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(Deadline)   Megyn Kelly climbs on top. Subby will be in his bunk   (deadline.com) divider line 95
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2013-11-07 09:10:52 AM
Fox News Channel was the most-watched cable news network of all among the 25-54 viewers who matter most to news-programming advertisers.

This is why we can't have nice things.

You did this to yourself, America.  You deserve this.
 
2013-11-07 09:17:13 AM

RedPhoenix122: Fox News Channel was the most-watched cable news network of all among the 25-54 viewers who matter most to news-programming advertisers.

This is why we can't have nice things.

You did this to yourself, America.  You deserve this.


How many were watching for the trainwreck factor - to see if there was a "math you do as a republican" moment?
 
2013-11-07 09:41:45 AM
All the 54+ people mush have gone to bed.
 
2013-11-07 09:43:09 AM
She's a news product, essentially.
 
2013-11-07 09:43:51 AM
It's irritating how attractive she is. It defies the Disney illusion I've come to accept that all good looking people are intelligent, pure of heart, and heroic. At least Rush Limbaugh is out there to confirm my bias.
 
2013-11-07 09:59:43 AM
Well, that was depressing.  Why are so many of you watching that ugly channel?
 
2013-11-07 10:44:24 AM
I wouldn't mind climbing on top of Megan Kelly.
 
2013-11-07 10:53:08 AM
She can anchor my desk any day.
static4.businessinsider.com
 
2013-11-07 10:54:57 AM

raerae1980: Well, that was depressing.  Why are so many of you watching that ugly channel?


'Cos that's what's on in the McDonald's/bar/VFW/waiting room/nursing home.
 
2013-11-07 10:58:54 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-07 11:00:25 AM

UNC_Samurai: RedPhoenix122: Fox News Channel was the most-watched cable news network of all among the 25-54 viewers who matter most to news-programming advertisers.

This is why we can't have nice things.

You did this to yourself, America.  You deserve this.

How many were watching for the trainwreck factor - to see if there was a "math you do as a republican" moment?


I flipped to Fox after Virginia was called for McAuliffe. They didn't mention it. In fact, they didn't mention the elections at all. Kelly was going back and forth with Brit Hume calling for Obama's imprisonment for telling people they could keep their health insurance.
 
2013-11-07 11:00:43 AM
a total-viewer crowd of 2.87 million

So, what about 12% of adults? Big deal. Have you seen what 12% of Americans believe?
 
2013-11-07 11:03:44 AM
I think she's great at what she does. The only thing I hate is the stupid-ass names for these talk shows. WTF is "The Kelly File" supposed to even mean? Why can't they just go with "Megyn Kelly" and leave it at that?
 
2013-11-07 11:03:48 AM

MayoSlather: It's irritating how attractive she is. It defies the Disney illusion I've come to accept that all good looking people are intelligent, pure of heart, and heroic. At least Rush Limbaugh is out there to confirm my bias.


She's amazingly intelligent.  Not sure where you get the idea that she's not.

Oh, wait, she has different opinions than you do. That must mean that she's not as smart as you.
 
2013-11-07 11:04:58 AM

Wendy's Chili: UNC_Samurai: RedPhoenix122: Fox News Channel was the most-watched cable news network of all among the 25-54 viewers who matter most to news-programming advertisers.

This is why we can't have nice things.

You did this to yourself, America.  You deserve this.

How many were watching for the trainwreck factor - to see if there was a "math you do as a republican" moment?

I flipped to Fox after Virginia was called for McAuliffe. They didn't mention it. In fact, they didn't mention the elections at all. Kelly was going back and forth with Brit Hume calling for Obama's imprisonment for telling people they could keep their health insurance.


Interesting, in that before the election they were calling the Virginia election a national referendum on Obamacare.  Why, I'm not sure but I'm not surprised they dropped that particular piece of spin after McAuliffe won.
 
2013-11-07 11:05:47 AM
Anyone else get the impression she's really mean to waitresses, but really nice to bar tenders?
 
