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(NBC Philadelphia)   When you're 17, you dream of sex with cheerleaders. This kid got the coach   (nbcphiladelphia.com) divider line 70
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2013-11-07 12:37:45 PM  
I'm not aware this dream ever ends.
 
2013-11-07 12:50:12 PM  
Nice
 
2013-11-07 12:50:19 PM  
"Institutional Sexual Assault"...that sounds wrong no matter how hot she is
 
2013-11-07 12:51:28 PM  
Cheerleaders always seemed too high maintenance. At least the coach would have more experience. Maybe...
 
2013-11-07 12:51:40 PM  
Kurowksi taught physical education

Oh yeah, that 17 yr old was definitely getting some physical education
 
2013-11-07 12:51:50 PM  
yes please.
 
2013-11-07 12:51:55 PM  
Perhaps the biggest red flag was that this was an adult who felt her best employment opportunity was instructing children how to play.

/Yes, all gym teachers have something wrong with them. I said it.
 
2013-11-07 12:53:16 PM  

JohnCarter: "Institutional Sexual Assault"...that sounds wrong no matter how hot she is


Well then, I don't want to be right.
 
2013-11-07 12:53:46 PM  
When I was 17, I dreamt of sex with anything female and capable of fogging a mirror.
 
2013-11-07 12:54:02 PM  
www.80s.com

Principals too
 
2013-11-07 12:54:50 PM  
Where were these teachers ~6 decades ago when I was yearning to be abused?
 
2013-11-07 12:55:57 PM  
Give me a C, give me an O, give me a C, give me a ... break.
 
2013-11-07 12:57:29 PM  

Kitsapian: Where were these teachers ~6 decades ago when I was yearning to be abused?


They were there. They're just easier to catch now with cell phones, emails, etc.

I had at least two teachers who went on to marry former students. Think they weren't fooling around in school?

And there were rumors about a dozen more teachers, one of whom has a son who went on to become a teacher who was later arrested for having sex with a student. Seriously.
 
2013-11-07 12:58:14 PM  
Thinking back to when i was in high school, the cheerleading coach was pretty low on my list of fantasies.
 
2013-11-07 12:58:17 PM  

gilgigamesh: When I was 17, I dreamt of sex with anything female and capable of fogging a mirror.


When I was 17 I was getting blowjobs (from a girl) wrapped in the 2nd curtain on stage.

/meh
//had to wait til college to get a good one...
 
2013-11-07 12:59:22 PM  
That poor kid.
 
2013-11-07 01:00:32 PM  
We don't seem to be communicating the "Don't Fark Your Students" rule very effectively to new teachers.
 
2013-11-07 01:01:02 PM  
I don't know why GIS for Kurowski brings up this...

assets.nydailynews.com

...but he looks interested.
 
2013-11-07 01:03:15 PM  
Niiiiiiiccccceeee.  Good for him.
 
SVX
2013-11-07 01:05:41 PM  
What the hell is wrong with these 16 and 17 year old boys who are playing "Hot for Teacher" in real life?!?  If somebody accuses you of nailing the cheerleading coach... DENY, DENY, DENY!  Then go back to nailing her when the coast is clear.  Why is this SO difficult to understand?!?
 
2013-11-07 01:06:02 PM  
Can I still dream of high school cheerleaders or does Chris Hansen end up appearing in my dreams?
 
2013-11-07 01:08:28 PM  
When I was in high school I was doing a 32 yr old, my best friend starting doing the girl's basketball coach. The boy's basketball coach was doing a 17 year old girl. They got married and are still married. And this was a small, small school back in the 70's.
 
2013-11-07 01:08:52 PM  

SirEattonHogg: Can I still dream of high school cheerleaders or does Chris Hansen end up appearing in my dreams?


I think it's okay as long as you think about cheerleaders from your high school days. Unless you fantasize about going back in time as the age you are now and hooking up with them then, that puts it into a really weird gray area.
 
