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2013-11-07 12:19:58 PM  
2013-11-07 08:56:40 PM
2013-11-08 08:14:13 AM  
"Stop me if you heard this one.  So a Jew, a Muslim, and the Pope walk into a bar..."

/read in a Groucho Marx accent for extra weirdness
2013-11-08 08:18:56 AM  
"Are we married?  Is the pope's nose red?"
2013-11-08 08:19:57 AM  
Again on Friday, Pope Francis attempted to set the world record for the fastest pope to be assassinated by his own parishioners. Previously, the pope attempted this record by advocating the Church focus on charity instead of a single-minded campaign against gay marriage, abortion and birth control.
2013-11-08 08:27:59 AM  
The miracle of the illuminating nose is demonstrated by Pope Rudolf to help a new bride guide her lay tonight.

/now with voiting
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-11-08 08:36:44 AM  
The patent pending "nose cushion" generates a warning HONK! when a supposedly celibate man tries to kiss a woman.
2013-11-08 08:41:35 AM  
Dat iz nuttin'. Look at vhat my-a Pope-a-powers did to your teeties.
2013-11-08 08:42:07 AM  
The card tricks and balloon animals went over well.  It wasn't until the Pope turned the wine into blood that the wedding guests wished the bride and groom had procured a chocolate fountain or photobooth instead.

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2013-11-08 08:52:52 AM  
And upon this sacred day, let us turn to the book of St. Rudolph. It was written that Jesus did want to go to Galilee to visit the multitude of sick children there. There was upon the land there a great lead mining and processing temple. And the fog was great so Jesus sayeth un to St. Rudolph "Oh St. Rudolph, with thy nose so bright, won't you guide my sandals tonight? For there are a multitude of sick children and I've never seen a multitude. I seen a few, And I've seen a bunch, but a multitude? No. Can't say I have seen a multitude and it's on my bucket list. And I'm 32 so time is running out.

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2013-11-08 09:17:20 AM  
can't sleep, Pope will eat me.
2013-11-08 09:19:55 AM  
Pope: Oh well, I guess my post-wedding cocaine orgy plans are down the drain.
2013-11-08 09:21:27 AM

"Thank you for showing me your lovely wedding album photos.  I don't know what a 'Farkette' or a 'Furry Con' is, but you're right that I like to try new things."
2013-11-08 09:25:15 AM  
Go ahead, squeeze the wheeze! Many people like to and it does't hurt me!
2013-11-08 09:37:41 AM  
I can't smell your c*nt.
2013-11-08 10:23:31 AM  
Now with voting enabled:

"The clown nose is OK.  But don't even think about wearing a condom...."
2013-11-08 10:31:39 AM  
Noses are red
The Pope's not a Jew
He'll marry you today
If you say I do
2013-11-08 11:10:07 AM  
Pope Francis attempted his best Peter Sellers impression, saying "Ah yes.  The old 'clown nose wedding' ploy"
2013-11-08 02:57:37 PM  
"This is nothin'.  You shoulda been there the time I hid the whoopee cushion in the kneeling bench of the confessional!"

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2013-11-08 03:58:43 PM  
Ok. So a priest, a pedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar.
Then a second guy walks in...
2013-11-08 08:59:30 PM  
Vatican City: Pope Francis met with the faithful and encouraged them to wear clown noses in honor of the 15th anniversary of the release of the movie Patch Adams. The Holy Father said "That Robin Williams, he's a funny, funny guy.  Red noses for everyone!"
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