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(Slate)   Finally, the app that lets fanboys have sex with their iPads   (slate.com) divider line 18
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2013-11-07 01:21:22 PM
3 votes:
An Android version will follow. Of course it will be cheaper and uglier, and give you e-syphilis.
2013-11-07 01:17:57 PM
3 votes:
FTA: "I've learned I have to start gently, with one finger circling the screen, and then add a second, longer caress. It doesn't like it to be over too quickly. "

Go on...
2013-11-07 01:17:26 PM
3 votes:
Old news is old. Way back before the launch of the iPad2 there were pictures on 4chan of people taping fleshlights to their tablet and running customised hentai on it. One guy even made a basic framework so that he could balance it on his hips.

/Why do I know this you ask?
//Like watching a trainwreck
///You just can't look away
2013-11-07 01:09:13 PM
3 votes:
weknowmemes.com
2013-11-07 01:22:06 PM
2 votes:

bingethinker: An Android version will follow. Of course it will be cheaper and uglier, and give you e-syphilis.


but at least you'll be able to choose which color syphillis
2013-11-07 01:21:17 PM
2 votes:

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: DerAppie: Old news is old. Way back before the launch of the iPad2 there were pictures on 4chan of people taping fleshlights to their tablet and running customised hentai on it. One guy even made a basic framework so that he could balance it on his hips.

/Why do I know this you ask?
//Like watching a trainwreck
///You just can't look away

So, where could one of these perverts procure said customized hentai?


I only ask bc I'd like to update my netnanny software
2013-11-07 01:20:21 PM
2 votes:

DerAppie: Old news is old. Way back before the launch of the iPad2 there were pictures on 4chan of people taping fleshlights to their tablet and running customised hentai on it. One guy even made a basic framework so that he could balance it on his hips.

/Why do I know this you ask?
//Like watching a trainwreck
///You just can't look away


So, where could one of these perverts procure said customized hentai?
2013-11-07 03:19:37 PM
1 votes:
Right now I'm concentrating on satisfying my iPad. I've learned I have to start gently, with one finger circling the screen, and then add a second, longer caress. It doesn't like it to be over too quickly.

Stopped reading right there.
2013-11-07 02:08:01 PM
1 votes:
i.imgflip.com
2013-11-07 02:02:26 PM
1 votes:
The Fleshlight holster iPad case came out some time ago.
2013-11-07 01:37:10 PM
1 votes:
media.coveringmedia.com
2013-11-07 01:36:00 PM
1 votes:

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: DerAppie: Old news is old. Way back before the launch of the iPad2 there were pictures on 4chan of people taping fleshlights to their tablet and running customised hentai on it. One guy even made a basic framework so that he could balance it on his hips.

/Why do I know this you ask?
//Like watching a trainwreck
///You just can't look away

So, where could one of these perverts procure said customized hentai?


One could always go to 4chan.org/r/ and ask. I would not know as I own neither a tablet nor a fleshlight.
2013-11-07 01:25:23 PM
1 votes:
Dear Prudence: My husband won't stop caressing my iPad.  I'm starting to wonder if he cares about me at all . . . .
2013-11-07 01:25:20 PM
1 votes:

bingethinker: An Android version will follow. Of course it will be cheaper and uglier, and give you e-syphilis.


You mean electrogonorrhea, the noisy killer.
2013-11-07 01:22:48 PM
1 votes:

parkke0108: FTA: "I've learned I have to start gently, with one finger circling the screen, and then add a second, longer caress. It doesn't like it to be over too quickly. "

Go on...


Sure it starts like this but by the time you get to eighteenth level the screen is in danger of the most bizarre damage and by level twenty when things are really starting to heat up you Ipad just wants to be held.
2013-11-07 01:17:09 PM
1 votes:
Right, subby.  Like that's never happened before.
2013-11-07 01:15:59 PM
1 votes:

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant:


Seconded! What the fark did I just read?
2013-11-07 01:15:39 PM
1 votes:
That article made me a little uncomfortable.
 
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