2013-11-07 01:11:14 PM  
How did this not get a "Hero" tag?
 
2013-11-07 01:12:57 PM  
No one should go to jail for consensual sex with a 17 year old regardless of any other circumstances.

/okay with her losing her job and maybe even being barred from holding similar jobs but this should not be a crime.
 
2013-11-07 01:14:05 PM  
That poor, poor child. He'll undoubtedly spend the rest of his life reliving the abuse he suffered.
Reliving it ... over and over ... slowly and in soft-focus.

/the horror
 
2013-11-07 01:15:57 PM  
Why does the TV station have Braille on their slides (see top of frame) ??
 
2013-11-07 01:15:59 PM  
When I was 17, back in 1980 or so, I was having relations with my Chem teacher. She was 23.  shiat like this has been going on forever. We just knew how to keep our goddamn mouths shut about it.
 
2013-11-07 01:16:54 PM  

SVX: What the hell is wrong with these 16 and 17 year old boys who are playing "Hot for Teacher" in real life?!?  If somebody accuses you of nailing the cheerleading coach... DENY, DENY, DENY!  Then go back to nailing her when the coast is clear.  Why is this SO difficult to understand?!?


By the time they can subpoena phone records, texts, pictures, etc, it's too late to deny.  That's when you should be all sympathetic and supportive so you can make conjugal visits when you turn 18.
 
2013-11-07 01:16:55 PM  
www.reactionface.info

My cheerleading squad in HS was pretty damned poor. There was one girl that was very pretty, but she was a prude and probably wouldn't be worth the time.
 
2013-11-07 01:17:03 PM  
My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a  hand-job.  I said "Son, that's three schools this year!  You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."
 
2013-11-07 01:18:20 PM  
Wait a minute... A woman gym coach that's into guys?
 
2013-11-07 01:23:40 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Wait a minute... A woman gym coach that's into guys?


She must have ridden into town on a unicorn.
 
2013-11-07 01:26:17 PM  

Kitsapian: Where were these teachers ~6 decades ago when I was yearning to be abused?


I flipped through my HS yearbook during one of these threads once, looking for anything I might've missed.  Nope.  Not a single teacher worth a second glance when I was in school. I feel deprived.
 
2013-11-07 01:26:49 PM  
Pennsylvania State Police were asked to investigate a tip accusing Nicole Kurowksi of engaging in a physical and sexual relationship with a 17-year-old male student at  ...

Hard to feel any outrage considering how swiftly the PA State Porkers rounded up Jerry Sandusky every single time he was turned in for kiddy rape.

Oh, they didn't?
But they knew, right?
 
2013-11-07 01:27:35 PM  
What the fark is up with this shiate.

You mean this chick (and others like her) could not have gone to come college campus and got some legal action?
No....she had to have  the 17 year old stuff.

Fark you lady.
 
2013-11-07 01:28:47 PM  
17 year old boy and a 27 year old woman had consensual sex. There is no crime here.
 
2013-11-07 01:29:18 PM  

SVX: What the hell is wrong with these 16 and 17 year old boys who are playing "Hot for Teacher" in real life?!?  If somebody accuses you of nailing the cheerleading coach... DENY, DENY, DENY!  Then go back to nailing her when the coast is clear.  Why is this SO difficult to understand?!?


I think the event that usually brings these out in the open is when the teacher dumps the student.  In this story the sex ended in August of this year.  Just enough time has passed for the kid to have gotten pissed, ratted her out and handed his phone off to the authorities.
 
2013-11-07 01:32:21 PM  

Mr_Fabulous: When I was 17, back in 1980 or so, I was having relations with my Chem teacher. She was 23.  shiat like this has been going on forever. We just knew how to keep our goddamn mouths shut about it.


I was wondering how much the prevalence of recorded media (text messages, Internet, etc) is bringing what has always been around to light.  So when people say "where were these teachers when I was in school?", they were always there they just wanted nothing to do with you.
 
