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(SeattlePI)   Miss Universe costume pageant features national costumes from around the world, from Austrian dirndls to Swedish swords to whatever the hell Miss USA is wearing to Miss Botswana, who apparently didn't get the 'costume' memo   (seattlepi.com) divider line 130
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2013-11-07 12:59:58 PM
ris.fashion.telegraph.co.uk

A female Optimus Prime?


Miss Canada just looks like she bought something called Sexy Mountie at the costume store.

ris.fashion.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-11-07 01:05:57 PM

images3.wikia.nocookie.net


♪♫♪  Botswaaannnaaaaa!  ♪♫♪

 
2013-11-07 01:06:24 PM

Sybarite: Miss Canada just looks like she bought something called Sexy Mountie at the costume store.


Came here to say this. Is that the best we could come up with? A tired old cliche for a costume?

How about a puck bunny? Or a poutine vendor? Or a bag of milk?
 
2013-11-07 01:07:46 PM
The only white person from Jamaica won Miss Jamaica? Shenanigans.
ww2.hdnux.com Miss Jamaica Kerrie Baylis' presents her outfit, during the national costume show at the 2013 Miss Universe pageant in Moscow, Russia, on Sunday, Nov. 3, 2013.
 
2013-11-07 01:14:07 PM
"You say you have clothes that are meant to be worn to pretend you are something else? I do not understand, I have only this dress which I must share will my 5 sisters."
 
2013-11-07 01:14:47 PM
When the first picture popped up of Miss USA's .... whatever ... I thought that it would be Miss Japan and not Miss USA.

Makes SOME sense though- what WOULD the USA's 'national costume' be? Sweatpants and a Snuggie? Old jeans and a wife beater? (that I'd probably not complain about seeing Miss USA in....)
 
2013-11-07 01:16:14 PM

Ashyukun: When the first picture popped up of Miss USA's .... whatever ... I thought that it would be Miss Japan and not Miss USA.

Makes SOME sense though- what WOULD the USA's 'national costume' be? Sweatpants and a Snuggie? Old jeans and a wife beater? (that I'd probably not complain about seeing Miss USA in....)


Yoga pants and a Coach handbag.
 
2013-11-07 01:17:21 PM

miss diminutive: Sybarite: Miss Canada just looks like she bought something called Sexy Mountie at the costume store.

Came here to say this. Is that the best we could come up with? A tired old cliche for a costume?

How about a puck bunny? Or a poutine vendor? Or a bag of milk?


Crack fiend?
Moose?
Luberjack?
 
2013-11-07 01:19:13 PM
i162.photobucket.com

WTF?
 
2013-11-07 01:28:09 PM

CruiserTwelve: [i162.photobucket.com image 335x540]

WTF?


It looks like an Andean mountain cat threw up a lorikeet.
 
2013-11-07 01:31:03 PM

Diogenes: Ashyukun: When the first picture popped up of Miss USA's .... whatever ... I thought that it would be Miss Japan and not Miss USA.

Makes SOME sense though- what WOULD the USA's 'national costume' be? Sweatpants and a Snuggie? Old jeans and a wife beater? (that I'd probably not complain about seeing Miss USA in....)

Yoga pants and a Coach handbag.


JUST yoga pants and a Coach handbag? I could get behind that...
 
2013-11-07 01:46:19 PM

Sybarite: Miss Canada just looks like she bought something called Sexy Mountie at the costume store.


ww1.hdnux.com

they're all like that. national costume of britain, my arse.
 
2013-11-07 01:49:51 PM

CruiserTwelve: [i162.photobucket.com image 335x540]

WTF?


Who runs Barter Town?
 
2013-11-07 02:00:41 PM
Gee, thanks for the link, Slideshow Bob.
 
2013-11-07 02:08:13 PM

gameshowhost: Gee, thanks for the link, Slideshow Bob.


Deslidified for your viewing pleasure
 
2013-11-07 02:40:33 PM
Boobies thread trifecta in play!
Mods: make is so.
 
