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(Toronto Sun)   Not content with merely having survived admissions of crack use, borderline alcoholism, hiring computer hackers to erase evidence, and generally being a douche, Toronto's Rob Ford ups his game to threats of murder, and 'making sure people are dead'   (torontosun.com) divider line 127
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2013-11-07 01:00:04 PM
I think Jon Stewart said it best a couple nights ago. This is just sad now. Get help, Mayor Ford.
 
2013-11-07 01:02:50 PM
I think this will end with Blob Ford having a fatal heart attack whilst in the back seat of a police cruiser.
How much more will this train wreck?
 
2013-11-07 01:04:34 PM
Running for PM now?
 
2013-11-07 01:10:34 PM
imageshack.com
 
2013-11-07 01:11:21 PM
And yet he's still mayor and there's not a got damn thing you can do about it Canada....eh?
 
2013-11-07 01:14:57 PM

Walker: And yet he's still mayor and there's not a got damn thing you can do about it Canada....eh?


That's the wild part. No recall mechanism?!?!?
 
2013-11-07 01:16:24 PM
imageshack.com
 
2013-11-07 01:23:33 PM
Borderline?
 
2013-11-07 01:23:55 PM

mediablitz: Walker: And yet he's still mayor and there's not a got damn thing you can do about it Canada....eh?

That's the wild part. No recall mechanism?!?!?


In our defence - Sir John A MacDonald (Canuckistan's first PM) ran this country whilst being pantsh*ttingly drunk and STILL got the job done!
There's an expectation of our drunks being functional - FUNCTIONAL, I say!!
 
2013-11-07 01:26:59 PM

mediablitz: Walker: And yet he's still mayor and there's not a got damn thing you can do about it Canada....eh?

That's the wild part. No recall mechanism?!?!?


Aren't his approval ratings going up since he admitted to smoking crack?
 
2013-11-07 01:28:05 PM
He must be planning to fall on the guy.
 
2013-11-07 01:36:50 PM
This guy is AWESOME.
 
2013-11-07 01:49:53 PM
You laugh now, but just wait until his plan to irradiate the gold in Ft. Knox comes to fruition. Then you'll be sorry, Mr. Bond.
 
2013-11-07 01:53:37 PM

Elegy: This guy is AWESOME.


This. Its like a Chris Farley SNL sketch, but real.
 
2013-11-07 01:55:25 PM
OK, cage match...Marion Barry vs. Rob Ford.  Who'd win?
 
2013-11-07 01:57:56 PM
"I shouldn't have gotten hammered at the Danforth"

"Probably in one of my drunken stupors".

"I smoked crack cocaine"

"I need 10 minutes to make sure the motherf*cker is dead"

Good lord, how much more can this keep up?


Interesting how all these "leaks" keep coming out.
 
2013-11-07 01:58:10 PM

vernonFL: Elegy: This guy is AWESOME.

This. Its like a Chris Farley SNL sketch, but real.


Easy for you guys to say! You're not within a 100 mile radius of Toronto (the fallout zone when this fat f**k goes into nuclear combustion).
 
2013-11-07 01:59:41 PM
You know who I really do feel bad for?

His kids.

I mean, imagine seeing all this sh*t happen through their eyes.

/sad panda
 
2013-11-07 02:01:45 PM
BREAKING NEWS: ROB FORD'S AGITATED ANTICS RESULTED FROM BEING CALLED A HOMO ON XBOXLIVE
 
2013-11-07 02:02:35 PM

Rev.K: You know who I really do feel bad for?

His kids.

I mean, imagine seeing all this sh*t happen through their eyes.

/sad panda


We told them that Daddy is really the Incredible Hulk - and that he turns `roasted pig' red - not green when he loses his sh*t.
 
2013-11-07 02:11:50 PM
Let he who hasn't got drunk (or high on crack) and loudly proclaimed a desire to kill someone cast the first stone.
 
2013-11-07 02:13:28 PM
OMG.... this guy is a human train wreck.  Next thing you know there will be a video of him chucking Jiffy Pop at people while shouting: "Have some ****ing popcorn you ****ing mother****ers!"
 
2013-11-07 02:18:25 PM

Rev.K: You know who I really do feel bad for?

His kids.

I mean, imagine seeing all this sh*t happen through their eyes.

/sad panda


He has kids? The physical logistics of him being able to procreate befuddle me.
 
2013-11-07 02:21:22 PM
Chris Christie, Martin & Incognito, Rob Ford. I'm kind of digging fat guy week. Way better than shark week.
 
2013-11-07 02:24:11 PM

vernonFL: Elegy: This guy is AWESOME.

This. Its like a Chris Farley SNL sketch, but real.


Now I feel sad that Farley is gone and can't play him. :(
 
2013-11-07 02:24:54 PM
There has to be a cable network that could make a reality TV show with the Mayor.  Lindsey Lohan  or similar type actress lives with him in the official residence and tries to help him but fails with life.
 