2013-11-07 01:33:24 PM  
...and the coach was full of...
s21.postimg.org
CHEERLEADERS.
 
2013-11-07 01:33:26 PM  

steve_wmn: Kitsapian: Where were these teachers ~6 decades ago when I was yearning to be abused?

I flipped through my HS yearbook during one of these threads once, looking for anything I might've missed.  Nope.  Not a single teacher worth a second glance when I was in school. I feel deprived.


The only female teachers at my all boys catholic HS were either nuns or over 55 and none too pleasing on the eyes.
 
2013-11-07 01:35:48 PM  

happydude45: When I was in high school I was doing a 32 yr old, my best friend starting doing the girl's basketball coach. The boy's basketball coach was doing a 17 year old girl. They got married and are still married. And this was a small, small school back in the 70's.


Sounds like a town in Nebraska with only 3 last names in the phonebook.............
 
2013-11-07 01:36:46 PM  

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: I don't know why GIS for Kurowski brings up this...

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x424]

...but he looks interested.


Jimmy Carter frowns on her shenanigans?
 
2013-11-07 01:37:33 PM  

JohnCarter: "Institutional Sexual Assault"...that sounds wrong no matter how hot she is


Institutional Sexual Advancement sounds way more fun.
 
2013-11-07 01:38:15 PM  
I've said it before and I'll say it again, and I'm sure my fellow Farkers (and maybe some of the Farkettes) will agree with me. When we were 16 and 17, we knew EXACTLY what we were doing. We weren't being taken advantage of, we weren't victims, we knew what we wanted and if a hot teacher (or anything with a pulse really) was gonna offer it, we were gonna take it. I hate how these news stories and especially the PARENTS paint a picture that these kids were innocent little snowflakes that never had a dirty thought in their brain until this jezebel teacher came along. Hey Mr. and Mrs. Oblivious, your kid's been polishing the fishing rod to porn since you gave him a computer and staring at boobies since before that. He knew what he wanted and you should at least applaud the little bugger for getting someone who's smart enough not to get pregnant or something like the girls in my high school did. (Seriously, we thought it was in the water at one point.)

If my kid ever tells me he's having affair with the teacher I'm gonna say "Really? Damn, good job boy! We're going out for ice cream!"

/And if its genders reversed I'm gonna tell them the same thing I'd tell any other boy
//Get her pregnant, you die
///Would you like to see my gun collection?
 
2013-11-07 01:43:16 PM  

steve_wmn: Kitsapian: Where were these teachers ~6 decades ago when I was yearning to be abused?

I flipped through my HS yearbook during one of these threads once, looking for anything I might've missed.  Nope.  Not a single teacher worth a second glance when I was in school. I feel deprived.


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-11-07 01:47:00 PM  
Reality being stranger than pr0n?  Must be a day that ends in "Y".
 
2013-11-07 01:48:37 PM  

dj_bigbird: Kurowksi taught physical education

Oh yeah, that 17 yr old was definitely getting some physical education


Wish I had that type of phys ed in HS.

/Also wish that Lisa Ann had been the cheerleading coach
//FAP~!
 
2013-11-07 01:49:28 PM  

EyeballKid: Perhaps the biggest red flag was that this was an adult who felt her best employment opportunity was instructing children how to play.

/Yes, all gym teachers have something wrong with them. I said it.


It's shocking when one doesn't have something wrong with them.
 
2013-11-07 01:51:06 PM  

SVX: What the hell is wrong with these 16 and 17 year old boys who are playing "Hot for Teacher" in real life?!?  If somebody accuses you of nailing the cheerleading coach... DENY, DENY, DENY!  Then go back to nailing her when the coast is clear.  Why is this SO difficult to understand?!?


I hear ya; but it's all about boys bragging about how they nailed "X" when people start questioning their masculinity.

I honestly wouldn't have cared less...because I would be banging the cheerleading coach.
 
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