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(NPR)   Mushroom Council promotes mushrooms by showing their health benefits, their nutritional value, their cleanliness and high morel standing   (npr.org) divider line 31
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2013-11-07 08:11:40 AM  
How I picture the Mushroom Council.

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2013-11-07 08:36:04 AM  
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2013-11-07 08:40:15 AM  

xanadian: This message approved by badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger


Fun guess, but wrong.
 
2013-11-07 08:45:36 AM  
Ha!  I just had morels for the first time the other night.  Visiting family up north and my uncle made an awesome side dish with morels, asparagus, and fava beans.

Actually, never had fava beans before, either.  I had to shell them.  What a pain in the ass.
 
2013-11-07 09:00:08 AM  
I want to party with subby, he sounds like a real fun guy.
 
2013-11-07 09:01:25 AM  

FloydA: I want to party with subby, he sounds like a real fun guy.


I've met him.  He's cute as a button, too.
 
2013-11-07 09:11:00 AM  

Sybarite: How I picture the Mushroom Council.

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I was thinking more like this:
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2013-11-07 09:28:03 AM  
The mushroom council is all hobittses.  Thanks subby, now I want sautéed mushrooms.
 
2013-11-07 10:04:14 AM  
As someone who adds mushrooms as filler to just about everything, I approve of this
 
2013-11-07 10:04:50 AM  

serial_crusher: Sybarite: How I picture the Mushroom Council.

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I was thinking more like this:
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Goddammit, now I have to go play that again
 
2013-11-07 10:11:35 AM  

serial_crusher: Sybarite: How I picture the Mushroom Council.

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I was thinking more like this:
[pixelperfectmag.com image 550x439]


i.imgur.com

Juffo-Wup is All... omni-existent, spreading and changing the Non into Juffo-Wup.
You are the Non, who must become Juffo-Wup or Void.
We are the agents of Juffo-Wup.
 
2013-11-07 10:26:46 AM  
mushrooms are earth's meat.

/ now i want to eat an animal that only ate mushrooms...
// i've had snails that only ever ate basil... i've had goat that only ever ate oregano...  now is the time for mushroomy meat
 
2013-11-07 10:32:59 AM  
Subby,  you are so full of shiatake you don't know how full of shiatake you are.

Make no maitake though, subby, your headline is brilliant.
 
2013-11-07 10:33:10 AM  
Do NOT believe the lies of the evil Mushroom Council.  Mushrooms are a lie.  They make you feel ten feet tall and bulletproof, but the damage you leave behind is horrendous!  I ate one of the bastards and spent the next six hours running up and down main street bashing in bricks with my heads looking for coins.  Sadly, they were always in another brick!  And let's not get started on what happened when I ran into the scrub actors promoting the teenage mutant ninja turtles on ice show down at the local rink!  I think their still treating the poor bastards for post sexual abuse trauma from me jumping up and down!
 
2013-11-07 10:34:22 AM  

pueblonative: head

FTFM.  Confused that incident with the other time I took a Japanese hallucinogenic plant.  Trust me, the results there were no prettier.

 
2013-11-07 10:36:46 AM  

Lost Thought 00: As someone who adds mushrooms as filler to just about everything, I approve of this


No doubt.  I'm a die hard meat lover, but mushrooms are a VERY close second.  A half and half mushroom/meat patty?  I'm thinking this is relevant to my interests.
 
2013-11-07 10:40:20 AM  

pueblonative: Do NOT believe the lies of the evil Mushroom Council.  Mushrooms are a lie.  They make you feel ten feet tall and bulletproof, but the damage you leave behind is horrendous!  I ate one of the bastards and spent the next six hours running up and down main street bashing in bricks with my heads looking for coins.  Sadly, they were always in another brick!  And let's not get started on what happened when I ran into the scrub actors promoting the teenage mutant ninja turtles on ice show down at the local rink!  I think their still treating the poor bastards for post sexual abuse trauma from me jumping up and down!



www.monologuedb.com


"A. B. A. F.  Always bring a friend. A always. B bring. A a. F friend."

 
2013-11-07 11:05:36 AM  

AngryDragon: A half and half mushroom/meat patty?  I'm thinking this is relevant to my interests.


protip:
Bacon
 
2013-11-07 12:05:36 PM  

Parthenogenetic: serial_crusher: Sybarite: How I picture the Mushroom Council.

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 705x583]

I was thinking more like this:
[pixelperfectmag.com image 550x439]

[i.imgur.com image 485x213]

Juffo-Wup is All... omni-existent, spreading and changing the Non into Juffo-Wup.
You are the Non, who must become Juffo-Wup or Void.
We are the agents of Juffo-Wup.


That sounds just like something someone who died of general misfunction 57,283 years ago would say.
 
2013-11-07 12:12:40 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Subby,  you are so full of shiatake you don't know how full of shiatake you are.

Make no maitake though, subby, your headline is brilliant.


Your puns are just Silly -sigh- been on Fark too long, Amanita take a break.
 
2013-11-07 12:17:39 PM  

Diogenes: Ha!  I just had morels for the first time the other night.  Visiting family up north and my uncle made an awesome side dish with morels, asparagus, and fava beans.

Actually, never had fava beans before, either.  I had to shell them.  What a pain in the ass.



Your doing it wrong
 
2013-11-07 12:34:25 PM  
http://www.primalgrill.org/recipe_details.asp?RecipeID=26&EpisodeID=6

This mushroom burger is better than that craptacular slop you shovel into your gullet at Five Guys.
 
2013-11-07 12:54:24 PM  
*grows mushrooms for fun and profit*
wouldn't be on a council about it - meetings do little but drain the brain
 
2013-11-07 01:15:46 PM  
shiat ache mushrooms?
 
2013-11-07 01:25:04 PM  
One man's health benefit is another man's magical afternoon listening to the wall..
 
2013-11-07 02:09:14 PM  
Mmmm is for mushroom.
 
2013-11-07 02:31:27 PM  
Farkin' Smurfs...

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2013-11-07 05:51:11 PM  

Parthenogenetic: serial_crusher: Sybarite: How I picture the Mushroom Council.

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 705x583]

I was thinking more like this:
[pixelperfectmag.com image 550x439]

[i.imgur.com image 485x213]

Juffo-Wup is All... omni-existent, spreading and changing the Non into Juffo-Wup.
You are the Non, who must become Juffo-Wup or Void.
We are the agents of Juffo-Wup.


Came for Juffo-Wup.  Perhaps, if we were to plant spore sacs in your brain organ and let its tendrils spread through your flesh, then you would truly understand Juffo-Wup... become part of Juffo-Wup.
 
2013-11-08 08:32:57 AM  
We need a mushroom recipe thread

/ not joking.
 
2013-11-08 09:41:27 AM  

Sybarite: How I picture the Mushroom Council.


Done in one
 
2013-11-08 07:27:37 PM  
But their Princess is in another castle.
 
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