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2013-11-07 11:52:37 AM
Bravo. HOTY candidate.
 
2013-11-07 12:05:01 PM
i.i.cbsi.com

Really?


Really?!
 
2013-11-07 12:05:23 PM
I hope the fourth guy lives and rebuilds so he can one day sing "Sweet Adeline" again
 
2013-11-07 12:55:21 PM
But Detroit is on the rebound.  Seriously!  I mean it this time!  STOP LAUGHING!
 
2013-11-07 12:56:00 PM
Great headline!
 
2013-11-07 12:58:13 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-07 01:00:16 PM
Dispute over... 2 biiiiiiiiiiiiiits!

/You read that in Roger Rabbits voice now didn't you.
// Anyone?   Anyone?
 
2013-11-07 01:01:16 PM
Would you like some torture with your tonsure? Some death with your do? Some bang with your bangs?

/Okay, got nothin'
 
2013-11-07 01:03:13 PM
Craig said they also were trying to locate two vehicles that they think the shooters might have been using: a 2004 white Chevrolet Impala that possibly has a broken window and bullet holes in the back, and a 2004 black Impala.

all these white on black crimes are just getting ridiculous and has to stop!
 
2013-11-07 01:03:15 PM
Two links in a row about killings in Detroit.

Geez...

Are they still bankrupt? What happened with that?
 
2013-11-07 01:03:27 PM
Post-apocolyptic hellscape Detroit trifecta in play.
 
2013-11-07 01:04:09 PM
You know, It's always a gamble going to the barbershop.
 
2013-11-07 01:05:42 PM
What an archaic reference.
 
2013-11-07 01:06:47 PM
The quartet has become a solo act.
 
2013-11-07 01:07:31 PM
and you knew it...
 
2013-11-07 01:12:38 PM
Better than my submission.

I wondered how many were Eddie Murphy.
 
2013-11-07 01:13:14 PM
"Nine people were struck, including two men who were inside the shop and died, police said."

Wait...so nine people died, or two already-dead people in the shop were shot?
 
2013-11-07 01:20:45 PM

Tricky Chicken: Better than my submission.

I wondered how many were Eddie Murphy.


Fark you, fark you, and fark you!

Who's next?
 
2013-11-07 01:28:33 PM
Trouble in Toontown? Good job subby
 
2013-11-07 01:29:15 PM

Tricky Chicken: Better than my submission.

I wondered how many were Eddie Murphy.


I guess he didn't like being reminded that Rocky Marciano whipped Joe Louis' ass.
 
2013-11-07 01:34:29 PM
13 shot in Washington Navy Yard.  Gun control!  National dialogue on mental health!  Investigations!  Congressional hearings!  Statement from the President!

10 shot in Detroit.  Just another weekday.  Or worse...

73 shot in Chicago.  Just another holiday weekend.

I'll leave you to draw your own conclusions.
 
2013-11-07 01:37:00 PM

AngryDragon: 13 shot in Washington Navy Yard.  Gun control!  National dialogue on mental health!  Investigations!  Congressional hearings!  Statement from the President!

10 shot in Detroit.  Just another weekday.  Or worse...

73 shot in Chicago.  Just another holiday weekend.

I'll leave you to draw your own conclusions.


Yeah. In the other thread it was just a joke. Lighten up. No dog whistles here at all.
 
2013-11-07 01:47:03 PM
www.bartcop.com
 
2013-11-07 01:51:17 PM

AngryDragon: 13 shot in Washington Navy Yard.  Gun control!  National dialogue on mental health!  Investigations!  Congressional hearings!  Statement from the President!

10 shot in Detroit.  Just another weekday.  Or worse...

73 shot in Chicago.  Just another holiday weekend.

I'll leave you to draw your own conclusions.


Well, what else do you say? I mean, as a resident of MI, what do you say? A navy yard is not a place where gangs and gang violence are prevalent, and someone went out of their way to do something bad. In detroit, though, or Chicago, you're talking about a town with high poverty amongst minorities, thriving gang problems, and a police force that doesn't do shiat about it. At some point, you have to just say "fark it, let the damn criminals kill each other off."  At this point, I'm only pissed when innocents get caught in the crossfire. Otherwise, fark 'em. Nothing of value was lost.
 
2013-11-07 01:54:20 PM

Kit Fister: AngryDragon: 13 shot in Washington Navy Yard.  Gun control!  National dialogue on mental health!  Investigations!  Congressional hearings!  Statement from the President!

10 shot in Detroit.  Just another weekday.  Or worse...

73 shot in Chicago.  Just another holiday weekend.

I'll leave you to draw your own conclusions.

Well, what else do you say? I mean, as a resident of MI, what do you say? A navy yard is not a place where gangs and gang violence are prevalent, and someone went out of their way to do something bad. In detroit, though, or Chicago, you're talking about a town with high poverty amongst minorities, thriving gang problems, and a police force that doesn't do shiat about it. At some point, you have to just say "fark it, let the damn criminals kill each other off."  At this point, I'm only pissed when innocents get caught in the crossfire. Otherwise, fark 'em. Nothing of value was lost.


Yeah.  Latest reports are saying this place was a well known illegal gambling joint and they have the shooter in custody.  Of course he's a convicted felon.
 
2013-11-07 01:58:44 PM
And if you gave it two days after being elected before someone said the new mayor of Detroit has blood on his hands, claim your prize.

http://www.freep.com/article/20131107/COL10/311070121/

Apparently he's culpable even though he hasn't even taken office yet.
 
2013-11-07 02:08:37 PM

AngryDragon: And if you gave it two days after being elected before someone said the new mayor of Detroit has blood on his hands, claim your prize.

http://www.freep.com/article/20131107/COL10/311070121/

Apparently he's culpable even though he hasn't even taken office yet.


They elected the white guy, didn't they?
 
2013-11-07 02:15:35 PM
Has anyone informed the president?
Has he released a statement yet?
 
2013-11-07 02:31:02 PM
Shave and a haircut, three dead

/Burma Shave?
 
2013-11-07 02:48:20 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Yeah. In the other thread it was just a joke. Lighten up. No dog whistles here at all.


You want us to lighten up and make jokes about black people being shot now?
 
2013-11-07 04:38:50 PM

way south: Has anyone informed the president?
Has he released a statement yet?


Why would obama want to make a statement? Shootings that can't be blamed on white conservatives can't be exploited by his liberal agenda.
 
2013-11-08 12:06:54 PM

maxximillian: [i.imgur.com image 691x473]


I couldn't find a screencap of him bursting through the wall either...
 
2013-11-08 05:02:15 PM
The authorities would like a word with Mr. Todd?
 
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