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(Slate)   Finally, the app that lets fanboys have sex with their iPads   (slate.com) divider line 28
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2013-11-07 01:09:13 PM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2013-11-07 01:15:39 PM  
That article made me a little uncomfortable.
 
2013-11-07 01:15:59 PM  

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant:


Seconded! What the fark did I just read?
 
2013-11-07 01:17:09 PM  
Right, subby.  Like that's never happened before.
 
2013-11-07 01:17:26 PM  
Old news is old. Way back before the launch of the iPad2 there were pictures on 4chan of people taping fleshlights to their tablet and running customised hentai on it. One guy even made a basic framework so that he could balance it on his hips.

/Why do I know this you ask?
//Like watching a trainwreck
///You just can't look away
 
2013-11-07 01:17:57 PM  
FTA: "I've learned I have to start gently, with one finger circling the screen, and then add a second, longer caress. It doesn't like it to be over too quickly. "

Go on...
 
GBB
2013-11-07 01:19:53 PM  
Voided the warranty by taping the developers backdoor port?
 
2013-11-07 01:20:21 PM  

DerAppie: Old news is old. Way back before the launch of the iPad2 there were pictures on 4chan of people taping fleshlights to their tablet and running customised hentai on it. One guy even made a basic framework so that he could balance it on his hips.

/Why do I know this you ask?
//Like watching a trainwreck
///You just can't look away


So, where could one of these perverts procure said customized hentai?
 
2013-11-07 01:21:17 PM  

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: DerAppie: Old news is old. Way back before the launch of the iPad2 there were pictures on 4chan of people taping fleshlights to their tablet and running customised hentai on it. One guy even made a basic framework so that he could balance it on his hips.

/Why do I know this you ask?
//Like watching a trainwreck
///You just can't look away

So, where could one of these perverts procure said customized hentai?


I only ask bc I'd like to update my netnanny software
 
2013-11-07 01:21:22 PM  
An Android version will follow. Of course it will be cheaper and uglier, and give you e-syphilis.
 
2013-11-07 01:22:06 PM  

bingethinker: An Android version will follow. Of course it will be cheaper and uglier, and give you e-syphilis.


but at least you'll be able to choose which color syphillis
 
2013-11-07 01:22:48 PM  

parkke0108: FTA: "I've learned I have to start gently, with one finger circling the screen, and then add a second, longer caress. It doesn't like it to be over too quickly. "

Go on...


Sure it starts like this but by the time you get to eighteenth level the screen is in danger of the most bizarre damage and by level twenty when things are really starting to heat up you Ipad just wants to be held.
 
2013-11-07 01:25:20 PM  

bingethinker: An Android version will follow. Of course it will be cheaper and uglier, and give you e-syphilis.


You mean electrogonorrhea, the noisy killer.
 
2013-11-07 01:25:23 PM  
Dear Prudence: My husband won't stop caressing my iPad.  I'm starting to wonder if he cares about me at all . . . .
 
2013-11-07 01:36:00 PM  

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: DerAppie: Old news is old. Way back before the launch of the iPad2 there were pictures on 4chan of people taping fleshlights to their tablet and running customised hentai on it. One guy even made a basic framework so that he could balance it on his hips.

/Why do I know this you ask?
//Like watching a trainwreck
///You just can't look away

So, where could one of these perverts procure said customized hentai?


One could always go to 4chan.org/r/ and ask. I would not know as I own neither a tablet nor a fleshlight.
 
2013-11-07 01:37:10 PM  
media.coveringmedia.com
 
2013-11-07 01:45:08 PM  

Buck Henderson: That article made me a little uncomfortable.


I concur.
 
2013-11-07 02:02:26 PM  
The Fleshlight holster iPad case came out some time ago.
 
2013-11-07 02:08:01 PM  
i.imgflip.com
 
2013-11-07 02:43:13 PM  
They should throw in a few random programs where the device starts screaming rape and shuts down.
 
2013-11-07 03:07:20 PM  

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: bingethinker: An Android version will follow. Of course it will be cheaper and uglier, and give you e-syphilis.

but at least you'll be able to choose which color syphillis


Shows how much you know. iPads come in two colors. They always have.
 
2013-11-07 03:08:47 PM  
Will it make me gay, if my iPad is male?
 
2013-11-07 03:19:37 PM  
Right now I'm concentrating on satisfying my iPad. I've learned I have to start gently, with one finger circling the screen, and then add a second, longer caress. It doesn't like it to be over too quickly.

Stopped reading right there.
 
2013-11-07 07:09:30 PM  
2.99 on android?
Nah, not worth it.
 
2013-11-07 07:38:52 PM  
I've said before, where's our damn sexbots? That's all we're asking for already

/See: Cherry 2000
 
2013-11-08 04:27:50 AM  

tricycleracer: The Fleshlight holster iPad case came out some time ago.


I need to find out where I might procure one of these...

For educational purposes, of course...
 
2013-11-08 12:54:22 PM  
iCultists have been having sex with their devices since day one. This is nothing new.
 
2013-11-08 01:02:55 PM  

Saborlas: iCultists have been having sex with their devices since day one. This is nothing new.


iHaters have been pathetic losers since day one. This is nothing new.
 
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