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(The Raw Story)   The reasonable response to someone cutting you off in a Chick-Fil-A drive-thru is, of course, to take out your gun and start shooting   (rawstory.com) divider line 51
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2013-11-07 01:56:24 AM
Hey, he's just standing his ground.
 
2013-11-07 02:09:33 AM
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a crappy chik'n sandwich.
 
2013-11-07 03:13:04 AM
Mwelp...this yet again.

Perhaps I should compose the rest of that lesser-known but still perennial Christmas favourite,

O COME THE CHRISTING HELL ON!
 
2013-11-07 05:11:05 AM
Should have went to Wendy's

Aint no one going through their drive-thrus
 
2013-11-07 05:32:41 AM
Hunger leads people to desperate measures.
 
2013-11-07 05:43:18 AM
Foghorn Leghorn is amused.
 
2013-11-07 05:54:04 AM
Pretty sure they'll blame the gays, that's the christian thing to do.
 
2013-11-07 05:57:47 AM
Well, Chik-Fil-A *is* the most notorious gay cruising spot around, so maybe he was just defending his butthole...but, then again, such an outrageous display of "manhood" could be akin to loudly proclaiming one's ability to take every piece of hot meat available.

I'm sure the prison time will clear the debate right up.
 
2013-11-07 05:59:45 AM

FullMetalPanda: Pretty sure they'll blame the gays, that's the christian thing to do.


I said NO PICKLE UUuuunngghhhhhuuuuuuuuuh.
 
2013-11-07 06:09:46 AM
ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2013-11-07 06:22:34 AM
This wouldn't have happened if they did what i do, and only go to Chick Fil A on Sundays.
 
2013-11-07 06:23:22 AM
We have to do something about the problem of (spins wheel) video games!
 
2013-11-07 06:27:09 AM

Bucky Katt: Hey, he's just standing his ground.


What's the pool on him trying to use this as a defense?
 
2013-11-07 06:39:34 AM
Why carry around your small penis compensator if you aren't going to use it occasionally?
 
2013-11-07 06:52:24 AM
Well, people that cut in line are assholes. So I'm not sure how to feel about this.
 
2013-11-07 06:58:06 AM
Isn't Chik Fil A the Right Wing Nut Job fast food chicken restaurant of choice?

So a shooting is no surpise.
 
2013-11-07 07:04:12 AM
Another responsible gun owner.
 
2013-11-07 07:14:21 AM
I'm not sure how they thought Rednecks-Get-Free-Upsize-Sodas Wednesdays were going to work out, but this was pretty predictable.
 
2013-11-07 07:20:44 AM

cman: Should have went to Wendy's

Aint no one going through their drive-thrus


Their food is better than most fast food. I used to love their spicy chicken sandwich and spicy nuggets until I learned to make a version of them at home (or you can buy Tyson brand in the grocery store).
 
2013-11-07 07:24:00 AM
The reasonable response to someone cutting you off in a Chick-Fil-A drive-thru is, of course, to take out your gun and start shooting

Whew! I thought I was overreacting.

/See, honey, I told you so.
 
2013-11-07 07:24:10 AM

abhorrent1: Well, people that cut in line are assholes. So I'm not sure how to feel about this.


Gotta agree with you - don't think I'd shoot anybody over it, but I'll tell you it p*sses me off a LOT.

/Stupid farks who think they're too good to wait their turn.
 
2013-11-07 07:28:02 AM
 Well that's what happens when you're clients show up based on an unreasonable hatred of a particular group. Ya might get a higher number of crazies.
 
2013-11-07 07:45:25 AM
Nah, nah, sub by. This is where those two stolen Chick-fil-a cow costumes that guy was trying to sell come into play. Picture it: two loonies in cow costumes at a drive thru fast food joint get into a gunfight. One pots the other, and an openly gay doctor tries to help, but the wounded cowman refuses because AIDS. The cops come and arrest the Doctor on attempted rape charges, and the shooter claims "stand your ground".THEN you've got a Florida story.Although a fatass outraged mother would be good, too.Anything else?
 
2013-11-07 08:04:51 AM
Clearly a Liberal plant.  TINSTAAVC.
 
2013-11-07 08:14:30 AM

Schmerd1948: Nah, nah, sub by. This is where those two stolen Chick-fil-a cow costumes that guy was trying to sell come into play. Picture it: two loonies in cow costumes at a drive thru fast food joint get into a gunfight. One pots the other, and an openly gay doctor tries to help, but the wounded cowman refuses because AIDS. The cops come and arrest the Doctor on attempted rape charges, and the shooter claims "stand your ground".THEN you've got a Florida story.Although a fatass outraged mother would be good, too.Anything else?


Well played.
 
2013-11-07 08:31:03 AM

abhorrent1: Well, people that cut in line are assholes. So I'm not sure how to feel about this.


This.  The drive thru at the CFA near me is designed to make you drive around the building to line up to order.  I can't tell you how many times I've been pulling up and had some asshole enter through the parking lot exit and do a U-turn into the drive thru right in front of me.  I could not blame someone for shooting someone like that.
 
2013-11-07 08:39:58 AM
Lots of illiterate liberal hate in this thread.  The perp was visiting the dumb trailer park meth-head redneck Chick-Fil-a from the ghetto.
 
2013-11-07 08:54:27 AM
FullMetalPanda
2013-11-07 05:54:04 AM


Pretty sure they'll blame the gays, that's the christian thing to do.

Derp.. derp derp

Interesting what trolling / bigotry is allowed by the mods.
 
