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(WESH Orlando)   Another day, another group of girls bullying kids on Facebook. Except these girls are moms and the kids are babies   (wesh.com) divider line 89
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2013-11-07 09:06:18 AM
Well 'ladies', you're ugly on the inside, which is just as bad.  YOU'RE ugly.  Get it?
 
2013-11-07 09:21:30 AM
Another mother chimed in, "An ugly baby thread. I have died and gone to heaven...why can't you guys live near me so we can do this over cocktails?"

You could always move to Florida, Kathie Lee.
 
2013-11-07 11:40:20 AM
FREE SPEECH!
 
2013-11-07 11:41:38 AM
I love the "Antenucci has complained to Facebook and said administrators are investigating" bit.  Yeah, Facebook is cool with graphic videos of women getting their heads sawed off or dismembered bodies of dead children but they're going to do something about a few assholes mocking babies?
 
2013-11-07 11:42:53 AM
 
2013-11-07 11:43:09 AM
You stupid farking breeders. What is important to you is just baffling to most of us. Just baffling.
 
2013-11-07 11:44:13 AM
This just in -- people can be cruel, petty farkwads, and on facebook you have the choice to not interact with them.
 
2013-11-07 11:44:56 AM

Combustion: You stupid farking breeders. What is important to you is just baffling to most of us. Just baffling.


It baffles you that people's babies are important to them?
 
2013-11-07 11:46:36 AM
i1.ytimg.com

Come look at the baaaaaby.
 
2013-11-07 11:47:31 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Seinfeld did it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkadtxlCRU4


Gah!

/rage, tiny, fist, shaking
 
2013-11-07 11:49:05 AM

meanmutton: I love the "Antenucci has complained to Facebook and said administrators are investigating" bit.  Yeah, Facebook is cool with graphic videos of women getting their heads sawed off or dismembered bodies of dead children but they're going to do something about a few assholes mocking babies?


^^^

I love that everyone thinks they have a right not to have their feelings hurt. They were being catty suburban moms...always has happened, always will happen. Sure maybe they took it too far, but how about you expose them on Facebook and then be done. Nope, better clutch your pearls, scream "won't somebody think of the children" and then run to Facebook and the media.
 
2013-11-07 11:50:07 AM
To be fair, there are some ugly farking babies out there. What are you supposed to say when your friends present their new precious troll? I just kind of squirm and say "interesting". They are so proud I would feel bad screaming and running away.
 
2013-11-07 11:50:28 AM

meanmutton: Combustion: You stupid farking breeders. What is important to you is just baffling to most of us. Just baffling.

It baffles you that people's babies are important to them?


Apparently he missed the biology class that detailed how a species is successfully propagated.
 
2013-11-07 11:50:44 AM
Maybe you should cancel your baby's Facebook account until they're older.
 
2013-11-07 11:53:51 AM

Combustion: You stupid farking breeders. What is important to you is just baffling to most of us. Just baffling.


So brave.
 
2013-11-07 11:55:17 AM
First off, maybe Facebook isn't the right place to point out how other people's kids aren't exactly photogenic.

Second (and George Carlin, rest his soul, did a pretty damn good bit on this topic), your child is not automatically beautiful. In fact, some of them are downright repulsive-looking. So shut the fark up and get over it.
 
2013-11-07 11:56:29 AM

jonas opines: This just in -- people can be cruel, petty farkwads, and on facebook you have the choice to not interact with them.


Update: Most babies can't read.
 
2013-11-07 11:56:46 AM
They need another Twilight/50 Shades of Grey series to occupy their time.
 
2013-11-07 11:57:14 AM

Old_Fark: To be fair, there are some ugly farking babies out there. What are you supposed to say when your friends present their new precious troll? I just kind of squirm and say "interesting". They are so proud I would feel bad screaming and running away.


I just fall back with the old "isn't he/she ('aren't they' if you can't discern gender) precious?"  No parent has ever spotted the "face only a mother could love" undertone and I get to escape without having to lie.
 
2013-11-07 11:57:24 AM
I have a friend whose kid bounced off her pelvic bone during delivery or something.  He looked like a double Conehead.  Lucky for him his head eventually assumed a normal shape.
 
2013-11-07 11:57:52 AM
All newborn babies look like Winston Churchill.
 
2013-11-07 11:59:08 AM

WhyKnot: meanmutton: I love the "Antenucci has complained to Facebook and said administrators are investigating" bit.  Yeah, Facebook is cool with graphic videos of women getting their heads sawed off or dismembered bodies of dead children but they're going to do something about a few assholes mocking babies?

