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2013-11-07 09:17:31 AM
Ron Swanson is pleased with this development.

Everyone else, not so much.
 
2013-11-07 09:34:21 AM
Oooo. Power Bacon. You just *know* you're getting the *good* stuff.
 
2013-11-07 09:35:46 AM
Great, I've been looking for a way to attract more dogs and old fat guys....
 
2013-11-07 09:36:37 AM
Whose prayer?  Subby's mom?

/Dogs like bacon.
 
2013-11-07 09:44:18 AM
Yo, dawg, I heard you like bacon so I got everyone to talk at every opportunity about bacon and how much they love it as if it were some obscure treasure they just discovered. I even convinced manufacturers to produce products with bacon that make absolutely no sense at all!
 
2013-11-07 09:51:00 AM
Now, see, if they had Waffle House in Seattle, none of this would be necessary.

Step 1: Go to Waffle House
Step 2: Eat waffle
Step 3: Leave smelling like bacon. And waffles. And hash browns.
 
2013-11-07 09:52:49 AM
As someone who likes bacon I find this disturbing.  Imagine being at the office and smelling bacon, sniffing around from cube to cube trying to find it, and in the end realizing you've been smelling some guys pits the whole time.
 
2013-11-07 09:53:08 AM
I have never wanted you more
 
2013-11-07 10:02:23 AM
Where is your (bacon) God now?
 
2013-11-07 10:07:33 AM

bopis: Yo, dawg, I heard you like bacon so I got everyone to talk at every opportunity about bacon and how much they love it as if it were some obscure treasure they just discovered. I even convinced manufacturers to produce products with bacon that make absolutely no sense at all!


Maybe if the bacon were covered in sriracha...
 
2013-11-07 10:07:50 AM

zamboni: Now, see, if they had Waffle House in Seattle, none of this would be necessary.

Step 1: Go to Waffle House
Step 2: Eat waffle
Step 3: Leave smelling like bacon. And waffles. And hash browns.


Hmm, there appear to be no Waffle Houses west of the continental divide. Interesting.
 
2013-11-07 10:22:49 AM

Psychopusher: Whose prayer?  Subby's mom?

/Dogs like bacon.


It's a dog-eat-dog world, Woody
activerain.com
And I'm wearing bacon deodorant.
 
2013-11-07 10:25:51 AM
Hey, I like bacon as much as the next guy, but I'm a lazy cook.  So the other day I decided to give those Hormel Bacon Bits in a jar a try.  Always assumed they mostly contained petro-chemicals and sodium bi-poisonate.  But they were not too shabby, after I spooned some out and added the actual pig-substances to a paella dish I was making.

/would offer to post free recipes, but so far I've only come up with the one
 
2013-11-07 10:33:11 AM

akya: As someone who likes bacon I find this disturbing.  Imagine being at the office and smelling bacon, sniffing around from cube to cube trying to find it, and in the end realizing you've been smelling some guys pits the whole time.


"Our bacon is the pits!" The ad writes itself.
 
2013-11-07 10:34:57 AM
So it will be like Hai Karate except that it will be dogs chasing you?

/biatches be crazy
 
2013-11-07 10:57:59 AM

Fano: bopis: Yo, dawg, I heard you like bacon so I got everyone to talk at every opportunity about bacon and how much they love it as if it were some obscure treasure they just discovered. I even convinced manufacturers to produce products with bacon that make absolutely no sense at all!

Maybe if the bacon were covered in sriracha...


On a pretzel bun!
 
2013-11-07 10:59:22 AM

bopis: Fano: bopis: Yo, dawg, I heard you like bacon so I got everyone to talk at every opportunity about bacon and how much they love it as if it were some obscure treasure they just discovered. I even convinced manufacturers to produce products with bacon that make absolutely no sense at all!

Maybe if the bacon were covered in sriracha...

On a pretzel bun!


Served from a food truck.
 
2013-11-07 11:03:19 AM

MemeSlave: bopis: Fano: bopis: Yo, dawg, I heard you like bacon so I got everyone to talk at every opportunity about bacon and how much they love it as if it were some obscure treasure they just discovered. I even convinced manufacturers to produce products with bacon that make absolutely no sense at all!

Maybe if the bacon were covered in sriracha...

On a pretzel bun!

Served from a food truck.


And made with a 3d printer and served by a brony in a zombie costume.
 
2013-11-07 11:16:29 AM

AspectRatio: MemeSlave: bopis: Fano: bopis: Yo, dawg, I heard you like bacon so I got everyone to talk at every opportunity about bacon and how much they love it as if it were some obscure treasure they just discovered. I even convinced manufacturers to produce products with bacon that make absolutely no sense at all!

Maybe if the bacon were covered in sriracha...

On a pretzel bun!

Served from a food truck.

And made with a 3d printer and served by a brony in a zombie costume.


Could the food truck be shaped like a blue police call box?
 
2013-11-07 11:20:59 AM
I am pretty sure I do not want to be around a man who smells like bacon. I am also equally sure men do not want to be around women who smell like bacon. So....what is the point of this?
 
2013-11-07 12:02:49 PM
They have the bacon salt, as shown on the site, at our local HyVee in Cedar Rapids. I've used it some on various dishes and it is ok. I love bacon but sure as h*ll don't want the guy next to me smelling like it. Whew!
 
2013-11-07 12:49:33 PM
oh stop it already with the bacon hype
 
2013-11-07 01:04:36 PM

Ambivalence: .... I am also equally sure men do not want to be around women who smell like bacon. So....what is the point of this?


They have medicine for that.
 
2013-11-07 01:08:00 PM

Ambivalence: I am pretty sure I do not want to be around a man who smells like bacon. I am also equally sure men do not want to be around women who smell like bacon. So....what is the point of this?


Too many men already smell like bacon.
drtfa
 
2013-11-07 01:53:51 PM
Bacon scented deorderant - for HER!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0QbRpm6kzM
 
2013-11-07 04:15:51 PM
That bacon scent may attract a few forest creatures on your next camp out.

www.kimballstock.com
 
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