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(Uproxx)   Bieber? Brazil? Prostitutes? Sleeping in? Starting to identify with this kid more every day   (uproxx.com) divider line 34
    More: Followup, Justin Bieber, sex tourism, prostitution  
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2852 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 07 Nov 2013 at 9:05 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-07 09:00:33 AM  
Kid, you had Selena Gomez. No matter where you go from there, you've traded down.
 
2013-11-07 09:10:00 AM  

Langston: Kid, you had Selena Gomez. No matter where you go from there, you've traded down.


So you say, for all you know her fish taco could smell like riped aged blue cheese
 
2013-11-07 09:10:01 AM  

Langston: Kid, you had Selena Gomez. No matter where you go from there, you've traded down.


Yeah, but she has no penis.

None.
 
2013-11-07 09:10:02 AM  
It's never a good play to identify with pricks. Bad subby.
 
2013-11-07 09:12:01 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Langston: Kid, you had Selena Gomez. No matter where you go from there, you've traded down.

So you say, for all you know her fish taco could smell like riped aged blue cheese


Hmm, still worth it.
 
2013-11-07 09:13:28 AM  
that kid is a clown
 
2013-11-07 09:16:37 AM  
Considering that he was with a Brazilian prostitute, odds are that she is more than a woman

/nttawwt
 
2013-11-07 09:35:53 AM  
He looks like he's 12 years old. Money will get you some tail anyway.
 
2013-11-07 09:46:52 AM  
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That's a man, Bieber! NTTIAWWT.

/An old NCOIC I had who was retiring to Sao Paulo told me you had to do "package checks" on girls who approached you because it was hard to tell they were trannies sometimes.
 
2013-11-07 09:48:36 AM  
I would think that Bieber could afford better tail than that. And in multiples.
 
2013-11-07 09:50:46 AM  
Prostitutes are a waste of money before you hit puberty.
 
Bf+
2013-11-07 10:06:41 AM  
Fake.
Jimmy Kimmel in 3...2...
 
2013-11-07 10:10:18 AM  
BIG BIEB AM WINNING AGAIN!
 
2013-11-07 10:29:59 AM  
That's a lot of prostitutes.
 
2013-11-07 10:37:16 AM  
My headline was better
 
2013-11-07 10:46:28 AM  
Bieber died back in June, they're covering it up because the 'machine' hasn't readied the next puppet yet. This stand-in is just having as much fun as he can while they decide if they're going full-McCartney or not.
If I were him I'd write a book, yeah, 'Bieber' should write a book about his crazy couple of months being Bieber.
 
2013-11-07 11:08:16 AM  
In other news, young dudes are horny.  Least offensive thing about the little shiat in my book.
 
2013-11-07 11:10:52 AM  

ThatDarkFellow: My headline was better


What was your headline?
 
2013-11-07 11:17:28 AM  

YoOjo: Bieber died back in June, they're covering it up because the 'machine' hasn't readied the next puppet yet. This stand-in is just having as much fun as he can while they decide if they're going full-McCartney or not.
If I were him I'd write a book, yeah, 'Bieber' should write a book about his crazy couple of months being Bieber.


Didn't know they were using a stand-in already.  Dammit.  I was hoping they were going to make him run the Cobain play.
 
2013-11-07 11:39:48 AM  
No returns - no refunds, 'merikuh.

Not our problem anymore.

Kisses,
Canuckistan
 
2013-11-07 12:06:44 PM  

oldfarthenry: No returns - no refunds, 'merikuh.

Not our problem anymore.

Kisses,
Canuckistan


Meh.
We got MJ Fox
Dan Akroyd
Jim Carrey
Matt Frewer (ok, we share him still Malibu/Quebec)
and AnnaPaquin
among others.

We're still ahead.
 
2013-11-07 12:52:50 PM  
He has to pay to have sex! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

/never had to do it!
 
2013-11-07 01:02:12 PM  

RKTeuthis: oldfarthenry: No returns - no refunds, 'merikuh.

Not our problem anymore.

Kisses,
Canuckistan

Meh.
We got MJ Fox
Dan Akroyd
Jim Carrey
Matt Frewer (ok, we share him still Malibu/Quebec)
and AnnaPaquin
among others.

We're still ahead.


And Neil Farking Young.
 
2013-11-07 01:07:07 PM  

RKTeuthis: oldfarthenry: No returns - no refunds, 'merikuh.

Not our problem anymore.

Kisses,
Canuckistan

Meh.
We got MJ Fox
Dan Akroyd
Jim Carrey
Matt Frewer (ok, we share him still Malibu/Quebec)
and AnnaPaquin
among others.

We're still ahead.


www.fanphobia.net

This does not deserve to fall under "among others".
 
2013-11-07 01:46:18 PM  
Are we sure the prostitutes were really women?
 
2013-11-07 01:57:40 PM  
Well, these days the only females willing to f*ck him for free are clearly underage.
 
2013-11-07 02:05:51 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Langston: Kid, you had Selena Gomez. No matter where you go from there, you've traded down.

So you say, for all you know her fish taco could smell like riped aged blue cheese


And what do you think a Brazillian prostitute's fish taco smells like?  Lavander & lilac?
 
2013-11-07 02:07:09 PM  

R.A.Danny: I would think that Bieber could afford better tail than that. And in multiples.


Hell he could do that in this country or in Germany.  Sure it would be worth thousands, but he could afford it
 
2013-11-07 02:16:32 PM  

Rwa2play: R.A.Danny: I would think that Bieber could afford better tail than that. And in multiples.

Hell he could do that in this country or in Germany.  Sure it would be worth thousands, but he could afford it


Thousands, Brazilians, whatever it takes.
 
2013-11-07 04:29:39 PM  
Hey if he went bareback he coulda caught the AIDS
 
2013-11-07 06:08:18 PM  
So I guess he's not a virgin anymore?  I can clearly see where she perforated his hymen.
 
2013-11-08 12:14:09 AM  

LL316: RKTeuthis: oldfarthenry: No returns - no refunds, 'merikuh.

Not our problem anymore.

Kisses,
Canuckistan

Meh.
We got MJ Fox
Dan Akroyd
Jim Carrey
Matt Frewer (ok, we share him still Malibu/Quebec)
and AnnaPaquin
among others.

We're still ahead.



This does not deserve to fall under "among others".


I farking loooooooooove Cuthbert...
 
2013-11-08 08:10:59 AM  

LesserEvil: [img2u.info image 625x428]

That's a man, Bieber! NTTIAWWT.

/An old NCOIC I had who was retiring to Sao Paulo told me you had to do "package checks" on girls who approached you because it was hard to tell they were trannies sometimes.


THIS

Dude on dude, happened.
 
2013-11-08 10:53:45 AM  
its called Damage Control.


it's what your Marketing/agent guy(s) want you to do to maintain your career.
 
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