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2013-11-07 12:59:13 PM

31.media.tumblr.com

 
2013-11-07 01:04:43 PM
Wait, what the hell am I on?

imgick.nj.com
 
2013-11-07 02:04:04 PM
WE CAN'T STOP HERE.

THIS IS BAT COUNTRY.
 
2013-11-07 02:10:58 PM
your hand. look at it.

it's weird, man

weird
 
2013-11-07 02:12:21 PM

hardinparamedic: WE CAN'T STOP HERE.

THIS IS BAT COUNTRY.


www.adultimum.net
 
2013-11-07 02:12:39 PM
FTA: along with marijuana, LSD, and the extracted juice of a rare jungle root

Band name or p0rn site?
 
2013-11-07 02:12:54 PM
Have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?
 
2013-11-07 02:14:55 PM
Subby gets it.

/It's above a language.
 
2013-11-07 02:15:29 PM

rkiller1: FTA: along with marijuana, LSD, and the extracted juice of a rare jungle root


www.newsradioklbj.com
Yopo?
 
2013-11-07 02:20:35 PM

rkiller1: FTA: along with marijuana, LSD, and the extracted juice of a rare jungle root

Band name or p0rn site?


Ayahuasca

It makes you look like this

imgick.nj.com

...unless you're inside looking out, then you look different, or if you're inside looking in looking out in out, then it's different.
 
2013-11-07 02:21:59 PM
I'd like to know what erowid root is the first step in making. What is the name of the final product?
 
2013-11-07 02:24:57 PM
DMT
 
2013-11-07 02:25:37 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: I'd like to know what erowid root is the first step in making. What is the name of the final product?


n,n-DMT

Instead of extended effects like when it's used in ayahuasca, if it is vaporized it has relatively short duration and very strong effects.
 
2013-11-07 02:27:32 PM

YoOjo: Ayahuasca


From your link:
People who have consumed ayahuasca report having spiritual revelations regarding their purpose on earth, the true nature of the universe as well as deep insight into how to be the best person they possibly can. This is viewed by many as a spiritual awakening and what's often described as a rebirth. In addition it is often reported that individuals can gain access to higher spiritual dimensions and make contact with various spiritual or extra dimensional beings who can act as guides or healers.  It's nearly always said that people experience profound positive changes in their life subsequent to consuming ayahuasca and it is often viewed as one of the most effective tools of enlightenment.


Holy crap, where can I get some?!?!?!
 
2013-11-07 02:28:41 PM

Mad Canadian: Have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?


076dd0a50e0c1255009e-bd4b8aabaca29897bc751dfaf75b290c.r40.cf1.rackcdn.com


Did you guys see the size of that chicken?
 
2013-11-07 02:31:29 PM
What the fark is erowid mimosa?  Did the idiot author hear "look up mimosa hostilis on erowid" and remember it as erowid mimosa?
 
2013-11-07 02:31:35 PM
Yes because it's people who are tripping balls who are out there causing crime.

The reason you don't see much of these types of labs, and the relative novelty of hallucinogens on the market is, well, they're just not that big a deal. They were big with hippies, and yes the kids like DMT these days. But they're a large time investment with relatively low profit margins. They're practically part in parcel with the suburban ennui drug experience. ie; Something to do in a park with friends.

Obviously YMMV and I'm sure, much like with everything in life, some jackhole managed to jump off a building or otherwise freak out. But really... this is softball stuff.
 
2013-11-07 02:35:59 PM

Trashy_McKraut: What the fark is erowid mimosa?  Did the idiot author hear "look up mimosa hostilis on erowid" and remember it as erowid mimosa?


This...
 
2013-11-07 02:37:45 PM

rkiller1: YoOjo: Ayahuasca

From your link:
People who have consumed ayahuasca report having spiritual revelations regarding their purpose on earth, the true nature of the universe as well as deep insight into how to be the best person they possibly can. This is viewed by many as a spiritual awakening and what's often described as a rebirth. In addition it is often reported that individuals can gain access to higher spiritual dimensions and make contact with various spiritual or extra dimensional beings who can act as guides or healers.  It's nearly always said that people experience profound positive changes in their life subsequent to consuming ayahuasca and it is often viewed as one of the most effective tools of enlightenment.

