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(Christian Science Monitor)   Brazil bans butts on beach   (csmonitor.com) divider line 93
    More: Sad, Rio de Janeiro, flushing toilets, beaches, solid waste, chewing gums, waste collection  
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2013-11-07 01:12:04 PM  
Not the glorious round female gluteals you were believing.

Subby sounds like litterbug tar-cougher smokestack
 
2013-11-07 01:12:29 PM  
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
Ohhhhhh those kind of butts. Carry on.
 
2013-11-07 01:15:06 PM  
oh, cigarettes, thank god.

/make w/ the pics
 
2013-11-07 01:15:44 PM  
Directed solely at tourists. Frankly I can't blame Brazil for preserving just why it's a tourist destination after all.
 
2013-11-07 01:15:52 PM  
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It helps to have a side-by-side comparison.
 
2013-11-07 01:16:33 PM  
Am I the only one who hates thong bikinis? They make women look deformed. I much prefer low rise bottoms
 
2013-11-07 01:16:55 PM  
When you read into the article it becomes clear that the motivation here is a for profit venture.  Private company doing enforcement?  We all know how that works.
 
2013-11-07 01:17:13 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: Directed solely at tourists. Frankly I can't blame Brazil for preserving just why it's a tourist destination after all.


Me read the article when a flimsy excuse to discuss the derrieres of beach-bound Latin American women? Yeah fark that.
 
2013-11-07 01:18:56 PM  
Ohhhhhhhhhhh ok. *wipes brow, takes deep breath, and slaps subby upside the back of his/her head*
 
2013-11-07 01:20:12 PM  
I'm in Rio!
funmult.ru
I'm walking on the beach. I'm in my speedo!
 
2013-11-07 01:20:27 PM  

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: Am I the only one who hates thong bikinis? They make women look deformed. I much prefer low rise bottoms


Yes, yes you are.
 
2013-11-07 01:20:29 PM  

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: Am I the only one who hates thong bikinis? They make women look deformed. I much prefer low rise bottoms


Yes
 
2013-11-07 01:20:37 PM  
Thread needs Jessica Alba pics.
Why no, I have no idea if she's ever been to Brazil. She does have a solid gold bikini butt though.
 
2013-11-07 01:21:48 PM  
www.scottiehobbs.com
 
2013-11-07 01:23:18 PM  
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Thankfully, still legal.
 
2013-11-07 01:23:26 PM  
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2013-11-07 01:24:17 PM  
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2013-11-07 01:24:21 PM  

Lucky LaRue: [www.scottiehobbs.com image 445x700]


That's just so, so... damn!
 
2013-11-07 01:24:51 PM  

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: Am I the only one who hates thong bikinis? They make women look deformed. I much prefer low rise bottoms


As others have said, yes, you are.

This is what a deformed woman I can get behind might look like, I guess:

img2u.info
 
2013-11-07 01:25:37 PM  
I am still trying to decide how I feel about this issue.  I need more samples for the type of butt they were not referring to.
 
2013-11-07 01:27:35 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost:


bookwahlberg?
 
2013-11-07 01:27:52 PM  
"Can it put a dent in deeper problems of trash collection and landfills? "

Well... when I was there this past summer (meaning, winter) the highway into and out of the city smelled like an open sewer for several miles....

Only saw one dead body!  A cabbie pointed out another a couple of days later but he was going like 80 on regular city streets and I didn't see it.
 
2013-11-07 01:31:30 PM  
DON'T DO THAT! My heart can't take the stress.
 
2013-11-07 01:33:19 PM  
*clicks*

Oh thank God.
 
2013-11-07 01:36:50 PM  
Is Stealth Hippopotamus not awake yet?

I came for the pics
 
2013-11-07 01:36:52 PM  
crow202.org
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Callipygian women: Always nifty, always appreciated.
 
2013-11-07 01:36:56 PM  
Just wtf is it about smokers that they think they can just toss their used butts wherever the hell they think?  Assholes....

/yeah, yeah, I know "you" don't toss yours, "you" always properly extinguish it and then put it in your pocket to dispose of properly later....bullshiat!  The million and one butts at any single intersection say different.
 
2013-11-07 01:39:50 PM  
Gunning down the poor...that's still OK..right?
 
