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(Sun Sentinel)   Woman arrested for participating in Take Your Child to Drug Deal Day   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 20
    More: Florida, Daniel Ortega, drug traffickers, Palm Beach County  
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2013-11-06 09:09:59 PM  
Oh my...
 
2013-11-06 09:10:08 PM  
That, farkettes and farkers, is the photo of a real winner.
 
2013-11-06 09:13:57 PM  
What, are we just supposed to leave them home by themselves?
 
2013-11-06 09:17:42 PM  
I knew a h dealer that ALWAY had her kid in the carseat of her Charger and would meet people on her way to and from daycare.

Awesome :(
 
2013-11-06 09:25:52 PM  
DARE to keep your kids, drugs free
 
2013-11-06 09:26:00 PM  
She's gone six years without having a kid. Sounds like she was just starting to get her shiat together.
 
2013-11-06 09:27:57 PM  
Not sure if want...

/What?
 
2013-11-06 09:33:53 PM  
Thank you teaching me the updated drug lingo. I think I was showing my age when I asked for a lid of pot.
 
2013-11-06 09:40:18 PM  
"According to the report, deputies first encountered Ortega on Sept. 11..."
"On Sept. 12, undercover deputies met Ortega again,..."
"On Sept. 18, the day Ortega came to the drug deal at 1301 Hypoluxo Road with two children..."
"On Oct. 2, investigators met Ortega in the parking lot..."
"The final deal happened Tuesday..."

Is it typical for cops to spend so much time and resources to bust low-level dealers? Or maybe they were stocking up for a party or something.
 
2013-11-06 09:51:44 PM  

Atomic Spunk: Is it typical for cops to spend so much time and resources to bust low-level dealers?


Pin lots of charges on her and she's more likely to plea-bargain, saving court costs.
 
2013-11-06 09:58:15 PM  

phillydrifter: Atomic Spunk: Is it typical for cops to spend so much time and resources to bust low-level dealers?

Pin lots of charges on her and she's more likely to plea-bargain, saving court costs.


I guess that's a valid reason, but they knew a month and a half ago that she was responsible for the care of kids, and by that time, they already had 3 purchases under their belt. Seems like it would have been more prudent to have busted her back then, so they could get the kids away from her. Sometimes some of the things that go on in law enforcement make no sense to me.
 
2013-11-06 10:05:37 PM  
She didn't think to use them as lookouts?
 
2013-11-06 10:13:24 PM  
If I were her customer I would be all like "you got the yayo scarface?"

/ya know, to be funny

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2013-11-06 10:16:52 PM  
Ortega.....

/I'm shocked.
//not.
 
2013-11-06 10:18:35 PM  
Looks like the cops shot her with a BB gun.
 
2013-11-06 10:35:17 PM  
All of the contestants should be indicted.
 
2013-11-06 11:19:42 PM  
bloody helicopter parents these days won`t let the kids learn to do anything for themselves...
 
2013-11-07 12:02:25 AM  

megarian: I knew a h dealer that ALWAY had her kid in the carseat of her Charger and would meet people on her way to and from daycare.

Awesome :(


The Charger is the car of choice for lady drug dealers with kids... for some reason.  well, the sample size is small... just my neighbors apparent dealer and now your anecdote.  Maybe if I find a 3rd source I will submit my findings to the appropriate trade journal.  I will list you as a co-author.
 
2013-11-07 12:10:06 AM  
Sounds like a Tuesday.
 
2013-11-07 08:43:46 AM  
Ah, Take your Child to Drug Deal Day. It's an opportunity for your child to learn about the drug culture and see what they can expect after they drop out of community college and take that crappy 'temporary' job at the quick shop.

Back when my dad would take me down to the opium den (dad caught the Dragon's Curse in Korea), it was a wonder of sights and smells. All those guys just passed out in their own urine and feces. It was like kindergarten nap time for adults. I remember walking out of one and proudly telling dear old dad "I want to own an Opium Den when I grow up!"

Dad said to me, "Whoever you are, you've made your father proud. Whoever he is. Just never use the product you sell and when you rifle the wallets of those who have passed out, be sure to leave a few bucks so they have bus fare. "

Then there was the time when I thought it was Take Your Child to Drug deal Day but it was actually Trade Your Child in for Drugs Day. It wasn't too bad, All I had to do was mix the heroin with some strychnine (2:1 (Superman) , then 1:1 (Nixon's Nads) and finally .5:1(Buyer Beware)) and watch TV. They had a big TV set and the Romper Room lady saw me mixing smack in her magic mirror!
 
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