Holy crap, where can I get some?!?!?!


Peru etc, there's sites online where you can book a visit to a Shamen, my local bicycle mechanic went for a month this summer to kick his alcoholism.
Or maybe just hang out with Joe Rogan...
 
2013-11-07 02:37:51 PM
" Barry Roomberg is not familiar to drug investigators "

I don't know if I found this funnier or the " Still Depressed " advertisement embedded in the slideshow.

Also why was the fire department looking for a fire in the basement upstairs in the attic ?
 
2013-11-07 02:38:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grcqs9cDuN8
 
2013-11-07 02:42:31 PM
Snardleflanx!  Did you guys see the size of that dragonchicken?
 
2013-11-07 02:44:23 PM
It's obligatory but it must be said ... I feel so much safer now.  I was afraid some tripper was going to storm up in here and steal my stuff.  Thanks Mr. Policeman for taking these  harmfull hippy weirdos off the streets.  Now allow me to get back to beating my wife and tossing back this bottle of Jack.
 
2013-11-07 02:52:44 PM
FTA: used to produce a half-gallon of dimethyltryptamine that was allegedly found in the attic.

Now, is this a /2 gallon of PURE DMT?
or, more likely, the solution that will be reduced to maybe a few grams (which is still a lot)

Better Journalism, please!
 
2013-11-07 02:56:01 PM
Well, that helps explain why I got shafted out of getting DMT for Halloween.  Was going to hit that, and once the initial 5-6 cosmic minutes ended, drop some quality blotter. The LSD would've kicked in right right as the DMT after effects abated.

If you want to see what the first few minutes of DMT is like, check out "Enter the Void.
 
2013-11-07 02:58:30 PM
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-07 02:59:47 PM

adenosine: antidisestablishmentarianism: I'd like to know what erowid root is the first step in making. What is the name of the final product?

n,n-DMT

Instead of extended effects like when it's used in ayahuasca, if it is vaporized it has relatively short duration and very strong effects.


You have to put a gram or so on a bowl pre-packed with a bit of weed. Make sure the first is Proper, because you probably won't be able to take a second hit.

The  intense "OMG Talking cosmic Elves!!!" part lasts 5-6 min, depending on dose. Then you get about 60 min of after effects, like tracers, shiat like that. I highly recommend it.
 
2013-11-07 03:02:54 PM

joeg235: FTA: used to produce a half-gallon of dimethyltryptamine that was allegedly found in the attic.

Now, is this a /2 gallon of PURE DMT?
or, more likely, the solution that will be reduced to maybe a few grams (which is still a lot)


More likely being use for reduction.  Like making butane hash oil. Lots of product, reduce to a tiny amount, that will *light the fark up* even the heaviest pot smokers.
 
2013-11-07 03:08:53 PM
Those aren't dealer quantities.  They grew their own shrooms, BFD.
 
2013-11-07 03:10:35 PM
Here's a decent visualization of DMTs initial effects

Personally, I've also seen "beings" that would beckon to me. "Hey! There you are! We've been waiting for you! We've got some many things to share with you!"

It's the closest I've ever come to a "OMG! That's GOD!!!" moment.  I was kinda hoping for a vision quest a'la the Simpsons, though.
 
2013-11-07 03:17:26 PM
the city was open to the nomad.
 
2013-11-07 03:20:13 PM
Krazy Kat peaking through a lace bandana like a one-eyed Cheshire like a diamond one-eyed jack.
 
2013-11-07 03:29:17 PM
About 60 mason jars were discovered, where mushrooms in various states of growth were being cultivated, along with marijuana, LSD, and the extracted juice of a rare jungle root used to make one of the most powerful hallucinogens known to man, officials said.

Go on...

