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2013-11-07 07:55:13 AM
Another 2 words. Turtle soup.
 
2013-11-07 07:55:22 AM
So the question is: will a replicant feel sympathy for a bionic tortoise?
 
2013-11-07 08:02:07 AM
Don't lift that human head resting on it's back
 
2013-11-07 08:02:14 AM

SpdrJay: So the question is: will a replicant feel sympathy for a bionic tortoise?


Bionic Tortoise? What's that?
 
2013-11-07 08:04:19 AM
Back in the day when the Bionic Man was still on television, I happily went to the library and tried reading what was supposed to be a children's book about bionics. It had the example of a bionic tortoise, which was just a tortoise that lost the shell when it was hit by a car, so some researcher placed mechanical attachments in the muscles to keep it alive. Four decades later, I can still picture those haunting pictures. Eeek.
 
2013-11-07 08:07:31 AM
Is it a teenager?
 
2013-11-07 08:11:08 AM

Primitive Screwhead: SpdrJay: So the question is: will a replicant feel sympathy for a bionic tortoise?

Bionic Tortoise? What's that?


You know what a bionic turtle is?  Same thing.
 
2013-11-07 08:13:58 AM
I read that as "Bubonic Turtle".

/need coffee
 
2013-11-07 08:15:04 AM
In Spanish, tortuga means tortoise.
 
2013-11-07 08:16:03 AM

JasonOfOrillia: Primitive Screwhead: SpdrJay: So the question is: will a replicant feel sympathy for a bionic tortoise?

Bionic Tortoise? What's that?

You know what a bionic turtle is?  Same thing.


I might as well go back to bed, nothing I do today will beat this post.
 
2013-11-07 08:20:08 AM
I would like to see a video of it moving around.  I know, I'm sick.
 
2013-11-07 08:21:52 AM

brandied: I would like to see a video of it moving around.  I know, I'm sick.


I'm pretty sure the last thread featuring him had a video, but I can't find it right now. It was about 6 months ago.
 
2013-11-07 08:25:51 AM

Deep Contact: Another 2 words. Turtle soup.


Well, there's good eating in one of those.
 
2013-11-07 08:27:51 AM
So gluing a wheel to the bottom of a tortoise makes it bionic?
 
2013-11-07 08:34:26 AM
Hey, why not enhance the torsoise entirely?
Replace all the legs with wheels and make it an R/C Tortoise!

All the kids will want one for christmas - with retracting wheels and a propeller for amphibian manouvers.

/Guess where the battieries go.
 
2013-11-07 08:34:40 AM
i257.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-07 08:47:38 AM

H31N0US: In Spanish, tortuga means tortoise.


I'm pretty sure it means whale's vagina.
 
2013-11-07 08:56:09 AM
I'd think he would need more traction than the slick in the pic.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-11-07 08:57:23 AM
I thought Bionic Tortoise, or "BT", was a pretty good band. Sort of anti-punk, all their songs were reeeeally slow. Then they added the overdrive and became BTO. Certainly more commercial, but they lost their edge, man.
 
2013-11-07 09:32:09 AM
We can make him better, stronger, slower.
 
2013-11-07 09:53:53 AM
maybe you're fed up, maybe you want to be alone, who knows? You look down and you see a bionic tortoise, Leon. It's crawling towards you in really slow motion but with a sound effect to suggest its actually moving really fast....
 
2013-11-07 09:54:15 AM
i852.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-07 10:05:17 AM
www.cs.duke.edu
 
2013-11-07 10:37:38 AM
speaker7.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-07 11:27:41 AM
Are there pictures with this article? Because I'm not seeing them on my cell.
 
2013-11-07 12:04:14 PM
We can repair him.
We have the technology.
 
2013-11-07 02:44:43 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: We can repair him.
We have the technology.


we can create the world's first Bionic tortoise.
this will be that tortoise, stronger, faster better than he was before....
 
2013-11-07 03:38:06 PM

Ghastly: maybe you're fed up, maybe you want to be alone, who knows? You look down and you see a bionic tortoise, Leon. It's crawling towards you in really slow motion but with a sound effect to suggest its actually moving really fast....


Do you make up these questions, Mr. Ghastly? Or do they write 'em down for you?
 
2013-11-07 03:42:45 PM

RobSeace: Ghastly: maybe you're fed up, maybe you want to be alone, who knows? You look down and you see a bionic tortoise, Leon. It's crawling towards you in really slow motion but with a sound effect to suggest its actually moving really fast....

Do you make up these questions, Mr. Ghastly? Or do they write 'em down for you?


www.replikultes.net
let me tell you about my mother
 
2013-11-07 03:52:33 PM

H31N0US: In Spanish, tortuga means tortoise.


FACT:  "La Tortuga" means "The Tortuga".
 
2013-11-08 12:18:16 AM
No pics gives me a sad.
 
2013-11-08 06:39:31 PM
By their definition Captain Hook was bionic.
 
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