2013-11-07 08:59:11 AM

Schmerd1948: Nah, nah, sub by. This is where those two stolen Chick-fil-a cow costumes that guy was trying to sell come into play. Picture it: two loonies in cow costumes at a drive thru fast food joint get into a gunfight. One pots the other, and an openly gay doctor tries to help, but the wounded cowman refuses because AIDS. The cops come and arrest the Doctor on attempted rape charges, and the shooter claims "stand your ground".THEN you've got a Florida story.Although a fatass outraged mother would be good, too.Anything else?


Florida really needs a Law & Order series of its own.
 
2013-11-07 09:30:58 AM
DBAA
 
2013-11-07 09:34:05 AM
csb/

A friend's wife was a former police officer, working as an investigator for the state attorney's office.  She was in a fast food drive-thru and after her order was handed out from inside, she paused to check it. A women in a car behind them honked her horn and shouted, "Move yo' biatch-ass!"

So she stepped out of the car, displayed her badge, then said "No, I think you'd better move YO biatch-ass."

/would have loved to have witnessed the other driver's facial expression
 
2013-11-07 09:46:29 AM

abhorrent1: Well, people that cut in line are assholes. So I'm not sure how to feel about this.


He cut cut in front of because the people in the car behind him thought his car was stalled. The guy who shot at them was in the wrong. But, yeah. People who deliberately cut in line ARE assholes.
 
2013-11-07 09:53:35 AM
EAT MOR LEAD
 
2013-11-07 10:23:24 AM

OnlyM3: FullMetalPanda
2013-11-07 05:54:04 AM


Pretty sure they'll blame the gays, that's the christian thing to do.
Derp.. derp derp

Interesting what trolling / bigotry is allowed by the mods.


Or as the "normal" people in this world call it: the truth.
 
2013-11-07 10:31:59 AM
I see nothing in this story I don't like:

Assholes in traffic getting what's coming to them, Chick-Fil-A patrons killing each other, Floridians doing what they do...

Five stars! A must read!
 
2013-11-07 11:06:36 AM

CivicMindedFive: Lots of illiterate liberal hate in this thread.  The perp was visiting the dumb trailer park meth-head redneck Chick-Fil-a from the ghetto.


Combustion: OnlyM3: FullMetalPanda
2013-11-07 05:54:04 AM


Pretty sure they'll blame the gays, that's the christian thing to do.
Derp.. derp derp

Interesting what trolling / bigotry is allowed by the mods.

Or as the "normal" people in this world call it: the truth.


Mmmm - aren't we getting just a tad oversensitive here, fellers?
I mean, :
i18.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-07 11:07:48 AM
I have had this happen! Yes, I was angry but not to I need to shoot this person levels. What is wrong with people?
 
2013-11-07 11:13:01 AM
Combustion

OnlyM3: FullMetalPanda
2013-11-07 05:54:04 AM


Pretty sure they'll blame the gays, that's the christian thing to do.
Derp.. derp derp

Interesting what trolling / bigotry is allowed by the mods.

Or as the "normal" people in this world call it: the truth.

Waiting for you to support your claim that anyone blames this on "the gayz."


Can't do it, because you're a liar.
 
2013-11-07 11:13:39 AM
In fairness, it's a damn good chicken sandwich, and the lines at lunchtime around there can get pretty insane.
 
2013-11-07 11:14:47 AM

squidgod2000: EAT MOR LEAD


Ok, you win the thread.
 
2013-11-07 11:30:20 AM
Just like Jesus would have done.
 
2013-11-07 11:36:30 AM

OnlyM3: Combustion

OnlyM3: FullMetalPanda
2013-11-07 05:54:04 AM


Pretty sure they'll blame the gays, that's the christian thing to do.
Derp.. derp derp

Interesting what trolling / bigotry is allowed by the mods.

Or as the "normal" people in this world call it: the truth.
Waiting for you to support your claim that anyone blames this on "the gayz."


Can't do it, because you're a liar.


Well, let's see.  Rev. Pat Robertson, frequent guest of the past few Republican administrations, has blamed gays for everything from hurricanes, earthquakes, floods, meteor strikes, the economy, divorce, and terrorism.

Blaming gun violence on gay people would actually be a relatively reasonable position for him.
 
2013-11-07 11:37:45 AM

nytmare: FullMetalPanda: Pretty sure they'll blame the gays, that's the christian thing to do.

I said NO PICKLE UUuuunngghhhhhuuuuuuuuuh.


For the love of God, don't start with the pickles again!  Didn't we all learn our lesson after the Pickle Incident of 2002?
 
2013-11-07 12:02:49 PM
When are people going to learn that, given enough population density, you are likely to be killed for being rude to a stranger...
 
2013-11-07 12:05:37 PM

dready zim: When are people going to learn that, given enough population density, you are likely to be killed for being rude to a stranger...


not everywhere in the world, you arent
 
2013-11-07 12:12:38 PM
35 years ago this could have been obama.
 
2013-11-07 12:16:10 PM

Schmerd1948: Nah, nah, sub by. This is where those two stolen Chick-fil-a cow costumes that guy was trying to sell come into play. Picture it: two loonies in cow costumes at a drive thru fast food joint get into a gunfight. One pots the other, and an openly gay doctor tries to help, but the wounded cowman refuses because AIDS. The cops come and arrest the Doctor on attempted rape charges, and the shooter claims "stand your ground".THEN you've got a Florida story.Although a fatass outraged mother would be good, too.Anything else?


0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com
 
2013-11-07 12:25:44 PM
Thats rather surprising behavior from a Chick-Fil-A customer.

hahahahahaha
 
2013-11-07 03:15:13 PM

Lady J: dready zim: When are people going to learn that, given enough population density, you are likely to be killed for being rude to a stranger...

not everywhere in the world, you arent


You're right of course.  Most other places, you don't have to do anything at all to be killed.
 
2013-11-07 08:22:51 PM
Why, that's just wrong.

You're supposed to follow them home and burn their family to death.
 
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