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(The Blemish)   Screw Botox, Janice Dickinson has taken to injecting human placenta in her face   (theblemish.com) divider line 32
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2013-11-06 06:17:28 PM
assets.sbnation.com
 
2013-11-06 08:22:07 PM
i218.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-06 08:48:19 PM
It won't help. That face was busted years and years ago.
 
2013-11-06 08:56:35 PM
I was not expecting the headline to be true.
 
2013-11-06 09:04:01 PM
Well, in her defense, I don't think there's ever been a good study that proves it doesn't work.
 
2013-11-06 09:06:07 PM
Who the hell is she, again?

/and why should we care?
 
2013-11-06 09:08:39 PM

FrancoFile: Who the hell is she, again?

/and why should we care?


I had to look her up...supermodel from the nineties.
 
2013-11-06 09:10:50 PM
Wait, THE Jan Dickinson?
 
2013-11-06 09:11:20 PM

PainInTheASP: FrancoFile: Who the hell is she, again?

/and why should we care?

I had to look her up...supermodel from the nineties.


Er, sorry.  Seventies and eighties...most of her marriages were in the nineties.
 
2013-11-06 09:11:53 PM
Rocky had the infusion too, and he and I had some of the best sex we've had in years!

Hey everybody!

Let's inject afterbirth into each other and fark!
 
2013-11-06 09:12:51 PM
i39.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-06 09:35:45 PM
It would be quite interesting to see how this pans out.
1) the shiat really works
2) she is getting injected with massive amounts of hormones and just being lied to ...

either way it could be interesting
harvesting and all
 
2013-11-06 09:40:10 PM
Man, she used to be so beautiful. She's the poster child for why you shouldn't go overboard with plastic surgery. Christie Brinkley is a year older and has aged 10x better. They've both clearly had one, but one has had it done tastefully.
 
2013-11-06 09:57:23 PM

namatad: It would be quite interesting to see how this pans out.
1) the shiat really works
2) she is getting injected with massive amounts of hormones and just being lied to ...

either way it could be interesting
harvesting and all


3) she turns into a gibbering Necromorph and kills us all.
 
2013-11-06 10:05:28 PM
img14.imageshack.us

Or you could just rub the placenta on your face. (Yes, this is a real product.)
 
2013-11-06 10:25:29 PM
organicbeats.co.uk
 
2013-11-07 12:03:22 AM
Here's a news flash for her: She was ALWAYS horrible. She was nothing special when she was young, and she's just a nasty bag of plastic crazy as an old hag. She's mean, ugly, and is built like a woman constructed by constipated, blind, retarded, sheltered, ADHD-afflicted, homosexual garden gnomes on bath salts.
 
2013-11-07 12:15:41 AM
www.palzoo.net

/Can't process it. Brain is just saying "no!"
 
2013-11-07 12:48:20 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-07 01:01:08 AM
AGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

All that "beauty" treatment and she probably just lies there like a corpse expecting the guy to do everything.

"I'm too beautiful to have really try."
Those things are generally ugly in the sack.
 
2013-11-07 01:48:52 AM

ZeroCorpse: Here's a news flash for her: She was ALWAYS horrible. She was nothing special when she was young, and she's just a nasty bag of plastic crazy as an old hag. She's mean, ugly, and is built like a woman constructed by constipated, blind, retarded, sheltered, ADHD-afflicted, homosexual garden gnomes on bath salts.


don't hold back, buddy! tell us how you really feel!
/apparently "homosexual garden gnomes on bath salts" is the code to unlock incessant giggling.  thanks.
 
2013-11-07 02:38:13 AM
Looking through a google search she used to be rather pretty. It's a shame to see someone so beautiful ruin their looks that way. Why do people do this to themselves? :(

And why do surgeons continue to take their money. There comes a point where they really ought to refuse any further work.
 
2013-11-07 06:44:27 AM

MechaPyx: Looking through a google search she used to be rather pretty. It's a shame to see someone so beautiful ruin their looks that way. Why do people do this to themselves? :(

And why do surgeons continue to take their money. There comes a point where they really ought to refuse any further work.


There's an old joke in medicine:
How do you hide a $20 bill from a general surgeon?  Put it in the patient's chart.
How do you hide a $20 bill from a plastic surgeon?  You can't.
 
2013-11-07 09:42:28 AM
It's got to be better than botox or plastic surgery.

/this new found internet catch phrase, "because of course...", is really irritating
 
2013-11-07 09:44:12 AM
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
 
2013-11-07 10:38:56 AM

Trocadero: Wait, THE Jan Dickinson?


She puts her pants on just like the rest of us -- one leg at a time.  Except, once her pants are on, she makes gold records.
 
2013-11-07 10:49:52 AM

m1ke: Trocadero: Wait, THE Jan Dickinson?

She puts her pants on just like the rest of us -- one leg at a time.  Except, once her pants are on, she makes gold records.


She has a fever!  And the only cure is more placenta.
 
2013-11-07 11:22:14 AM
Janice in 5 years:

img.fark.net
 
2013-11-07 11:31:19 AM
You can't fix batshiat insane, and you certainly don't stick your placenta injected/enhanced penis into it.
 
2013-11-07 11:52:13 AM

Mega Steve: Janice in 5 years:

[img.fark.net image 850x452]


I'm pretty sure that's a spot-on assessment. Personality and all.
 
2013-11-07 02:55:20 PM
Dickenson always seemed to me like a Michael Jackson pseudonym.
 
2013-11-08 07:24:45 AM

cynicalminion: ZeroCorpse: Here's a news flash for her: She was ALWAYS horrible. She was nothing special when she was young, and she's just a nasty bag of plastic crazy as an old hag. She's mean, ugly, and is built like a woman constructed by constipated, blind, retarded, sheltered, ADHD-afflicted, homosexual garden gnomes on bath salts.

don't hold back, buddy! tell us how you really feel!
/apparently "homosexual garden gnomes on bath salts" is the code to unlock incessant giggling.  thanks.


I am so stealing this for future use. It makes no sense but it's perfect.
 
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