2013-11-07 02:41:46 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: miss diminutive: Sybarite: Miss Canada just looks like she bought something called Sexy Mountie at the costume store.

Came here to say this. Is that the best we could come up with? A tired old cliche for a costume?

How about a puck bunny? Or a poutine vendor? Or a bag of milk?

Crack fiend?
Moose?
Luberjack?


LMAO at luberjack
 
2013-11-07 02:43:31 PM

FlashHarry: Sybarite: Miss Canada just looks like she bought something called Sexy Mountie at the costume store.

[ww1.hdnux.com image 810x540]

they're all like that. national costume of britain, my arse.


I do NOT want to see the queen in that.
 
2013-11-07 02:44:53 PM

jxb465: FlashHarry: Sybarite: Miss Canada just looks like she bought something called Sexy Mountie at the costume store.

[ww1.hdnux.com image 810x540]

they're all like that. national costume of britain, my arse.

I do NOT want to see the queen in that.


Maybe Prince Charles. .
 
2013-11-07 02:44:55 PM

Walker: The only white person from Jamaica won Miss Jamaica? Shenanigans.
[ww2.hdnux.com image 810x540] Miss Jamaica Kerrie Baylis' presents her outfit, during the national costume show at the 2013 Miss Universe pageant in Moscow, Russia, on Sunday, Nov. 3, 2013.


Give her some credit for tucking her large, Jamaican penis.
 
2013-11-07 02:45:13 PM
No camletoe in the bunch. Bah.
 
2013-11-07 02:46:36 PM

CruiserTwelve: [i162.photobucket.com image 335x540]

WTF?


ww1.hdnux.com

I'll see your "WTF", and raise you a "what is this, I don't even..."
 
2013-11-07 02:46:38 PM

FlashHarry: Sybarite: Miss Canada just looks like she bought something called Sexy Mountie at the costume store.

[ww1.hdnux.com image 810x540]

they're all like that. national costume of britain, my arse.


Would have said France/Bastille day re-enactment myself

and  apparently Belgium is overrun by Satan worshippers or about half of these girls saw the words costume, and after that their reading comprehension just petered out:
ww2.hdnux.com:
 
2013-11-07 02:47:18 PM
poor-man Bjork costumes
 
2013-11-07 02:47:31 PM
Japans wins the 'big costume' award from me.
 
2013-11-07 02:47:35 PM

CruiserTwelve: [i162.photobucket.com image 335x540]

WTF?


i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-07 02:47:37 PM

CruiserTwelve: [i162.photobucket.com image 335x540]

WTF?


I see your random baby head and raise you three extra floating heads.

ww1.hdnux.com
 
2013-11-07 02:48:17 PM
though I have to admit MS. Azerbijan looks like a walking talking Disney Princess:
ww1.hdnux.com
 
2013-11-07 02:48:38 PM
Costume or no, Miss Botswana's still hot.
 
2013-11-07 02:48:57 PM
Just came here to say the Botswanans (Botswanians? Botswanese?) are lovely people and she can wear whatever she wants.
And frankly I like it better than most of the costumes.
#1 Ladies Detective?
 
2013-11-07 02:49:44 PM
Miss Spain... just damn. Need to clean up some drool now.
 
2013-11-07 02:49:58 PM

FunkOut: jxb465: FlashHarry: Sybarite: Miss Canada just looks like she bought something called Sexy Mountie at the costume store.

[ww1.hdnux.com image 810x540]

they're all like that. national costume of britain, my arse.

I do NOT want to see the queen in that.

Maybe Prince Charles. .


I think there are already photos of that in some far corner of the internets.
 
2013-11-07 02:50:45 PM

CruiserTwelve: [i162.photobucket.com image 335x540]

WTF?


She needs to start the reactor.
 
2013-11-07 02:50:50 PM
I was going to say repeat, but this article shows more of the contestants.
 
2013-11-07 02:51:04 PM

Diogenes: It looks like an Andean mountain cat threw up a lorikeet.


Came for the Andean mountain cat throwing up a lorikeet reference. Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-11-07 02:51:14 PM

Magorn: FlashHarry: Sybarite: Miss Canada just looks like she bought something called Sexy Mountie at the costume store.

