-07 03:28:54 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: If gay is the new black, then what is the old gay?


Having consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
 
2013-11-07 03:29:07 PM  
fark me, that was a column I couldn't actually get past the fourth paragraph on, and I've trudged through Breitbart bullshiat in its entirety.

Oh no, pretty soon we'll have to treat gay people like everyone else and they'll act like everyone else! With that normalcy, how can we know who's gay?

Also, still hammering on Matt Shepherd? Even if he was a "proven meth dealer," that doesn't really justify him getting beaten half to death and tied to a fence the rest of the way to death. You farking shiats. What's wrong with you?
 
2013-11-07 03:31:08 PM  
I don't know. On weekends. Deep in the forest. By the shore. I hear things. I hear things.

/I think maybe they like to stay home nowadays. You know, cause they don't have to go out and prove to every mouth-breather that they're normal.
 
2013-11-07 03:31:56 PM  
Blacks were much more fun when we looked upon them as minstrel show buffoons and savages before they became boring and marched for civil rights.
 
2013-11-07 03:32:01 PM  

James!: "You are not what I assumed you were based on my prejudices."


And to think that some people actually LEARN from an experience like that and adjust their worldview accordingly...

/these days I believe they're called "traitors"
 
2013-11-07 03:32:55 PM  
Welp, time to move on to polygamy and transsexuals.
 
2013-11-07 03:33:09 PM  

Bloody William: fark me, that was a column I couldn't actually get past the fourth paragraph on, and I've trudged through Breitbart bullshiat in its entirety.

Oh no, pretty soon we'll have to treat gay people like everyone else and they'll act like everyone else! With that normalcy, how can we know who's gay?

Also, still hammering on Matt Shepherd? Even if he was a "proven meth dealer," that doesn't really justify him getting beaten half to death and tied to a fence the rest of the way to death. You farking shiats. What's wrong with you?


"Proven meth Dealer" according to an book with almost no sourcing and outright lies. This article is as hatefilled as I've seen in a long damn time.  And I'm here every day.
 
2013-11-07 03:34:06 PM  
What the f*ck am I reading?

Yeah, black people were cooler when you could own 'em.
 
2013-11-07 03:35:20 PM  
Although gay Americans were for decades popularly identified as daring, transgressive, flamboyant, colorful and sometimes menacing (though also intriguing) mavericks

Well, there's your problem. You seem to have mistaken stereotypes you gleaned from poorly-written sitcoms and HBO shows with reality. Every gay person I've ever known was more or less exactly like every straight person I've ever known.

Well.. that and you're a homophobic jackass.

But, yea, you're right. The only creepy weird people in the Metro station are old gay guys. It's not like straight people ever engage in weird, anonymous sex or bang out in drug dens. It's totally not because some gay people happen to also have the same oddities and kinks as their straight counterparts and wind up engaging in similar behavior, it's just solely because they're gay.

You dumb farking jackwad
 
2013-11-07 03:35:39 PM  

James!: "Proven meth Dealer" according to an book with almost no sourcing and outright lies. This article is as hatefilled as I've seen in a long damn time.  And I'm here every day.


Oh, I don't put any stock in it, but even granting THAT premise,  how does it excuse his horrible beating and death? What the fark is wrong with these people?
 
2013-11-07 03:36:06 PM  
Outreach, how does it work?
 
2013-11-07 03:38:27 PM  

Bloody William: James!: "Proven meth Dealer" according to an book with almost no sourcing and outright lies. This article is as hatefilled as I've seen in a long damn time.  And I'm here every day.

Oh, I don't put any stock in it, but even granting THAT premise,  how does it excuse his horrible beating and death? What the fark is wrong with these people?


They need a good deep dicking.
 
2013-11-07 03:38:55 PM  

somedude210: Because People in power are Stupid: If gay is the new black, then what is the old gay?

I dunno but "Rainbow is the new Black" is totally the name of my new show on that gay tv network

/A&E?


Bravo.
 
2013-11-07 03:38:57 PM  
It's ok people. He has gay friends.
 
2013-11-07 03:38:57 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: If gay is the new black, then what is the old gay?


Ian McKellen
 
2013-11-07 03:39:07 PM  
So does that reporter get upset when black people don't listen to rap and don't ride around in a lincoln or impala with dubs? He's unhappy that homosexuals aren't acting "gay enough"? Is this like the "One True Gay Man" logical fallacy?

Gotta love this gem:
Now, let me be clear. I love the gays. I have gay friends, gay mentors, gay acquaintances and associates. In fact, many people even assume that I am gay. Particularly women I've slept with.