2013-11-07 01:45:24 PM  

LesserEvil: Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: Am I the only one who hates thong bikinis? They make women look deformed. I much prefer low rise bottoms

As others have said, yes, you are.

This is what a deformed woman I can get behind might look like, I guess:

[img2u.info image 480x360]


Before you all get thong happy and think this image is OK and flood the thread with NSFW pics, it is going to get pulled.

Tread lightly folks, we like having nice things
 
2013-11-07 01:45:54 PM  

MadCat221: Not the glorious round female gluteals you were believing.

Subby sounds like litterbug tar-cougher smokestack


Yeah, Brazil would have a problem with that.
 
2013-11-07 01:46:03 PM  

chevydeuce: Just wtf is it about smokers that they think they can just toss their used butts wherever the hell they think?  Assholes....

/yeah, yeah, I know "you" don't toss yours, "you" always properly extinguish it and then put it in your pocket to dispose of properly later....bullshiat!  The million and one butts at any single intersection say different.


If I knew where you lived, I would dump my ashtray in your yard at least once a week.
 
2013-11-07 01:52:42 PM  
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2013-11-07 01:53:08 PM  

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: Am I the only one who hates thong bikinis? They make women look deformed. I much prefer low rise bottoms


Yup. You're the only one.
 
2013-11-07 01:53:11 PM  

Lucky LaRue: chevydeuce: Just wtf is it about smokers that they think they can just toss their used butts wherever the hell they think?  Assholes....

/yeah, yeah, I know "you" don't toss yours, "you" always properly extinguish it and then put it in your pocket to dispose of properly later....bullshiat!  The million and one butts at any single intersection say different.

If I knew where you lived, I would dump my ashtray in your yard at least once a week.


Sounds like a typical asshole smoker
 
2013-11-07 01:53:28 PM  
img.fark.net

That's a really really bad photoshop.
 
2013-11-07 01:54:37 PM  

Moist Towlette: Is The Stealth Hippopotamus not awake yet?


Must not be. I'll attempt to fill in:

crow202.org
crow202.org
(What is up with her two-tone hair here? Oh well....)
 
2013-11-07 01:56:19 PM  

YoOjo: Thread needs Jessica Alba pics.
Why no, I have no idea if she's ever been to Brazil. She does have a solid gold bikini butt though.


Ask and ye shall receive

i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-07 02:00:37 PM  
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2013-11-07 02:01:42 PM  
chevydeuce: Just wtf is it about smokers that they think they can just toss their used butts wherever the hell they think?  Assholes....

/yeah, yeah, I know "you" don't toss yours, "you" always properly extinguish it and then put it in your pocket to dispose of properly later....bullshiat!  The million and one butts at any single intersection say different.


My rage knows no bounds. Make no mistake; my hatred for everything includes each & every one of you!

ftfy
 
2013-11-07 02:03:11 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 500x496]

That's a really really bad photoshop.


It's a visually-warping badonkadonk.
 
2013-11-07 02:03:12 PM  
Thank you, kind sir.

danceswithcrows: Moist Towlette: Is The Stealth Hippopotamus not awake yet?

Must not be. I'll attempt to fill in:

 
2013-11-07 02:03:34 PM  

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: Am I the only one who hates thong bikinis? They make women look deformed. I much prefer low rise bottoms


Yes you are.
And the high rise bottom over the hip is coming back. Woohoo! (NSFW)
 
2013-11-07 02:05:46 PM  
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Save a horse, ride a vaquera?
 
2013-11-07 02:05:48 PM  
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/and another of Ms. Alba and her superior posterior
 
2013-11-07 02:07:39 PM  

Banned on the Run: [25.media.tumblr.com image 585x390]

/and another of Ms. Alba and her superior posterior


although Ms. Biel gives her a run for the money

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2013-11-07 02:08:58 PM  
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2013-11-07 02:11:20 PM  
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2013-11-07 02:12:04 PM  
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2013-11-07 02:14:13 PM  
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2013-11-07 02:14:33 PM  
NSFW

/Jessica Cediel
//you're welcome
 
2013-11-07 02:16:15 PM  
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2013-11-07 02:21:06 PM  
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2013-11-07 02:21:59 PM  
FARK? So help me, but I'm never gonna give you up, or let you down...

/not a bookmark, just a feeble attempt at a Rickroll
 
2013-11-07 02:22:22 PM  
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(Well, where else are you going to put a sponsor logo on a beach volleyball outfit?)
 
