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(Miami Herald)   Miami Dolphins players condemn Dick Incognito. Just kidding, they rally around him and blame Jonathan Martin for not being "cut out for this"   (miamiherald.com) divider line 21
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984 clicks; posted to Sports » on 07 Nov 2013 at 8:30 AM (45 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-07 09:30:52 AM
4 votes:
*troll on*
Can we just ban liberals from watching football already? It's obvious that their relentless victim-searching and the trumped up charges in their idea of social justice will not stop until they achieve their lifelong goal: Having the NFFL (National Flag Football League) Super Bowl end in a tie, with the gay black quarterback for the Washington White Guilts having won co-MVP with transgendered linebacker for the Denver Equalities.
*troll off*

How'd I do?
2013-11-07 08:36:36 AM
4 votes:
Football is the ultimate alpha male sport. It's for the toughest and strongest, both physically and mentally. These men live by a warrior's code, something you probably cannot begin to understand.
2013-11-07 09:00:33 AM
3 votes:

Gonz: Waldo Pepper: Gonz: Football is the ultimate alpha male sport. It's for the toughest and strongest, both physically and mentally. These men live by a warrior's code, something you probably cannot begin to understand.

No matter how many times you try this will never be an form of art

Hell, I wasn't "trying" for anything. I just figure this quote is now mandatory for any Incognito thread, si I was getting it out of the way early.


Don't let him Incognito you, Gonz. Don't be a Martin.
2013-11-07 09:54:28 AM
2 votes:

Rawhead Rex: Martin is a pussy, flat out...
Football has been played by men for 100 years or so?
There have been rookies and vets on the same team, in the same lover room for about the same amount of time...100 years or so, correct?
Ever heard of this NFL "bullying" before? No...
Has it probably gone on for 100 or so years as well? Sure...of course...
But if 100 or so years worth of rookies got through the "hazing"...why can't this pansy?
Cuz he's a pansy?
If you don't wanna get stuck with the bill at the end of the night...don't go out with the vets!!!! Easy solution!!!
The rest...if management told him to toughen up and smack the asshole, he shoulda done it.


there's a freudian typo in there
2013-11-07 09:20:58 AM
2 votes:

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Waldo Pepper: Gonz: Football is the ultimate alpha male sport. It's for the toughest and strongest, both physically and mentally. These men live by a warrior's code, something you probably cannot begin to understand.

No matter how many times you try this will never be an form of art

Warriors' Code is so fetch!


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2013-11-07 09:00:11 AM
2 votes:

Gonz: Football is the ultimate alpha male sport. It's for the toughest and strongest, both physically and mentally. These men live by a warrior's code, something you probably cannot begin to understand.


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2013-11-07 11:50:51 AM
1 votes:

doubled99: who's accomplishments dwarf


You left the same typo in from yesterday's thread. You be trollin'.

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2013-11-07 11:47:58 AM
1 votes:
persephonemagazine.com

This story is saturated with lulz. I am glad fark has been flooded with hilarious Incognito threads, bros that lift, warrior codes, etc.


Great, entertaining stuff here
2013-11-07 11:32:53 AM
1 votes:
It's fun to watch Neanderthals struggle to keep intact one of their last bastions. Eventually, they're going to have to grow up, and that terrifies them, so of course they're going to demonize the whistleblower. The fun part will be watching as the NFL tries to balance "keeping a high profit margin" with "keeping a professional demeanor" in their response. It's clear that this kind of brutal behavior has been acceptable for far too long in a society that's supposed to be moving away from this kind of stupidity.


Like the sport of football itself?
The acts these men are called on to do are beyond the "normal" scope of civilian activity, and as such,  cannot be held to your flexible, politically correct modes of societal behavior.
Frail, craven men such as yourself feel the need to tear down those who's accomplishments dwarf their own to cover up their own shame as men.
2013-11-07 10:52:29 AM
1 votes:
I totally would have kicked Incognito's ass, and made him my biatch.
2013-11-07 10:31:40 AM
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: doubled99: You can mock "warrior's code" all you want, but that very code is at work now. Overwhelming support for Incognito from his teammates. One year from now, Incognito will be playing NFL football. Martin will not.
Yammer and bleat all you want about social justice, but the men who play this sport understand it is different. It doesn't matter if you do. Token punishments will be handed out to appease society's squeaky wheels, but the nature of the locker room will not change at all.
Time to get back to your fantasy football!

WARRIOR'S CODE, FARK YEAH!!!!!