Classic republican. "I can't be XXX-ist because I have XXX friends".

And dude....if women that you've slept with think you're gay.....I don't know even want to know why they feel that way, though I should suggest you may want to get it checked out.
 
2013-11-07 03:39:30 PM  
"Gays, you've disappointed me so much by being boring NORMAL people that I just can't find it in me to rub two shreds of humanity together and care about your civil rights".

Christ, what an asshole.
 
2013-11-07 03:41:26 PM  

UnrepentantApostate: "Gays, you've disappointed me so much by being boring NORMAL people that I just can't find it in me to rub two shreds of humanity together and care about your civil rights".

Christ, what an asshole.


I think he's closeted...especially with this line:
In fact, many people even assume that I am gay. Particularly women I've slept with.

He's sleeping with women to try to convince himself he's not gay.
 
2013-11-07 03:41:35 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: somedude210: Because People in power are Stupid: If gay is the new black, then what is the old gay?

I dunno but "Rainbow is the new Black" is totally the name of my new show on that gay tv network

/A&E?

Bravo.


Hulu
 
2013-11-07 03:43:30 PM  

kidgenius: So does that reporter get upset when black people don't listen to rap and don't ride around in a lincoln or impala with dubs? He's unhappy that homosexuals aren't acting "gay enough"? Is this like the "One True Gay Man" logical fallacy?

Gotta love this gem:
Now, let me be clear. I love the gays. I have gay friends, gay mentors, gay acquaintances and associates. In fact, many people even assume that I am gay. Particularly women I've slept with.

Classic republican. "I can't be XXX-ist because I have XXX friends".

And dude....if women that you've slept with think you're gay.....I don't know even want to know why they feel that way, though I should suggest you may want to get it checked out.


I think he was attempting self-deprecation. It's just very rare to see in a conservative column, and it seems very out of place buried under a massive anti-gay and anti-liberal diatribe. Something about poking fun of yourself while saying pretty horrible shiat about the group you're using to poke fun of yourself doesn't work.
 
2013-11-07 03:45:11 PM  
"Now that gays can be open about their sexuality, I can hardly find anybody to give me anonymous bj's in the airport bathroom anymore."
 
2013-11-07 03:45:26 PM  
With this week's push for ENDA (the Employment Non-Discrimination Act), another anti-business piece of legislation that allows self-identified cultural victims to sue their employers after they get fired, all the familiar annoying characters have come out of the tastefully-refurbished woodwork. These include aggrieved LGBTQIAX7@! advocacy groups as well as simpering DNC flacks talking about "marriage equality" and blaming bigoted Republicans for the fact that Chaz Bono hasn't been elected president.

I doubt he has gay friends. Or friends at all.

UnrepentantApostate: Christ, what an asshole.

 
2013-11-07 03:45:36 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: If gay is the new black, then what is the old gay?


Richard Simmons
 
2013-11-07 03:46:14 PM  

somedude210: Because People in power are Stupid: If gay is the new black, then what is the old gay?

I dunno but "Rainbow is the new Black" is totally the name of my new show on that gay tv network

/A&E?


Gay&E
 
2013-11-07 03:46:16 PM  

Lost Thought 00: cameroncrazy1984: somedude210: Because People in power are Stupid: If gay is the new black, then what is the old gay?

I dunno but "Rainbow is the new Black" is totally the name of my new show on that gay tv network

/A&E?

Bravo.

Hulu


Netflix has a whole catalogue of "Gay and Lesbian" titles. Watch out though, as much of the sex and nudity has a 50% chance of being ruined by some gritty plot.
 
2013-11-07 03:46:46 PM  
I...am honestly not sure what the fark I just read.
 
2013-11-07 03:47:36 PM  
But if we allow the ghay, nazis will ride on dinosaurs and destroy civilization. We're doomed, doomed I tell ya!
 
2013-11-07 03:48:04 PM  
In fact, many people even assume that I am gay. Particularly women I've slept with.


If after having sex with a woman, she turns to you and says anything like, "Maybe you're gay"

Something is up.

If you then go to work and write anti-gay articles...I'm pretty sure you're gay.
 
2013-11-07 03:49:27 PM  

Dalrint: I...am honestly not sure what the fark I just read.


A hateful screed by a cowardly idiot who feels that his own lot in life is threatened by the success of others in obtaining a fair and equal platform for their own lives.
 
2013-11-07 03:49:52 PM  

skozlaw: Although gay Americans were for decades popularly identified as daring, transgressive, flamboyant, colorful and sometimes menacing (though also intriguing) mavericks


Sounds like the writer is a little bi-curious there.
 
