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(SeattlePI)   "Here in the presidential suite, you'll find a wet bar, a fully featured communications center, a Jacuzzi, and of course, your complimentary hobo"   (seattlepi.com) divider line 19
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2013-11-07 12:12:05 PM
I worked front desk at a nice hotel.  We'd often swipe the key to the Presidential or Governor's suite and catch a game on the tv or just hang out and drink and do lines after our shift.  It never sold and would sit empty until we had some celebrity come in, maybe twice a year.  I think the only time we did sell it at full list price was when someone wanted to do a porno shoot.  Took one of the room service waitresses up there and banged her in the jacuzzi after the 9ers beat the Bengals in the SuperBowl.  Slap it on the maids sheet for clean up the next day and nobody's the wiser.

God, I loved my youth.  Giant waste of partying and I wouldn't change a thing.
 
2013-11-07 01:01:53 PM
Huh.  I always wondered what happened to Complimentary Hobo after finishing last at the Preakness..
 
2013-11-07 01:04:24 PM
the hobo is there for you to murder.
 
2013-11-07 01:05:34 PM
Ya know, if I did not snore so much,,,
 
2013-11-07 01:05:48 PM
Just wait until he gets a lawyer who prints up an invite that he had for the HOBO's convention held there.

FTR/ That entire place is a dump.
 
2013-11-07 01:09:06 PM
Throwing him out is one thing, but tossing him in jail with a $15,000 bond you know he can't pay is a little much, isn't it?
 
2013-11-07 01:10:43 PM
What about the leftover hobo stank?
 
2013-11-07 01:13:59 PM
I'm confused. If you had enough money to afford a room like that, why would you be in Pittsburgh in the first place?
 
2013-11-07 01:15:17 PM

Subtle_Canary: the hobo is there for you to murder.


We'll duh, how else am I supposed to get an erection?
 
2013-11-07 01:16:39 PM
Is it a singing hobo or a stabbing hobo?
 
2013-11-07 01:21:56 PM
Complimentary Hobo tells you your hair looks nice, asks for spare change.
 
2013-11-07 01:22:58 PM
There was an old building by us that right before the Great Recession was going to be renovated into pretty high end condos. They redid part of one upper floors for displays/sales. I even checked it out when they had an open house: 3 bed, 2 bath luxury urban lofts staged with all sorts of cool furnishings and decorations. Looked great with 15 foot ceilings, exposed brick, restaurant grade kitchen, huge windows and high end finishes. Some place I could never afford but dream about.

Then the market crashed and the developer went to jail for all sorts of book cooking. The building sat there (supposedly empty) until the market had recovered enough in late 2011. When the new developer went in they found 4 squatters who'd been living in the displays for what they'd claimed was almost 2 years. They said during that entire time they kept their mouths shut to not ruin a good thing. They also said that nobody ever came in to check the place out. No cops, no security guards and nobody from the banks that foreclosed on the building.
 
2013-11-07 01:22:58 PM

NuttierThanEver: Subtle_Canary: the hobo is there for you to murder.

We'll duh, how else am I supposed to get an erection?


Now do you kill the hobo before, during or after the act? I prefer to have them slowly choked out and die at the end.
 
2013-11-07 01:36:21 PM

groppet: Now do you kill the hobo before, during or after the act? I prefer to have them slowly choked out and die at the end.


That makes the hobo get an erection too sometimes, which is a little gay for my tastes. NTTAWWT.
 
2013-11-07 01:39:14 PM

groppet: NuttierThanEver: Subtle_Canary: the hobo is there for you to murder.

We'll duh, how else am I supposed to get an erection?

Now do you kill the hobo before, during or after the act? I prefer to have them slowly choked out and die at the end.


I prefer it as a warm up, really sets the right tone for my date and let's her know I'm not a cuddler
 
2013-11-07 01:41:36 PM

mjohnson71: There was an old building by us that right before the Great Recession was going to be renovated into pretty high end condos. They redid part of one upper floors for displays/sales. I even checked it out when they had an open house: 3 bed, 2 bath luxury urban lofts staged with all sorts of cool furnishings and decorations. Looked great with 15 foot ceilings, exposed brick, restaurant grade kitchen, huge windows and high end finishes. Some place I could never afford but dream about.

Then the market crashed and the developer went to jail for all sorts of book cooking. The building sat there (supposedly empty) until the market had recovered enough in late 2011. When the new developer went in they found 4 squatters who'd been living in the displays for what they'd claimed was almost 2 years. They said during that entire time they kept their mouths shut to not ruin a good thing. They also said that nobody ever came in to check the place out. No cops, no security guards and nobody from the banks that foreclosed on the building.


CSB:
The house right behind me has been in foreclosure for about 6 months.  It's about 2500 sq. ft. and was just completely renovated about 3 yrs. ago.  A tree fell on it about 3 months ago and it took the bank about a month to get someone to get it off the house but they just left the cut up tree in the backyard.  The tree doesn't look to have damaged the house.  My neighbor and I try to keep an eye on it just so some kids don't trash it or some transient doesn't move in.  I'll bet that there are thousands of places like this all over the country.

Also, it is strange to me that the word hobo has come back into use.  It seemed to go out of use in the 80's sometime.  When I was a kid a hobo was some guy with his belongings in a kerchief on a stick, picking up cigar butts off the ground and smoking them.  My sister even dressed as one for Halloween one year.  Now a hobo is any homeless person.
 
2013-11-07 02:19:53 PM
NO NO NO! I asked for the skank hooker.
 
2013-11-07 03:02:05 PM
FTFA:

"The door had been programmed to remain unlocked for an event earlier that day."

Also FTFA:

"Richard said police don't know how long Watson had been in the suite or how he got in."

Must have been a ninja, using his cat-like speed and reflexes to open that door and walk in....
 
2013-11-07 06:45:43 PM
WOOT!
The hobosexuals are out in force today!
Good times!
 
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