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(WVVA Beckley)   Welch woman found not guilty of murdering War Mayor. I don't know what a war mayor is, but it sounds metal   (wvva.com) divider line 39
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2013-11-06 06:36:49 PM  
But, is it as brutal as banana stickers?
 
2013-11-06 06:47:48 PM  
If there is a bright spot in the universe, the town of War is as far as you can get from it.
 
2013-11-06 06:47:58 PM  
I love how Teri Hatcher somehow ends up in the meta tags.
 
2013-11-06 06:50:38 PM  
So, War is a city in West Virginia?

www.oocities.org
 
2013-11-06 06:51:35 PM  
Lucky for her, the commenters on that story weren't on the jury.
 
2013-11-06 06:51:56 PM  
I have learned a new term today: "Pill-Billy"..
 
2013-11-06 06:52:36 PM  
I read that as "welsh woman" and thought there was no way there was a town in Wales called "War" because it was about a dozen letters too short to be a welsh word.
 
2013-11-06 06:53:26 PM  
War Mayor?


Ares has really let himself go....
 
2013-11-06 06:54:01 PM  
Local story for this Farker. It goes along with our two Sheriffs who are being charged with trafficking drugs and our judge who tried to get rid of his secretary's husband so he could have her. Many, many of these stories are common here. These are just some of the current issues.
 
2013-11-06 06:56:26 PM  

FatherChaos: So, War is a city in West Virginia?


The word "city" is used very loosely...
 
2013-11-06 06:56:36 PM  
Oh, I forgot about the locals who had their children taken after one of them was found eating feces from the floor of the room it was locked in because it was so hungry.
 
2013-11-06 07:02:18 PM  

alsih2o: Oh, I forgot about the locals who had their children taken after one of them was found eating feces from the floor of the room it was locked in because it was so hungry.


So you're saying that War is Hell?

Are all of the foxes who live around there theists?
 
2013-11-06 07:09:57 PM  

FatherChaos: So, War is a city in West Virginia?

[www.oocities.org image 346x235]


What is is good for?

s15.postimg.org That's gotta be a weird coincidence there....

ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN'!!!!
Say it again....
 
2013-11-06 07:10:08 PM  

mediablitz: Pill-Billy"..


Moodybastard: War Mayor?


Maybe not names for your new band but would be great race horse names.
 
2013-11-06 07:16:15 PM  

El Dudereno: Lucky for her, the commenters on that story weren't on the jury.


Indeed.
 
2013-11-06 07:17:47 PM  

mediablitz: I have learned a new term today: "Pill-Billy"..


Yeah, that is a keeper to be brought out at an appropriate moment.
 
2013-11-06 07:22:43 PM  
I was using pill-billy back before it was cool.
 
2013-11-06 07:23:56 PM  
Murderhag
by War Mayor

(sung in that speedy, demonic metal style that all the kids love nowzadays)

AAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHNNN UUUHHHHHH (slow grunt)
biatch on trial
biatch let go
Family's mad that f@#% ing ho

Killed the dad
Saw him die
At the funeral, they all cry:

MURRRRRDERRRRRRRHAGGOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUNNNNNNNNOOOUUHHHHH!

(someone take over, k? I've got a bowl here that won't smoke itself..)
 
2013-11-06 07:28:28 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-06 07:36:09 PM  
Don't mind me, I'm just here to admire the headline.
 
2013-11-06 07:36:35 PM  
A War Mayor? Well, there's another job Tom Hagen would be rejected for.
 
2013-11-06 07:55:33 PM  
20 posts and no 40k?
 
2013-11-06 07:56:19 PM  

mediablitz: I have learned a new term today: "Pill-Billy"..


Yeah, "Pill-Billies" is a good band name.

I also hadn't heard "Virago" before. Those West Virginians sure do use some fancy talkin'

stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2013-11-06 08:14:27 PM  
Jeez those commenters aren't holding back!
 
2013-11-06 08:26:59 PM  
 
2013-11-06 08:37:21 PM  

Ambivalence: I read that as "welsh woman" and thought there was no way there was a town in Wales called "War" because it was about a dozen letters too short to be a welsh word.


sy 'n ddichlyn beth Dybiwn
 
2013-11-06 08:39:26 PM  
FTF Comments:

What a SHAME! This is not justice. What is wrong with the State's Prosecution? This should have been an open and shut case--guilty. It is no secret that she wished Tom to die. How many times did Becky instigate arguments with him? She often referred to Tom as "old hateful" or "walking death." Tom tried to give Becky a chance at a decent life and the opportunity to be a mother to her son as well as a home to live in. Instead, Becky chose to throw all that away for a life of drugs and thievery. She was an ungrateful, narcissistic virago towards Tom. I hope that her actions devour away at her dark, miserable soul for the rest of her disconsolate life.

Which Farker wrote this?  Out with it...

//Move, virago, out the way...doesn't have quite the same ring, but I'm gonna use it.
 
2013-11-06 08:50:00 PM  
Huh, good god. What is it good for?
 
2013-11-06 09:10:34 PM  
Was Jesco involved in this somehow? He makes everything a little more interesting.
 
2013-11-06 09:11:38 PM  
A war mayor is a polemarch.
 
2013-11-06 09:13:38 PM  
What a Welch woman may look like


 
2013-11-06 09:14:23 PM  

FrancoFile: What a Welch woman may look like


i.huffpost.com
 
2013-11-06 09:43:23 PM  
So much for War never changing, they put in a Denny's... A Denny's! Can you believe it???
 
2013-11-06 10:02:31 PM  
So if a cat there had kittens, they would be War kittens.
 
2013-11-06 10:09:53 PM  

fusillade762: I love how Teri Hatcher somehow ends up in the meta tags.


She beamed in from Wisteria Lane.

starsmedia.ign.com
 
2013-11-06 10:53:26 PM  

Archfeld: Ambivalence: I read that as "welsh woman" and thought there was no way there was a town in Wales called "War" because it was about a dozen letters too short to be a welsh word.

sy 'n ddichlyn beth Dybiwn


That's easy for you to say.

/mainly because I don't speak Cymraeg.
 
2013-11-07 03:59:06 AM  
WV has a shiatload of town names with 3 letters: Ada Ash Bim Bud Coe Dan Don Duo Eby Eli Elk Elk Eva Fry Gay Gem Gip Hix Hoy Hur Ira Ivy Jed Job Joy Lee Lex Man May Nye Odd Oka Ona Orr Orr Pax Pie Poe Rig Rio Six Sod Sue Sun Tad Uno Ury Van War
 
2013-11-07 07:40:52 AM  
Hatcher will be re-tried on that charge in 2014.

That's okay, they'll just keep trying. Eventually they'll get a jury that agrees with them.
 
2013-11-07 08:08:42 AM  
Anyone else click on the link guessing War Mayor was a racehorse?
 
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