2013-11-07 03:50:53 PM  

Bloody William: Oh no, pretty soon we'll have to treat gay people like everyone else and they'll act like everyone else! With that normalcy, how can we know who's gay?


Seriously.  I mean it's not like they have stars upon thars.
 
2013-11-07 03:53:23 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Bloody William: Oh no, pretty soon we'll have to treat gay people like everyone else and they'll act like everyone else! With that normalcy, how can we know who's gay?

Seriously.  I mean it's not like they have stars upon thars.


Except during the Mermaid Parade.
 
2013-11-07 03:54:04 PM  
If I'm reading this right, he's complaining that "normal" gay people now outnumber the "daring, transgressive, flamboyant, colorful and sometimes menacing (though also intriguing) mavericks".

1) Those "normal" gays always existed, but they couldn't come out because of the discrimination and hatred they'd encounter.

2) People had to be "mavericks" and "daring" in order to make change happen.

And their sexual proclivities, unfettered by the Cloroxed asexuality of the progressive movement, reached glorious climaxes befitting what has always been, and must always remain, a fundamentally libertarian country.

The progressives hosed all of that activity down. The progressives have filled the back-alley glory holes with MoveOn.org petitions. They have condemned clubs named "The Toilet" and erected phone-banking operations for Media Matters. They have taken away your leather costumes and dressed you in Obama-Biden T-shirts. They have taken away your poppers and your molly and handed you $14 apple martinis.


Wow....
 
2013-11-07 03:54:25 PM  

RexTalionis: Sounds like the writer is a little bi-curious there.


I'm not sure he ever experimented.
I am sure he was into full blown research.
 
2013-11-07 03:54:51 PM  

RexTalionis: Sounds like the writer is a little bi-curious there.


Are you kidding me? If the author managed to stuff himself any deeper in the closest he'd get his head stuck in Aslan's asshole.
 
2013-11-07 03:54:53 PM  

RexTalionis: skozlaw: Although gay Americans were for decades popularly identified as daring, transgressive, flamboyant, colorful and sometimes menacing (though also intriguing) mavericks

Sounds like the writer is a little bi-curious there.


The whole entire thing is so filled with prejudice I kept thinking that maybe it was satire. I mean, you have things like this:
If you want to put on a mesh shirt and take on two dudes at once...
If you're blue-balling your teenage lover....

If you're a regular, normal, everyday gay guy in a healthy relationship, you get lumped into the same group with people who were born with two different sets of genitalia.

Yeah, I mean, you don't want to get lumped in with THOSE weirdos....
 
2013-11-07 03:55:06 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Bloody William: Oh no, pretty soon we'll have to treat gay people like everyone else and they'll act like everyone else! With that normalcy, how can we know who's gay?

Seriously.  I mean it's not like they have stars upon thars.


No. But they did have triangles.
 
2013-11-07 03:55:51 PM  
Read until I got to the pointless Matthew Shepard dig.

fark that author.
 
2013-11-07 03:56:00 PM  
Trolling used to mean something.
 
2013-11-07 03:56:27 PM  
What a weird article. If women he farks think he's gay, he might want to do some soul searching, that's not the usual reaction one has after sleeping with someone.
 
2013-11-07 03:57:40 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Trolling used to mean something.


Author of TFA would lament that Cruising used to mean something. He seems to be rather miffed at the lack of gloryholes these days.
 
2013-11-07 03:58:45 PM  
High school was much more fun before they started cracking down on bullying.
 
2013-11-07 03:59:27 PM  
FTFA:
Now, let me be clear. I love the gays. I have gay friends, gay mentors, gay acquaintances and associates. In fact, many people even assume that I am gay. Particularly women I've slept with.

Also old men. A lot of old men. I mean, seriously, if balding, beady-eyed middle-aged men in sweaters were hot chicks, I'd be Ashton Kutcher. I'm practically on the cover of their magazines. I can't even walk around DuPont Circle on early autumn evenings or interact with male bank tellers without getting eyed down like a side of ribs. It's not even flattering. I know why it happens. I only get it because I'm skinny and I look like I'd be a bottom. It's demeaning, really.


Is...is this his way of coming out or something?  Congratulations...I think.
 
2013-11-07 03:59:28 PM  

skozlaw: RexTalionis: Sounds like the writer is a little bi-curious there.

Are you kidding me? If the author managed to stuff himself any deeper in the closest he'd get his head stuck in Aslan's asshole.


Well, of course, since everyone has to be gay like you.
 
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