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(Bay News 9)   Person attacked at the Snax Attack grocery store. With a name like that, what did you think was going to happen?   (baynews9.com) divider line 27
    More: Florida, Snax Attack, Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office  
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2013-11-07 09:18:08 AM
In that case, my cousin Areaman is just farked.
 
2013-11-07 10:09:00 AM
We used to have a local Quik Trip kind of place in my town named "Hit and Run." Holy shiat, I just looked it up and they are a chain that is still in business. I think I'll open a fast food restaurant and name it "Dine and Dash."
 
2013-11-07 10:25:38 AM
Eat Here Get Gas
 
2013-11-07 10:27:52 AM
I'm surprised from such a successful, attractive looking group.
 
2013-11-07 10:28:05 AM
suspects, who appear to be about 16 years to 20 years old, with a dark complexion and thin build.

Ohhhhhhhh really???
 
2013-11-07 10:30:55 AM
Was the victim struck with a Whatchamacallit? Did they heap Mounds of pain upon him? Once authorities were called, did they run like Cheetos from the scene?

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For inappropriately named places, I submit the above. Lots of these still around the area. Laundromat.
 
2013-11-07 10:32:36 AM
In my head I just heard Elvis sing the refrain, "In the Ghetto..."
 
2013-11-07 10:33:04 AM
Was he attacked by snax?
 
2013-11-07 10:33:25 AM

SoupJohnB: In my head I just heard Elvis sing the refrain, "In the Ghetto..."


i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-07 10:35:37 AM

ChipNASA: suspects, who appear to be about 16 years to 20 years old, with a dark complexion and thin build.

Ohhhhhhhh really???


Extremely tan people are the worst.
 
2013-11-07 10:37:15 AM
Teenagers fight in parking lot, more news at 11.
 
2013-11-07 10:37:43 AM
went here once and things got weird

th01.deviantart.net
 
2013-11-07 10:41:59 AM
My neighbor is a pretty good carpenter, but, to keep his wife happy, he let her pick out the kitchen she wanted at WOOL*MORT, just to shut her up.
Now, it's 13 years later and they are falling apart, total crap. He's in the kitchen beotchin about it and I open a drawer and not stamped but farking branded in the side of the drawer is the manufacturer's name, Kustom Kraftwork, or some such shiat.
He's also the sort of fellow that absolutely loathes cutesy misspelled names on businesses and is quick to point out any and all misspellings loudly. I didn't mention the brand to him as he would have ripped the cabinets out and set them on fire.
 
2013-11-07 10:46:03 AM

vudukungfu: My neighbor is a pretty good carpenter, but, to keep his wife happy, he let her pick out the kitchen she wanted at WOOL*MORT, just to shut her up.
Now, it's 13 years later and they are falling apart, total crap. He's in the kitchen beotchin about it and I open a drawer and not stamped but farking branded in the side of the drawer is the manufacturer's name, Kustom Kraftwork, or some such shiat.
He's also the sort of fellow that absolutely loathes cutesy misspelled names on businesses and is quick to point out any and all misspellings loudly. I didn't mention the brand to him as he would have ripped the cabinets out and set them on fire.


does he keep guns in the house? you should be careful
 
2013-11-07 10:50:45 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-07 10:55:13 AM
the link to the video is titled " Men attack victim at Snax Attack grocery store "

the men attcked a victim ...of horrible journalism IMHO
 
2013-11-07 10:56:32 AM
.... and it turned into a Ballroom Blitz
 
2013-11-07 10:57:23 AM

AngryDragon: I'm surprised from such a successful, attractive looking group.


I didn't see you bigots in the thread where the 19 year old boy was killed for taking his dad's truck to get cigs so that you could talk about white culture. I'm sure it was an oversight.
 
2013-11-07 10:59:27 AM
perhaps he went to buy some Scooby Snax
 
2013-11-07 11:02:22 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: AngryDragon: I'm surprised from such a successful, attractive looking group.

I didn't see you bigots in the thread where the 19 year old boy was killed for taking his dad's truck to get cigs so that you could talk about white culture. I'm sure it was an oversight.


It was a joke.  You mean the dumb ass redneck who reported his truck stolen on his own son because he took it to go get smokes?  I assumed that everyone already knows that they are white trash and it didn't need to be expounded upon.  I don't see anyone in that thread white knighting father of the year either.  In other words...

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2013-11-07 11:17:26 AM

AngryDragon: DROxINxTHExWIND: AngryDragon: I'm surprised from such a successful, attractive looking group.

I didn't see you bigots in the thread where the 19 year old boy was killed for taking his dad's truck to get cigs so that you could talk about white culture. I'm sure it was an oversight.

It was a joke.  You mean the dumb ass redneck who reported his truck stolen on his own son because he took it to go get smokes?  I assumed that everyone already knows that they are white trash and it didn't need to be expounded upon.  I don't see anyone in that thread white knighting father of the year either.  In other words...

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Noted. I'm not really mad though.
 
2013-11-07 11:24:43 AM
Subby: "With a name like that, what did you think was going to happen?"

Honestly, subby? Something involving marijuana. Why, what were you going to go with?
 
2013-11-07 11:30:25 AM

Lady J: does he keep guns in the house? you should be careful


12 ga shotgun. 22 single six, couple of BB guns, a couple of .177 pellet guns.
oh, and a S&W Highway patrolman .357 magnum with a long barrel. But they are in the desk drawer under the beer fridge next to the pool table.
 
2013-11-07 11:40:40 AM

Griftin Rubes: perhaps he went to buy some Scooby Snax


Scooby Snacks?

SFW version
 
2013-11-07 11:53:23 AM
He knew what he was getting into.
 
2013-11-07 12:19:27 PM
Such a great album too.

img707.imageshack.us
 
2013-11-07 12:33:38 PM
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That's why I go to this place instead. Better defenses.
 
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