[ww1.hdnux.com image 810x540]

they're all like that. national costume of britain, my arse.

Would have said France/Bastille day re-enactment myself

and  apparently Belgium is overrun by Satan worshippers or about half of these girls saw the words costume, and after that their reading comprehension just petered out:
[ww2.hdnux.com image 351x540]:


Silly.  Everyone knows Antwerp is actually the lost city of Atlantis.
 
2013-11-07 02:51:47 PM

Magorn: FlashHarry: Sybarite: Miss Canada just looks like she bought something called Sexy Mountie at the costume store.

[ww1.hdnux.com image 810x540]

they're all like that. national costume of britain, my arse.

Would have said France/Bastille day re-enactment myself

and  apparently Belgium is overrun by Satan worshippers or about half of these girls saw the words costume, and after that their reading comprehension just petered out:
[ww2.hdnux.com image 351x540]:


The Belgian national football team, which is currently 5th in FIFA rankings, is called the Red Devils.
 
2013-11-07 02:51:48 PM

FlashHarry: Sybarite: Miss Canada just looks like she bought something called Sexy Mountie at the costume store.

[ww1.hdnux.com image 810x540]

they're all like that. national costume of britain, my arse.


That's the updated outfit for the Most Noble Order of the Garter.
 
2013-11-07 02:52:13 PM

red5ish: Diogenes: It looks like an Andean mountain cat threw up a lorikeet.

Came for the Andean mountain cat throwing up a lorikeet reference. Leaving satisfied.


Too much wiki-ing?  I was trying to be culturally relevant ;-)
 
2013-11-07 02:53:23 PM
the swiss costume was lacking in the amount of gold fillings it should have on it
 
2013-11-07 02:53:31 PM

miss diminutive: Sybarite: Miss Canada just looks like she bought something called Sexy Mountie at the costume store.

Came here to say this. Is that the best we could come up with? A tired old cliche for a costume?

How about a puck bunny? Or a poutine vendor? Or a bag of milk?


Look closer. Milk bags were definitely included in her costume.
 
2013-11-07 02:54:28 PM
Miss USA should have worn a fat suit, draped herself with guns and road a hov-a-round out.
 
2013-11-07 02:54:30 PM
A farking mountie? jeez lawheeze.
 
2013-11-07 02:55:19 PM

mesmer242: CruiserTwelve: [i162.photobucket.com image 335x540]

WTF?

I see your random baby head and raise you three extra floating heads.

[ww1.hdnux.com image 850x566]


ww2.hdnux.com
I raise you a psychedelic gecko
 
2013-11-07 02:55:41 PM
the american one i don't really understand... why not dress as sexy betsy ross or something?
 
2013-11-07 02:57:24 PM

Theaetetus: mesmer242: CruiserTwelve: [i162.photobucket.com image 335x540]

WTF?

I see your random baby head and raise you three extra floating heads.

[ww1.hdnux.com image 850x566]

[ww2.hdnux.com image 741x1080]
I raise you a psychedelic gecko


It would have been awesome if they had lowered those front feet just a weeeee bit.
 
2013-11-07 02:58:11 PM

pute kisses like a man: the american one i don't really understand... why not dress as sexy betsy ross or something?


She was Sexy George Washington 2 years ago

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-07 02:58:49 PM
and this is apparently the host of a popular Children's show on Univision who just happened to wander onto the stage since Curacao is a liquer and not an actual country
ww2.hdnux.com


Overall It looked like many of the women, particularly those from Latin America, were using the exercise as an excuse to show off way more skin they they are usually allowed to during a pageant.   This is a trend I Strongly approve of
 
2013-11-07 02:58:49 PM
ww4.hdnux.com Never shall Spring come to Narnia!
 
2013-11-07 02:59:12 PM

Vacation Bible School: pute kisses like a man: the american one i don't really understand... why not dress as sexy betsy ross or something?

She was Sexy George Washington 2 years ago

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 450x580]


I'd cross her Delaware.
 
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