^^^

I love that everyone thinks they have a right not to have their feelings hurt. They were being catty suburban moms...always has happened, always will happen. Sure maybe they took it too far, but how about you expose them on Facebook and then be done. Nope, better clutch your pearls, scream "won't somebody think of the children" and then run to Facebook and the media.


It'd be so much better to gather unflattering pics of the moms in question and post them instead. "OH MY GAWD! LOOK AT JANICE'S THUNDER THIGHS! THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY! I CAN TALK ABOUT YOUR STRETCH MARKS!"
 
2013-11-07 11:59:48 AM
A buddy of mine goes on and on about how cute his kid is.

To me, the kid looks like it starred in Leprechaun, and not in the Jennifer Aniston role.

I just smile and nod.
 
2013-11-07 12:01:02 PM
Wonder how many of there little snowflakes would make you flinch.
 
2013-11-07 12:01:05 PM

meanmutton: Combustion: You stupid farking breeders. What is important to you is just baffling to most of us. Just baffling.

It baffles you that people's babies are important to them?


No, that you people make it a competition.
 
2013-11-07 12:01:10 PM
On the bright side, it will help these babies develop backbone and character. Then later, when they accidentally send a naked pic of theirself with the word "Love Slave" scrawled in red lipstick to the entire high school, they won't hang themselves. They'll have thick skin and say you know what, Fark off, I don't care what you think about my pic and I'm glad I did it!

I wish you guys lived near me so we could pontificate over cocktails. Oh, I have one. Never mind, carry on. Back to my job search.
 
2013-11-07 12:01:37 PM

ThighsofGlory: jonas opines: This just in -- people can be cruel, petty farkwads, and on facebook you have the choice to not interact with them.

Update: Most babies can't read.


True, but over-sensitive busybodies sometimes can, and according to TFA, sometimes whine about what they read.
 
2013-11-07 12:03:00 PM
Hot or not infant edition?
 
2013-11-07 12:04:09 PM
Shows how petty and cruel some women can be. But on the other hand some people on Facebook need to lower the amount of family/children pics they share. I understand you adore your child and everything is precious, but every little even posted is overload.
 
2013-11-07 12:06:39 PM

Combustion: meanmutton: Combustion: You stupid farking breeders. What is important to you is just baffling to most of us. Just baffling.

It baffles you that people's babies are important to them?

No, that you people make it a competition.



images.sodahead.com
 
2013-11-07 12:07:45 PM

LarryDan43: All newborn babies look like Winston Churchill.


Winston Churchill made of sausage meat.

They're all blotchy and shiat.

/and ugly
//seriously, your kid is ugly and boring
///so are mine
 
2013-11-07 12:09:48 PM

WhyKnot: meanmutton: I love the "Antenucci has complained to Facebook and said administrators are investigating" bit.  Yeah, Facebook is cool with graphic videos of women getting their heads sawed off or dismembered bodies of dead children but they're going to do something about a few assholes mocking babies?

^^^

I love that everyone thinks they have a right not to have their feelings hurt. They were being catty suburban moms...always has happened, always will happen. Sure maybe they took it too far, but how about you expose them on Facebook and then be done. Nope, better clutch your pearls, scream "won't somebody think of the children" and then run to Facebook and the media.


Live by the sword, die by the sword. I hope the catty moms get viral exposure online so we can all judge their vericose veins, saggy tits, ugly feet, bad teeth, wrinkles, drooping eyelids, mustache that needs waxing and spectacular gunts.
 
2013-11-07 12:10:18 PM
Joke's on them. All babies are ugly.
 
2013-11-07 12:10:22 PM
Aaaaaand this is just one small factor contributing to why I don't want kids. The majority of Western mothers are stuck-up, beauty-contest, baby-yoga, vegan, designer-handbag mental retards who have a bad case of snowflake syndrome in thinking their drooling, shiatting, screaming petri dish is a paragon of humanity.
 
2013-11-07 12:12:12 PM

LarryDan43: All newborn babies look like Winston Churchill.


My son did until he was about 9 months old. He also had an Alfred Hitchcock look in profile.

Now he bears a strong resemblance to Gage in Pet Sematary. Can't post pics due to Mobile Fark.

I'm sure the moms making fun of the "ugly" kids would cut each other's kids down too, if given the chance.

People are dicks. Nothing to run crying to the media about. Shame them publicly on FB and be done.
 