Also..."I've been doing narcotics work for 20 years, and this is the first time I've come across this," Novembre said today. Welcome to the real world, dummy. Not everything is meth and weed.
 
2013-11-07 03:44:15 PM

Clint_Torres: About 60 mason jars were discovered, where mushrooms in various states of growth were being cultivated, along with marijuana, LSD, and the extracted juice of a rare jungle root used to make one of the most powerful hallucinogens known to man, officials said.

Go on...

Also..."I've been doing narcotics work for 20 years, and this is the first time I've come across this," Novembre said today. Welcome to the real world, dummy. Not everything is meth and weed.


/THIS
 
2013-11-07 03:45:00 PM
... Comic book colors on a violin river
crying Leonardo words
from out a silk trombone
 
2013-11-07 03:59:09 PM

YoOjo: rkiller1: YoOjo: Ayahuasca

From your link:
People who have consumed ayahuasca report having spiritual revelations regarding their purpose on earth, the true nature of the universe as well as deep insight into how to be the best person they possibly can. This is viewed by many as a spiritual awakening and what's often described as a rebirth. In addition it is often reported that individuals can gain access to higher spiritual dimensions and make contact with various spiritual or extra dimensional beings who can act as guides or healers.  It's nearly always said that people experience profound positive changes in their life subsequent to consuming ayahuasca and it is often viewed as one of the most effective tools of enlightenment.

Holy crap, where can I get some?!?!?!

Peru etc, there's sites online where you can book a visit to a Shamen, my local bicycle mechanic went for a month this summer to kick his alcoholism.
Or maybe just hang out with Joe Rogan...


Well, it's November.  How's your friend doing with the alcohol?
 
2013-11-07 05:24:14 PM

biscuitsngravy: Krazy Kat peaking through a lace bandana like a one-eyed Cheshire like a diamond one-eyed jack.


And you're favorited!!
 
2013-11-07 05:55:01 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-07 06:03:41 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-07 06:18:49 PM

White_Scarf_Syndrome: YoOjo: rkiller1: YoOjo: Ayahuasca

From your link:
People who have consumed ayahuasca report having spiritual revelations regarding their purpose on earth, the true nature of the universe as well as deep insight into how to be the best person they possibly can. This is viewed by many as a spiritual awakening and what's often described as a rebirth. In addition it is often reported that individuals can gain access to higher spiritual dimensions and make contact with various spiritual or extra dimensional beings who can act as guides or healers.  It's nearly always said that people experience profound positive changes in their life subsequent to consuming ayahuasca and it is often viewed as one of the most effective tools of enlightenment.

Holy crap, where can I get some?!?!?!

Peru etc, there's sites online where you can book a visit to a Shamen, my local bicycle mechanic went for a month this summer to kick his alcoholism.
Or maybe just hang out with Joe Rogan...

Well, it's November.  How's your friend doing with the alcohol?


I never saw him again.
 
2013-11-07 06:43:01 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-07 08:21:40 PM
I guess the police aren't into that sort of thing. Didn't see any of their pictures, just the perps'.
 
2013-11-07 10:06:15 PM
Only stupid people mistake their cortical hallucinations with reality. I hate you.
 
2013-11-08 06:35:19 AM

Nayest: Only  stupid convinced people mistake their cortical hallucinations with reality. I hate you.


Did you mean me? I'm sorry you're unhappy, but that's a great post.
 
2013-11-08 07:19:10 AM

Nayest: Only stupid people mistake their cortical hallucinations with reality. I hate you.


But that is exactly what you are doing right now.
 
2013-11-08 08:35:22 AM
I would have to agree with the sentiment of this thread so far.  Nothing these people were doing was a danger to anyone, really.
Trenton has got a real problem, of epic proportions, with herione.  Maybe they should spend some time getting that worked out.  Busting a bunch of losers who grow shrooms solves nothing.
 
2013-11-08 10:14:36 AM

Nayest: Only stupid people mistake their cortical hallucinations with reality. I hate you.


The hallucinations are not the jewel.
 
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