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(Leicester Mercury)   Hello Police? I've cut off my hand, no, wait, i'm holding my phone with it   (leicestermercury.co.uk) divider line 12
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2013-11-07 09:56:57 AM
I guess from now on, every step she takes, they'll be watching her.
 
2013-11-07 10:06:28 AM
Police had previously been called to the property on numerous occasions, including separate reports that she had cut off her hand and that she had fallen down the stairs, cracking her ribs and puncturing a lung.

She's probably never heard the story of the boy who cried "WOLF!".
 
2013-11-07 10:07:19 AM

bdub77: I guess from now on, every step she takes, they'll be watching her.


Every single day? Every word she say(s)?
 
2013-11-07 10:11:23 AM
I think this might be a cry for attention.
 
2013-11-07 10:11:44 AM
My band is playing a gig in Sileby next month!

Just a plug if you're passing the Dog & Gun (Excellent beer, by the way!) on Dec 21st..

Going back to the story, I know somebody who lives up the road from her, and the woman is known for being a bit of a nutter.
 
2013-11-07 10:15:01 AM

Lord_Dubu: bdub77: I guess from now on, every step she takes, they'll be watching her.

Every single day? Every word she say(s)?


Every game she plays. Every night she stays.

They'll be watching her.
 
2013-11-07 10:21:27 AM

kid_icarus: I think this might be a cry for attention.


Sounds like a lonely 55 year old Woman who may have a thing for Police Officers.
 
2013-11-07 10:38:33 AM
Faking a missi

Beerguy: kid_icarus: I think this might be a cry for attention.

Sounds like a lonely 55 year old Woman who may have a thing for Police Officers.


Faking a missing limb to get a date?

images.tvrage.com

It's been done.
 
2013-11-07 11:13:54 AM
i.canvasugc.com
 
2013-11-07 11:27:46 AM
early onset of alzheimers.  case closed.
 
2013-11-07 10:29:07 PM
There's an app for that

/ay-yi-yiPhone
 
2013-11-08 06:43:38 PM

offmymeds: Police had previously been called to the property on numerous occasions, including separate reports that she had cut off her hand and that she had fallen down the stairs, cracking her ribs and puncturing a lung.

She's probably never heard the story of the boy who cried "WOLF!".


Someone should put a ravenous wolf in her home...
 
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