2013-11-07 02:22:39 PM  
 
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2013-11-07 02:28:26 PM  
 
2013-11-07 02:30:27 PM  
 
2013-11-07 02:32:03 PM  
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/Anna Kournikova
 
2013-11-07 02:33:03 PM  
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2013-11-07 02:34:33 PM  
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2013-11-07 02:37:33 PM  
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2013-11-07 02:41:36 PM  
 
2013-11-07 02:42:33 PM  
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DAT ASS!
 
2013-11-07 02:42:44 PM  
Doin' the Lord's work Banned on the Run.
 
2013-11-07 02:44:28 PM  
 
2013-11-07 02:46:01 PM  
Sir Mixalot is not amuse.....oh wait NM.
 
2013-11-07 02:46:12 PM  
At first I was NOOOOOOO  media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com but then I kippingitreal.com

// Well done subby.
 
2013-11-07 02:50:25 PM  
(31 posts of 74)(+1)

/that was a productive lunch break
 
2013-11-07 02:55:02 PM  

Banned on the Run: (31 posts of 74)(+1)

/that was a productive lunch break


Yeoman's work sir.
 
2013-11-07 02:58:36 PM  

Banned on the Run: /that was a productive lunch break


Yes. Yes, it was.

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2013-11-07 03:00:21 PM  
This may, or may not, be a bookmark.
 
2013-11-07 03:06:10 PM  
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One of motorcycle racing's many great traditions.
 
2013-11-07 03:27:13 PM  
 
2013-11-07 03:38:20 PM  
I can only hope that there are women helping to beautify their beaches by doing the Brazilian Butt Lift.
 
2013-11-07 03:54:45 PM  
This is a thread I can get behind.
 
2013-11-07 04:18:58 PM  
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2013-11-07 05:02:31 PM  
Just butt-err, bookmarking this thread for no particular reason
 
2013-11-07 06:26:58 PM  
If I had a dime for each time I'd stepped on as a kid a recently discarded cigarette butt that some ass hole just assumed would magically put itself out right away.

Burned my feet so many times as a kid. Now adays it seems there aren't as many smokers or they're at least not being douchebags about discarding their butts.
 
2013-11-07 08:20:04 PM  

Ghastly: If I had a dime for each time I'd stepped on as a kid a recently discarded cigarette butt that some ass hole just assumed would magically put itself out right away.

Burned my feet so many times as a kid. Now adays it seems there aren't as many smokers or they're at least not being douchebags about discarding their butts.


Maybe you should have worn shoes.
 
2013-11-07 08:56:54 PM  
why, yes, this thread is relevant to my interests.

/thankyou BotR!
 
2013-11-07 10:18:05 PM  
Why is that sad?  I think the ordnance rocks...   Banning the dropping/littering of (cigarette) butts actually makes it a lot safer to sit with your bare butt down on the beach.

I am all for protecting hot butts from potentially sitting on a nasty butt carelessly discuarded on a beach.

/Where I live many people litter (cigarette) butts frequently,  but few realize that can be a $1024.00 fine if a cop sees you.
//Cigarette butt litter....  NASTY - violators should be fined.....
///But sizzling hot chicks' and dudes' butts should continue to be shown of and appreciated, and protected from discarded butts on the beach.
 
2013-11-07 10:55:14 PM  

Banned on the Run: Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: Am I the only one who hates thong bikinis? They make women look deformed. I much prefer low rise bottoms

Yes you are.
And the high rise bottom over the hip is coming back. Woohoo! (NSFW)




Good. I always liked those. They make the legs look longer and as a board-certified leg man thats a great thing
 
2013-11-07 11:55:02 PM  

rebelyell2006: Ghastly: If I had a dime for each time I'd stepped on as a kid a recently discarded cigarette butt that some ass hole just assumed would magically put itself out right away.

Burned my feet so many times as a kid. Now adays it seems there aren't as many smokers or they're at least not being douchebags about discarding their butts.

Maybe you should have worn shoes.


Shoes? At the beach?
 
2013-11-08 03:01:06 AM  
This should get the "spiffy" tag at least, if not "hero". Trash on the beach is one of the most disgusting things to see. I don't want to go swimming with your trash, and I don't want sea life eating it or being harmed by it.
 
2013-11-08 03:03:22 AM  
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