2013-11-07 02:28:43 PM
He says brother a lot. Hulk Hogan also says brother a lot. Hulk Hogan's main nemesis in the early days was The Iron Sheik. The Iron Sheik showed up at Toronto City Hall yesterday seeking to arm wrestle Rob Ford.

Rob Ford is Hulk Hogan, people. Study it out!
 
2013-11-07 02:38:12 PM
But was he nice and polite when making those death threats?
 
2013-11-07 02:38:16 PM
From the Star's link to the video: http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2013/11/07/mayor_rob_ford_caught_in_v i deo_rant.html

After one cut, Ford's striped tie is gone and he tugs at his collar.
"Brother, I just need to go f--king by myself in my f--king underwear," he says, slapping his belly six times with emphasis.


Are we sure he isn't Fat Bender?
 
2013-11-07 02:42:01 PM
A new video has surfaced showing Mayor Rob Ford acting wildly and belligerent and using threatening words including "kill" and "murder" with reference to an unidentified person.

Capone: I want you to get this fark where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy Eliot Ness, I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!
 
2013-11-07 03:05:23 PM
Never mind the video, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake was at city hall to stage an intervention.


Brutus Beefcake, former WWF wrestler, just dropped by to stage an intervention and pitch a sub shop. #topoli

@Shawn Jeffords
 
2013-11-07 03:09:59 PM
Wow.  So Bloomberg does have some competition.  Ford will need to double-down on the crazy to get to Bloomberg level derpiness though.
 
2013-11-07 03:13:10 PM
I'm beginning to think this guy is involved in some kind of bet to get himself fired.
 
2013-11-07 03:13:57 PM

robsul82: Borderline?


Came here to post this.
 
2013-11-07 03:15:02 PM
This is the best character that John Candy has ever created...Oscar-worthy material, for sure!
 
2013-11-07 03:16:05 PM
In Alberta we had a premier named Ralph Klein. He would get drunk and chuck cash at homeless people while ranting about them and telling them to get jobs. He was revered by all. I think when he died a little piece of him somehiw found its way into Rob Ford.
 
2013-11-07 03:17:32 PM
Known blowhard with substance abuse problems gets drunk and runs his mouth.  More at eleven!
 
2013-11-07 03:17:39 PM
Rob Ford needs to spend some quality time with Betty.
 
2013-11-07 03:18:13 PM
The Rob Ford lynching is hilarious.


It's very easy to remove a mayor from office.  CONVICT HIM OF A CRIMINAL OFFENCE.  He hasn't even been charged.

London Ontario mayor Joe Fontana can't say the same thing.

And let's not get started with the Gérald Tremblay Montreal scandal.
 
2013-11-07 03:18:17 PM
Shouldn't he be the new mayor of New York?
 
2013-11-07 03:20:12 PM

bsharitt: I'm beginning to think this guy is involved in some kind of bet to get himself fired.


`Tune in tomorrow when Blob Ford walks pantless into Nathan Philips square & defecates on a homeless guy in a wheelchair!'
 
2013-11-07 03:20:50 PM
Just think, the way it's going now a sex video can't be far off.
 
2013-11-07 03:21:35 PM
Looks like Toronto has beaten out San Diego for the worst mayor in a major North American city contest.
 
2013-11-07 03:22:12 PM

Slaxl: Let he who hasn't got drunk (or high on crack) and loudly proclaimed a desire to kill someone cast the first stone.

you say that. but, most of us don't run for public office for exactly that reason.
 
2013-11-07 03:25:28 PM

Russ1642: In Alberta we had a premier named Ralph Klein. He would get drunk and chuck cash at homeless people while ranting about them and telling them to get jobs. He was revered by all. I think when he died a little piece of him somehiw found its way into Rob Ford.


More than likely Rob Ford snorted some of Ralph's ashes. The timeline sort of matches to when Ford started to go completely off the rails.
 
2013-11-07 03:26:04 PM

Russ1642: Just think, the way it's going now a sex video can't be far off.


I just threw up in my mouth a lot.
 
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2013-11-07 03:26:59 PM
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2013-11-07 03:28:26 PM

The Onion is prophetic: mediablitz: Walker: And yet he's still mayor and there's not a got damn thing you can do about it Canada....eh?

That's the wild part. No recall mechanism?!?!?

Aren't his approval ratings going up since he admitted to smoking crack?


I believe they have. To some people, it's better to confess your dumb crap before the media beats you to it. And that's probably why he confessed. The media has been trying to out him and even tried to get the crack video with him. They probably got something solid so he beat them to the finish line by saying "By the way, I did crack."
 
2013-11-07 03:28:42 PM

oldfarthenry: vernonFL: Elegy: This guy is AWESOME.

This. Its like a Chris Farley SNL sketch, but real.

Easy for you guys to say! You're not within a 100 mile radius of Toronto (the fallout zone when this fat f**k goes into nuclear combustion).


Man. I'm right at the edge of that.

It was good lurking you all.
 
2013-11-07 03:28:49 PM

Slaxl: Let he who hasn't got drunk (or high on crack) and loudly proclaimed a desire to kill someone cast the first stone.


On or off the clock?
 
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