2013-11-07 11:07:23 AM
This last election was a pulse-taking for the Tea Party to see how things were shaking out for them.  They're going to watch FOX News because it either delivers the good news they're hoping to hear or spin the bad news into something they're hoping to hear.
 
2013-11-07 11:08:02 AM
"highest-rated cable news" still means "gets crushed by reruns of 'Adam-12' on RFD," of course.
 
2013-11-07 11:08:45 AM
If Megyn Kelly is on top...I think I'll let her stay there and not worry about the bunk, subby...
 
2013-11-07 11:11:15 AM
The battle for the hearts and souls of Americans runs through her lady bits.
 
2013-11-07 11:13:39 AM

UNC_Samurai: RedPhoenix122: Fox News Channel was the most-watched cable news network of all among the 25-54 viewers who matter most to news-programming advertisers.

This is why we can't have nice things.

You did this to yourself, America.  You deserve this.

How many were watching for the trainwreck factor - to see if there was a "math you do as a republican" moment?


That's why I watch that channel on election night. Watching Karl Rove cry like a baby last year was awesome.
 
2013-11-07 11:16:00 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-07 11:17:34 AM

meanmutton: MayoSlather: It's irritating how attractive she is. It defies the Disney illusion I've come to accept that all good looking people are intelligent, pure of heart, and heroic. At least Rush Limbaugh is out there to confirm my bias.

She's amazingly intelligent.  Not sure where you get the idea that she's not.

Oh, wait, she has different opinions than you do. That must mean that she's not as smart as you.


Perhaps intelligent wasn't the proper word, let's say she's not well reasoned. And it's not that her opinions are different, it's that most of them are inherently wrong.
 
2013-11-07 11:19:26 AM

Sybarite: a total-viewer crowd of 2.87 million

So, what about 12% of adults? Big deal. Have you seen what 12% of Americans believe?


Well, 9% think Congress is doing a good job, and less than 100% think guacamole is delicious, especially with really fresh, homemade tortilla chips, or better yet, nachos! Oh man with a little bit of salsa and sour cream and what are we talking about?
 
2013-11-07 11:20:14 AM

DarkJohnson: She can anchor my desk any day.
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you left out the boner-inspiring red high heel strap-on shoes
 
2013-11-07 11:21:58 AM

meanmutton: She's amazingly intelligent.  Not sure where you get the idea that she's not.


Ooooh! Ooooh! If I may offer something...

1.bp.blogspot.com

Yep.  She's a reeeeeaaaal sharp one.
 
2013-11-07 11:25:44 AM
Why is that every public place has their TV set to Fox anyway? Do they count those as "viewers"?
 
2013-11-07 11:31:49 AM

Medic Zero: Why is that every public place has their TV set to Fox anyway?

$$$$$$$$

Medic Zero: Do they count those as "viewers"?

YUUUUUUUUUUUUP


But, seriously, I'm clearly making this up. I mean, when has an honorable man such as Roger Ailes ever participated in any nefarious plot?
 
2013-11-07 11:32:25 AM

EyeballKid: meanmutton: She's amazingly intelligent.  Not sure where you get the idea that she's not.

Ooooh! Ooooh! If I may offer something...

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x202]

Yep.  She's a reeeeeaaaal sharp one.


God forbid I defend fox news...

But here is the video for that article.

Trust me, she is being totally reasonable (the article, funny, leaves out most of her quote and cherry picks what sounds awful). It's O'Riley that is being the douche.
 
2013-11-07 11:37:42 AM
Like I did on election night, 2012, as soon as the race was called for McAuliffe in Virginia  I flipped over to Fox to see the reaction and, not surprisingly , not one word was being said about it...."Election? What election? There was an election today?"...

In fact, the Fox post game analysis didn't start until the next day where they were pushing the "the fact that Cuccinelli didn't lose by more is a WIN for Republicans" meme. I suspect a great many of their other "viewers" tuned for the same reason I did.
 
