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(Guardian)   Remember when Salvador Dali urged Cher to use a vibrating fish on her clitoris? Good times   (theguardian.com) divider line 35
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2013-11-07 01:20:38 PM
FTFA : what happens now is that kids are exposed to everything that's too old for them. You know, since the internet, since horrible PlayStation, you know, what's the name of it? Hijack car ... that car hijack thing? I think maybe that is worse than seeing Miley Cyrus on a wrecking ball.

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"We've got this... what is it... Buffcoat and Beaver or Beaver and something else. I haven't seen it, I don't watch it, but whatever it is, it was at 7, Buffcoat, and they put it on now at 10:30".
 
2013-11-07 01:44:06 PM
I miss Dali.  I believe he could have brought some sanity to today's world.  And a really cool cell phone case.
 
2013-11-07 01:45:02 PM

Primitive Screwhead: FTFA : what happens now is that kids are exposed to everything that's too old for them. You know, since the internet, since horrible PlayStation, you know, what's the name of it? Hijack car ... that car hijack thing? I think maybe that is worse than seeing Miley Cyrus on a wrecking ball.

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"We've got this... what is it... Buffcoat and Beaver or Beaver and something else. I haven't seen it, I don't watch it, but whatever it is, it was at 7, Buffcoat, and they put it on now at 10:30".


Hey, watch it, pal, you'll be old too some day.  If you're lucky.
 
2013-11-07 01:49:47 PM
I like 70's Cher the best.
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2013-11-07 02:53:37 PM

Marcus Aurelius: I like 70's Cher the best.


1970's or when she was her 70's?
 
2013-11-07 02:53:50 PM

Marcus Aurelius: I miss Dali.  I believe he could have brought some sanity to today's world.  And a really cool cell phone case.


Ocelot ownership would skyrocket.
 
2013-11-07 02:54:33 PM
Is this a cutaway from Family Guy?
 
2013-11-07 03:01:31 PM

smoky2010: Marcus Aurelius: I like 70's Cher the best.

1970's or when she was her 70's?


Look at the pic and you tell me.
 
2013-11-07 03:04:15 PM

FunkOut: Marcus Aurelius: I miss Dali.  I believe he could have brought some sanity to today's world.  And a really cool cell phone case.

Ocelot ownership would skyrocket.


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Anteaters too.
 
2013-11-07 03:12:36 PM
That headline reads like the most magnificent madlib.
 
2013-11-07 03:22:16 PM
Hell, I remember when she did.
 
2013-11-07 03:28:26 PM

farkingismybusiness: FunkOut: Marcus Aurelius: I miss Dali.  I believe he could have brought some sanity to today's world.  And a really cool cell phone case.

Ocelot ownership would skyrocket.


Anteaters too.


That's the most magnificent thing I've seen today.
 
2013-11-07 03:33:17 PM
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Look that story took on a life of it's own, OK? I knew Cher from the NY scene, sure...there were a lot of people in The Village around that time. So we'd see each other once in a while, and we were friendly as we shared an agent, but that was it. One time I made a "Starkist" joke to her and some damned reporter from the Post happened to be in the booth behind us, and then BOOM! Urban legend. That's all.
 
2013-11-07 03:33:58 PM
 
2013-11-07 03:34:11 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: That headline reads like the most magnificent madlib.


Remember when Greta Garbo urged Rush Limbaugh to use a widening sinkhole on his fat ass?  Good times.
 
2013-11-07 03:34:24 PM
I bet it was a Big Mouth Billy Bass.
 
2013-11-07 03:56:20 PM
www.randomlolz.com
 
2013-11-07 03:56:23 PM

jayhawk88: [i341.photobucket.com image 400x226]

Look that story took on a life of it's own, OK? I knew Cher from the NY scene, sure...there were a lot of people in The Village around that time. So we'd see each other once in a while, and we were friendly as we shared an agent, but that was it. One time I made a "Starkist" joke to her and some damned reporter from the Post happened to be in the booth behind us, and then BOOM! Urban legend. That's all.


Yeah, well, we know, because you got the name "Das Limpet" for a reason...
 
2013-11-07 04:02:56 PM

smoky2010: Marcus Aurelius: I like 70's Cher the best.

1970's or when she was her 70's?


Back when she was getting Sonny Bono'd
 
2013-11-07 04:54:50 PM

monoski: smoky2010: Marcus Aurelius: I like 70's Cher the best.

1970's or when she was her 70's?

Back when she was getting Sonny Bono'd


she was pretty much getting everyboned.
 
2013-11-07 05:02:36 PM
FTFA:"Cher's acting career was big news: she carved a niche as a tough mother with a heart in Face and Mermaids, and won an Oscar in 1988 for the quick-witted Moonstruck, "

Ummmm
 
2013-11-07 05:04:31 PM

Fano: farkingismybusiness: FunkOut: Marcus Aurelius: I miss Dali.  I believe he could have brought some sanity to today's world.  And a really cool cell phone case.

Ocelot ownership would skyrocket.


Anteaters too.

That's the most magnificent thing I've seen today.


One dapper pair.
 
2013-11-07 05:33:32 PM

Hebalo: FTFA:"Cher's acting career was big news: she carved a niche as a tough mother with a heart in Face and Mermaids, and won an Oscar in 1988 for the quick-witted Moonstruck, "

Ummmm


Yeah, I caught that too. Lame.
 
2013-11-07 06:17:31 PM

Hebalo: FTFA:"Cher's acting career was big news: she carved a niche as a tough mother with a heart in Face and Mermaids, and won an Oscar in 1988 for the quick-witted Moonstruck, "

Ummmm


mos.totalfilm.com
 
2013-11-07 06:57:57 PM
Remember when Salvador Dali killed it with fire? unfortunately  "It" was his wife.
 
2013-11-07 07:14:09 PM

farkingismybusiness: FunkOut: Marcus Aurelius: I miss Dali.  I believe he could have brought some sanity to today's world.  And a really cool cell phone case.

Ocelot ownership would skyrocket.

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Anteaters too.


Zot!
 
2013-11-07 07:34:54 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-07 09:11:50 PM

Marcus Aurelius: I miss Dali.  I believe he could have brought some sanity to today's world.  And a really cool cell phone case.


That pecuniary old motherf**ker would be making so much bank off the internet. he'd probably own Rhode Island at this point.
 
2013-11-07 09:57:41 PM

FunkOut: Marcus Aurelius: I miss Dali.  I believe he could have brought some sanity to today's world.  And a really cool cell phone case.

Ocelot ownership would skyrocket.


Should be named Buyers Remorse
 
2013-11-07 10:15:33 PM
Cher is on my list of dream dinner party/BBQ beer guests.
 
2013-11-07 10:16:14 PM

freetomato: Cher is on my list of dream dinner party/BBQ beer guests.


Beer bash, I meant....
 
2013-11-08 04:58:10 AM
67?? Got to hand it to him, Paul Stanley still looks good.
 
2013-11-08 11:11:48 AM

Uncle Pooky: monoski: smoky2010: Marcus Aurelius: I like 70's Cher the best.

1970's or when she was her 70's?

Back when she was getting Sonny Bono'd

she was pretty much getting everyboned.


Pretty much.  There was a period in the 1970s when she was sleeping with David Geffen, and he's gay.
 
2013-11-08 01:03:19 PM

Marcus Aurelius: I like 70's Cher the best.


She's more machine than woman now, twisted and evil.
 
2013-11-08 03:08:26 PM
She named the fish Sonny.

/scaly features, and can't ski.
 
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