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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Matt Lauer and Al Roker to get UFIA live on air today   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line 55
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2013-11-07 09:09:53 AM  
Uh, that sounds more like SFIA subby
 
2013-11-07 09:10:33 AM  

balki1867: Uh, that sounds more like SFIA subby


This
 
2013-11-07 09:12:14 AM  

JNowe: balki1867: Uh, that sounds more like SFIA subby

This


Slimy?
 
2013-11-07 09:13:54 AM  

JNowe: balki1867: Uh, that sounds more like SFIA subby

This


Well - I can see that someone got to the bottom of this point quickly.  I guess my work here is done.
 
2013-11-07 09:13:57 AM  

The Muthaship: JNowe: balki1867: Uh, that sounds more like SFIA subby

This

Slimy?


Sensual
 
2013-11-07 09:15:47 AM  
In this case U is for uncomfortable.
 
2013-11-07 09:16:40 AM  
They're going to do each other, live??

/fangar wave WOOT!
 
2013-11-07 09:16:51 AM  
I was thinking, given the original acronym, that'd be an IFIA, but SFIA makes sense, too.
 
2013-11-07 09:21:15 AM  
Is it sweeps week?  Because that is the only reason I can see them pulling some crap like this on live, OTA TV.
 
2013-11-07 09:21:25 AM  
The United States Preventative Services Task Force has recommended against Digital Rectal Exams since 1988.  Look it up.  This is an unnecessary invasion.  Get a lab test for prostate specific antigen, if it is high, get the US.  A Urologist may do a Digital exam if the PSA is high and they want to know quickly if the prostate is irregular (Cancer more likely) or symmetric (just enlarged).

The reason this is not recommended, no person has a finger long enough to feel the top and front of the prostate. This exam is an unwelcome anachronism, implore your doctor to stay up to date on these things, and stop UFIA.
 
2013-11-07 09:23:16 AM  

The Muthaship: JNowe: balki1867: Uh, that sounds more like SFIA subby

This

Slimy?


They hope.
 
2013-11-07 09:24:04 AM  
Wonder if Snyderman is gonna do it... because you know she likes topping Roker on the regular.
 
2013-11-07 09:26:23 AM  

The Muthaship: JNowe: balki1867: Uh, that sounds more like SFIA subby

This

Slimy?


Al Okra?
 
2013-11-07 09:26:28 AM  
Proctologists should have to list their ring size along with their academic credentials.
 
2013-11-07 09:28:20 AM  
Will they be broadcasting from a certain town in New Mexico today?
 
2013-11-07 09:28:31 AM  
People still watch Today? I've been brainwashed so much by Good Morning America I completely forgot Matt Lauer was around.
 
2013-11-07 09:28:58 AM  
" Live from the Gila Regional Medical Center here in Silver City New Mexico, sponsored by the Hidalgo County sheriff's offfice....."
 
2013-11-07 09:30:58 AM  
The procedure will be a bit more difficult on Matt Lauer, as they will first have to pull his head out of his ass.
 
2013-11-07 09:32:44 AM  

cc_rider: Will they be broadcasting from a certain town in New Mexico today?


Great Minds.....I was busy looking up the city location.
 
2013-11-07 09:35:19 AM  
annbenjamin.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-07 09:35:43 AM  
static.someecards.com
 
2013-11-07 09:38:01 AM  

Endive Wombat: pulling some crap like this


I see what you did ther.
 
2013-11-07 09:38:22 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: The procedure will be a bit more difficult on Matt Lauer, as they will first have to pull his head out of his ass.


Lulz
 
2013-11-07 09:45:44 AM  
While the UFIA may be invited, it's probably unwanted. So still UFIA.
 
2013-11-07 09:48:31 AM  
Does the "F" stand for finger or for fist?  I kind of like Al Roker.  Matt Lauer, not so much.
 
2013-11-07 09:50:12 AM  

docrhody: The United States Preventative Services Task Force has recommended against Digital Rectal Exams since 1988.  Look it up.  This is an unnecessary invasion.  Get a lab test for prostate specific antigen, if it is high, get the US.  A Urologist may do a Digital exam if the PSA is high and they want to know quickly if the prostate is irregular (Cancer more likely) or symmetric (just enlarged).

The reason this is not recommended, no person has a finger long enough to feel the top and front of the prostate. This exam is an unwelcome anachronism, implore your doctor to stay up to date on these things, and stop UFIA.