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2013-11-07 10:11:40 AM
1 votes:
If all of this was a "process to weed out" bad players...
*looks at Dolphins record the past few years*
You might need to work on that process, fellas.
Yeah. I'm a Browns fan. I STILL said it...
2013-11-07 09:55:22 AM
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: Debeo Summa Credo: HeathenHealer: srgrobe: HeathenHealer: srgrobe: Perspective, get u some.  Martin was getting paid millions to take this awful "abuse"

So that makes the abuse ok??

it's why I put "abuse" in quotes.  Are you all positively sure this man was abused?  one voicemail transcript and a anecdote about paying for a Vegas trip....anything else you are certain of?

I agree with you on the facts so far. But the more we find out the shiattier it looks for Miami and Incognito, doesn't it?? Also, judging by Martin's reaction it seems pretty clear something was "wrong" with this whole situation.

Not at all. The more we hear about it, the more it looks like Martin was soft and rather than deal with his problems like a 6'5 322 pound man he went crying to the media.

How are 6'5 322 pound men supposed to deal with their problems?


By not giving $15k to some other guy of the same size, just because he demands it. By calling the bully's bluff, whatever it is."you really want to shiat in my mouth, Richie? Whatever. Try it".

Certainly not by running screaming to the media, possibly ruining the other guys career and probably yours because who would want you on their team after this gutless act?
2013-11-07 09:38:55 AM
1 votes:

doubled99: I'm sorry the mean jocks picked on you in HS but they really can't hurt you anymore.


Thats probably what Jonathan Martin thought as well.

You can kiss ass all you want but Incognito will only let you suck his cock in private, he will never admit his man love for you in public so let it go.

/love that you were called on your bullshiat so you decided to turn it into something mocking yourself
//almost a nice save
2013-11-07 09:35:17 AM
1 votes:
these are not 4th graders. They are grown ass men who have to follow the laws of society. They are not special because they play a game.


I'm sorry the mean jocks picked on you in HS but they really can't hurt you anymore.
2013-11-07 09:21:41 AM
1 votes:
This guy Martin is such a little biatch. I bet he wears his jock-strap in the shower so none of the other players can see his swollen, bleeding mangina. Come on Martin, I've seen soccer players and horse jockeys with more gumption.

I bet Martin sings Lady Gaga songs while making souffles.
2013-11-07 09:20:02 AM
1 votes:

QueenMamaBee: I don't pay much attention to football, but there was a bit on this on the Today show this morning. I do like how it was only white guys saying Incognito isn't racist. Really? Couldn't get a single black guy on the team to say that on camera?


There's your problem
2013-11-07 09:06:59 AM
1 votes:
/csb

I graduated from a certain southern school that was kind of infamous for this sort of shiat.   I was there at a time when a certain unfathomably fat woman decided to matriculate and attract a great deal of attention from our Federal government and their Marshals.  As a result, I am more than familiar with the concept of a hazing culture being laid bare for public scrutiny.

What is happening in Miami is going to take some time and its not going to be pretty.  It WILL run uphill and it WILL come out that not only did everyone in the organization know of the behavior, but that they condoned it.

I won't bother arguing the merits of such an environment in other institutions, but I can comment on the rampant stupidity of espousing such behavior in a professional sports team.  Hazing cultures weed out undesirables.  My class had a 67% drop out rate.  People literally left the school in busloads.  Why the fark would you create an environment that causes people to not want to be there when you are paying each and every one of them hundreds of thousands to tens of millions in your own money to play for you?   Unreal.

The military, even when it passively allowed such behavior to occur, only did so in the process of unit qualification training (whatever training you had to endure to qualify for what ever unit that required it would most likely be designed to be hard enough to weed out those who would later prove a liability if they weren't strong enough to endure the training).  Once you were in the unit, everything was about team unification so that you grew to trust everyone on your team and they you.   Internally imposed sanctioning by one artificially contrived stratification within the unit upon another only serves to divide the unit and ultimately reduce the efficacy of the squad.  It boggles my mind that they allowed this to go on.   Hope it comes down on them like a ton of fat girl.

/end csb
2013-11-07 08:56:03 AM
1 votes:

Waldo Pepper: Gonz: Football is the ultimate alpha male sport. It's for the toughest and strongest, both physically and mentally. These men live by a warrior's code, something you probably cannot begin to understand.

No matter how many times you try this will never be an form of art


Warriors' Code is so fetch!
2013-11-07 08:31:24 AM
1 votes:
I'm sure the hand wringers of Fark know what went on better than the people who were there.

Let's find out....
2013-11-07 08:05:17 AM
1 votes:
I swear, this almost sounds like a love gone bad.
 
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