2013-11-07 11:42:56 AM

EyeballKid: meanmutton: She's amazingly intelligent.  Not sure where you get the idea that she's not.

Ooooh! Ooooh! If I may offer something...

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x202]

Yep.  She's a reeeeeaaaal sharp one.


she's attractive, she doesn't have to be smart.
 
2013-11-07 11:43:57 AM

zappaisfrank: Like I did on election night, 2012, as soon as the race was called for McAuliffe in Virginia  I flipped over to Fox to see the reaction and, not surprisingly , not one word was being said about it...."Election? What election? There was an election today?"...

In fact, the Fox post game analysis didn't start until the next day where they were pushing the "the fact that Cuccinelli didn't lose by more is a WIN for Republicans" meme. I suspect a great many of their other "viewers" tuned for the same reason I did.


I flipped to it this morning.  And as I noticed Elisabeth Hasselbeck becomes more like a frightening skeleton with a stringy wig each day, they transitioned to commercial with a picture of the White House and captioned something about lying or failures or whatever they're usually doing.

/As it goes with Megyn Kelly, the shelf life for a featured hot news anchor is pretty short.  I don't know why she spent so many months with that short, crinkly, over moussed hairstyle thingy.
 
2013-11-07 11:46:05 AM
One day she's going to move the wrong way and it's will sound like a bike tire blowing out.
 
2013-11-07 11:48:16 AM
To be fair it could be worse...they could be watching Piers Morgan on CNN

/British
//Dreadfully sorry that you've got him. He should have many tyres placed around him, and then those tyres set on fire
 
2013-11-07 11:48:20 AM

ManateeGag: EyeballKid: meanmutton: She's amazingly intelligent.  Not sure where you get the idea that she's not.

Ooooh! Ooooh! If I may offer something...

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x202]

Yep.  She's a reeeeeaaaal sharp one.

she's attractive, she doesn't have to be smart.


Quote taken out of context is taken out of context.

Maybe over in the Politics tab ya'll are okay with half truths and running with them.

We here in entertainment can have a multiple page thread detailing production notes and start times on overseas kung fu movies and "judge dredd" to see who stole what idea from whom. We actually give a shiat about the details up in hea'.
 
2013-11-07 11:48:27 AM

EyeballKid: meanmutton: She's amazingly intelligent.  Not sure where you get the idea that she's not.

Ooooh! Ooooh! If I may offer something...

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x202]

Yep.  She's a reeeeeaaaal sharp one.


It is a food product, peppers, with a 5.3 million scoville rating. You were saying?
 
2013-11-07 11:49:08 AM
The spelling of her name bothers me more than it should, like someone shoehorned "gyn" in there to be super-ultra-feminized or something...

"Hi, I'm Mestrongempoweredthrobbingclenis Kelly!"
 
2013-11-07 11:51:57 AM

Nana's Vibrator: zappaisfrank: Like I did on election night, 2012, as soon as the race was called for McAuliffe in Virginia  I flipped over to Fox to see the reaction and, not surprisingly , not one word was being said about it...."Election? What election? There was an election today?"...

In fact, the Fox post game analysis didn't start until the next day where they were pushing the "the fact that Cuccinelli didn't lose by more is a WIN for Republicans" meme. I suspect a great many of their other "viewers" tuned for the same reason I did.

I flipped to it this morning.  And as I noticed Elisabeth Hasselbeck becomes more like a frightening skeleton with a stringy wig each day, they transitioned to commercial with a picture of the White House and captioned something about lying or failures or whatever they're usually doing.

/As it goes with Megyn Kelly, the shelf life for a featured hot news anchor is pretty short.  I don't know why she spent so many months with that short, crinkly, over moussed hairstyle thingy.


It's been my observation they tend to hop from network to network. They run their course at one, hop to another.