"...get the US...."

What would US be, please?
 
2013-11-07 09:51:16 AM  

andersoncouncil42: While the UFIA may be invited, it's probably unwanted. So still UFIA.


Yeah but the 'U' is for 'Unsolicited,' so I stand by SFIA.
 
2013-11-07 09:51:20 AM  
November sweeps. Let's do something SHOCKING to get higher ratings than GMA.
 
2013-11-07 09:55:36 AM  

dstanley: docrhody: The United States Preventative Services Task Force has recommended against Digital Rectal Exams since 1988.  Look it up.  This is an unnecessary invasion.  Get a lab test for prostate specific antigen, if it is high, get the US.  A Urologist may do a Digital exam if the PSA is high and they want to know quickly if the prostate is irregular (Cancer more likely) or symmetric (just enlarged).

The reason this is not recommended, no person has a finger long enough to feel the top and front of the prostate. This exam is an unwelcome anachronism, implore your doctor to stay up to date on these things, and stop UFIA.

"...get the US...."

What would US be, please?


Ultrasound.
 
2013-11-07 09:55:54 AM  
Hey, Al... Here's what's happening in YOUR neck of the woods!
 
2013-11-07 09:57:01 AM  

Anderson's Pooper: Proctologists should have to list their ring size along with their academic credentials.


My doctor has huge hands, I'm not looking forward to having to do this. I think I'll choose the 'swallow a camera' option if it's available.
 
2013-11-07 10:00:25 AM  

ChipNASA: " Live from the Gila Regional Medical Center here in Silver City New Mexico, sponsored by the Hidalgo County sheriff's offfice....."


Win
 
2013-11-07 10:01:50 AM  

Unoriginal_Username: Anderson's Pooper: Proctologists should have to list their ring size along with their academic credentials.

My doctor has huge hands, I'm not looking forward to having to do this. I think I'll choose the 'swallow a camera' option if it's available.


hypehumor.com
 
2013-11-07 10:07:36 AM  
Mooon River
 
2013-11-07 10:17:30 AM  

Raktastic: Mooon River


Using the whole fist, doc?
 
2013-11-07 10:18:57 AM  
Jesus farking Christ its nothing but a race toup the bottom with these networks...
 
2013-11-07 10:20:34 AM  

It's been done.


i.imgur.com

One of the funniest things I've ever seen.

 
2013-11-07 10:34:27 AM  
I'm gonna give you 15 minutes to stop that.
 
2013-11-07 10:38:10 AM  
Done in one. Came for, leaving, etc.
 
2013-11-07 11:01:10 AM  

Anderson's Pooper: Proctologists should have to list their ring size along with their academic credentials.


Yeah, I asked my doctor if he was wearing Super Bowl ring.
 
2013-11-07 11:06:14 AM  

JNowe: Raktastic: Mooon River

Using the whole fist, doc?


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-11-07 11:15:16 AM  
I want to molest Matt Lauer while his mouth is taped shut.
 
2013-11-07 11:26:57 AM  
cdn.arwrath.com
 
2013-11-07 11:30:05 AM  

dstanley: docrhody: The United States Preventative Services Task Force has recommended against Digital Rectal Exams since 1988.  Look it up.  This is an unnecessary invasion.  Get a lab test for prostate specific antigen, if it is high, get the US.  A Urologist may do a Digital exam if the PSA is high and they want to know quickly if the prostate is irregular (Cancer more likely) or symmetric (just enlarged).

The reason this is not recommended, no person has a finger long enough to feel the top and front of the prostate. This exam is an unwelcome anachronism, implore your doctor to stay up to date on these things, and stop UFIA.

"...get the US...."

What would US be, please?


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-11-07 11:30:57 AM  
DRE? Meh. The biopsy on the other hand... not fun. Not. At. All.
 
2013-11-07 12:07:14 PM  
Did they find my watch yet?
 
2013-11-07 12:12:51 PM  
Weak....

Didn't Katie Couric have a full colonoscopy  live?
 
2013-11-07 12:30:48 PM  
Actually they were looking for a missing gerbil
 
2013-11-07 01:11:13 PM  

WorkingInParadise: Hey, Al... Here's what's happening in YOUR neck of the woods!


img.fark.net
 
2013-11-07 03:01:45 PM  
I have never been more glad that I stopped watching the Today Show.
 
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