2013-11-07 12:13:41 PM

Mystery Vortex: Aaaaaand this is just one small factor contributing to why I don't want kids. The majority of Western mothers are stuck-up, beauty-contest, baby-yoga, vegan, designer-handbag mental retards who have a bad case of snowflake syndrome in thinking their drooling, shiatting, screaming petri dish is a paragon of humanity.


Oh, I know you're not talking about my precious Madison and brave l'il boy, Tucker.
 
2013-11-07 12:14:11 PM

Combustion: You stupid farking breeders. What is important to you is just baffling to most of us. Just baffling.


No one loves you, and never will.  You will die alone.  You cry out for attention on the internet, but other than a few snarky responses, it doesn't hear your desperate cries.  No one does.  No one cares.  Then one day, soon hopefully, you will clutch your chest and die on you keyboard, or maybe while on the toilet, and you will die there...then, after your cat eats your face, the neighbors might notice the smell and investigate.  The police will show up and no one will know anything about you, except you had a cat and you were quiet.  Your funeral will be sparsely attended.  That is your future.
 
2013-11-07 12:15:59 PM

meanmutton: Combustion: You stupid farking breeders. What is important to you is just baffling to most of us. Just baffling.

It baffles you that people's babies are important to them?


It baffles me that their babies' egos are important to them. If they're so afraid their baby is going to be offended, they can just not read the offending post aloud in front of their baby, and all will be well.
 
2013-11-07 12:16:10 PM

Old_Fark: To be fair, there are some ugly farking babies out there. What are you supposed to say when your friends present their new precious troll? I just kind of squirm and say "interesting". They are so proud I would feel bad screaming and running away.


"Congratulations!  How are you feeling?  You must be SO exhausted.  Do you guys need anything?  I could bring some food by or something."
 
2013-11-07 12:16:23 PM

LarryDan43: All newborn babies look like Winston Churchill.


s13.postimg.org
We will NEVAH SURRENDAH!!!!
 
2013-11-07 12:16:38 PM
Truly. It would be a higher, meta-critical order of civilization that would participate in a forum where, looking down from great heights on a group of catty mothers snarking about toddlers, yet another order would Meow and snark about the defects of those catty mothers.  And then... yeah... you guessed it.

/down the rabbit hole
 
2013-11-07 12:17:05 PM
Babies all look the same. The only time a baby doesn't look like every other baby is when it's a really ugly baby. So, unless it's a photo of a really ugly baby, I don't want to see it.
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2013-11-07 12:18:26 PM

Combustion: meanmutton: Combustion: You stupid farking breeders. What is important to you is just baffling to most of us. Just baffling.

It baffles you that people's babies are important to them?

No, that you people make it a competition.


Yeah, you went from "not making sense" to "still not making sense".  Maybe if you weren't such a bigot you could figure out how people different than you see the world.  Probably not, though.
 
2013-11-07 12:19:15 PM
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Stephen Lynch unavailable for comment.
 
2013-11-07 12:19:24 PM

LarryDan43: All newborn babies look like Winston Churchill.


Untrue. Some look like Forest Whitaker or Rob Ford.
 
2013-11-07 12:20:14 PM

Mystery Vortex: Aaaaaand this is just one small factor contributing to why I don't want kids. The majority of Western mothers are stuck-up, beauty-contest, baby-yoga, vegan, designer-handbag mental retards who have a bad case of snowflake syndrome in thinking their drooling, shiatting, screaming petri dish is a paragon of humanity.


It's actually just a tiny minority but they're REALLY loud.
 
2013-11-07 12:20:28 PM

Mystery Vortex: Aaaaaand this is just one small factor contributing to why I don't want kids. The majority of Western mothers are stuck-up, beauty-contest, baby-yoga, vegan, designer-handbag mental retards who have a bad case of snowflake syndrome in thinking their drooling, shiatting, screaming petri dish is a paragon of humanity.


By Western you mean white people with money to waste.
 
2013-11-07 12:21:07 PM
It would be great if they looked like this

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But...they probably look like this

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2013-11-07 12:21:09 PM

Bonobo62: meanmutton: Combustion: You stupid farking breeders. What is important to you is just baffling to most of us. Just baffling.

It baffles you that people's babies are important to them?

It baffles me that their babies' egos are important to them. If they're so afraid their baby is going to be offended, they can just not read the offending post aloud in front of their baby, and all will be well.


It baffles me that you might actually think that any of them think this.
 
2013-11-07 12:21:19 PM
blogs.technet.com

I have a hard time getting outraged over this.
People are assholes, but there's not even a victim here.
 
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