Ms. Kelly is certainly not unattractive, but Ashleigh Banfield is more my cup of tea.

a.abcnews.com
 
2013-11-07 11:58:34 AM

zappaisfrank: It's been my observation they tend to hop from network to network. They run their course at one, hop to another.


You can always tell who's shooting for a gig at Fox. I called Ed Henry and John Roberts way before they left CNN.
 
2013-11-07 12:02:10 PM
1) Those who do not watch Faux News checked election results online or on the local news, since it was a local election.

2) Those who do watch Faux News watched it because they wanted to continue witnessing "the collapse of America." So lots of them tuned in.
 
2013-11-07 12:02:37 PM
I think Erin Burnette is better looking, but then I don't really care for blonde hair.

www.vanityfair.com
 
2013-11-07 12:07:53 PM
Any love for Norah O'Donnell?


www.mediabistro.com
 
2013-11-07 12:14:43 PM
Allison Camerota has the best legs by far. I'm at work or else I would post my point.
 
2013-11-07 12:23:11 PM
Nana's Vibrator:

/As it goes with Megyn Kelly, the shelf life for a featured hot news anchor is pretty short.  I don't know why she spent so many months with that short, crinkly, over moussed hairstyle thingy.

You'll notice that came after she started having kids. Almost all women do that...as soon as they give birth, the hair gets chopped. That's why I've always said the true definition of a "MILF" is any woman over 35 that hasn't cut her hair.
 
2013-11-07 12:23:17 PM
images.askmen.com

Maybe best in domestic news but Melissa rules the world
 
2013-11-07 12:51:52 PM

zappaisfrank: Nana's Vibrator: zappaisfrank: Like I did on election night, 2012, as soon as the race was called for McAuliffe in Virginia  I flipped over to Fox to see the reaction and, not surprisingly , not one word was being said about it...."Election? What election? There was an election today?"...

In fact, the Fox post game analysis didn't start until the next day where they were pushing the "the fact that Cuccinelli didn't lose by more is a WIN for Republicans" meme. I suspect a great many of their other "viewers" tuned for the same reason I did.

I flipped to it this morning.  And as I noticed Elisabeth Hasselbeck becomes more like a frightening skeleton with a stringy wig each day, they transitioned to commercial with a picture of the White House and captioned something about lying or failures or whatever they're usually doing.

/As it goes with Megyn Kelly, the shelf life for a featured hot news anchor is pretty short.  I don't know why she spent so many months with that short, crinkly, over moussed hairstyle thingy.

It's been my observation they tend to hop from network to network. They run their course at one, hop to another.

Ms. Kelly is certainly not unattractive, but Ashleigh Banfield is more my cup of tea.

[a.abcnews.com image 320x240]


Ashleigh Banfield is a naughty girl too.  Back when she was in the Dallas market, on of the morning shows had regular call-ins with her.  Often she was hung over.  Even more often she was exceptionally suggestive.
 
2013-11-07 12:53:22 PM

zappaisfrank: Any love for Norah O'Donnell?


[www.mediabistro.com image 233x300]


For some reason, I just want to spank her.  In a perfectly fatherly way, of course.
 
2013-11-07 01:01:50 PM
www.craveonline.com
 
2013-11-07 01:08:09 PM

meanmutton: MayoSlather: It's irritating how attractive she is. It defies the Disney illusion I've come to accept that all good looking people are intelligent, pure of heart, and heroic. At least Rush Limbaugh is out there to confirm my bias.

She's amazingly intelligent.  Not sure where you get the idea that she's not.

Oh, wait, she has different opinions than you do. That must mean that she's not as smart as you.


She doesn't have different opinions, she makes factually incorrect statements that she passes off as opinions.  Besides, anyone who works for Fox News is automatically intellectually bankrupt, even if they're a Rhodes Scholar.
 
2013-11-07 01:09:29 PM

oldernell: All the 54+ people mush have gone to bed.


No. We're just old enough to have learned that we're screwed no matter who gets elected.
 
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