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(WCSH 8 Portland)   Soon-to-be-ex wife beats soon-to-be-ex husband in election   (wcsh6.com) divider line 30
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2013-11-06 06:30:18 PM
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2013-11-06 06:33:56 PM
images.tvrage.com
 
2013-11-06 06:42:20 PM
They get EVERYTHING.
 
2013-11-06 06:42:33 PM
HEY! IT'S THE LAST TWO PEOPLE ALIVE WHO WON'T CLAW EACH OTHER'S THROAT OUT OVER PARTISAN POLITICS!

LET'S MAKE FUN OF THEM AND THEN GOUGE THEIR EYES WITH FORKS!
 
2013-11-06 06:45:56 PM
That's not fair. How come she can beat her spouse and I can't?
 
2013-11-06 06:46:46 PM

FarkingReading: HEY! IT'S THE LAST TWO PEOPLE ALIVE WHO WON'T CLAW EACH OTHER'S THROAT OUT OVER PARTISAN POLITICS!


images.politico.com
 
2013-11-06 06:46:50 PM
Although their race drew national attention, they say they ran against each other to show the importance of public service and to show that Democrats and Republicans can get along.

I see this seriously backfiring.
 
2013-11-06 06:46:53 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: [images.tvrage.com image 320x241]


Came for this reference.
 
TWX
2013-11-06 06:49:44 PM
Meh. It was around 200 people that voted; such a small district that it was this or a community-theatre showing of Oklahoma!

/besides, if they have a thing for domination/submission, which ever way it manifests, this could feed into it
//more ballots were counted in the local car club officers elections
 
2013-11-06 06:50:25 PM
She didn't just beat him, she emasculated him...127-76

ITS OVER MAN...ITS OVER
 
2013-11-06 06:50:35 PM
Done in 2. Perfect
 
2013-11-06 06:56:28 PM
"That includes distributing ballots and counting them at the end of the day. " Seems like that should be pretty non-partisan...
 
2013-11-06 07:01:08 PM
So their friends like he better than him ?
 
2013-11-06 07:01:54 PM
*her*
 
2013-11-06 07:06:39 PM
Came for the Family Guy reference. Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-11-06 07:12:49 PM
Family Guy, leaving, etc.
 
2013-11-06 07:25:45 PM

RY28: So their friends like he better than him ?


I know you meant "she" not he, but as it reads, one might think "she" is hiding a secret.
 
2013-11-06 07:30:26 PM
I doubt their politics are that much in opposition of each other...

it was kind of win-win.
 
2013-11-06 07:31:24 PM
not hot, so...meh.
 
2013-11-06 07:31:47 PM
In retaliation he should withhold sex from her. That'll teach her.
 
2013-11-06 07:43:23 PM

johnny_vegas: FarkingReading: HEY! IT'S THE LAST TWO PEOPLE ALIVE WHO WON'T CLAW EACH OTHER'S THROAT OUT OVER PARTISAN POLITICS!

[images.politico.com image 605x328]


Hey! That's my commencement! Neat.
 
2013-11-06 08:08:38 PM
Well I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate.
 
2013-11-06 08:15:16 PM

Mike_LowELL: Well I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate.


Go ahead, throw away your vote...
 
2013-11-06 08:17:40 PM

RY28: *her*


I preferred it the first way.

It was sort of, well, pataphysical.

As though "she" has become the dominant one and dropped her "s".

Or something.
 
2013-11-06 08:52:54 PM

kingdd: Came for the Family Guy reference. Leaving satisfied.


He only lost because his slogan was

TOGETHER WE CAN BEAT MY WIFE.
 
2013-11-06 09:18:56 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: kingdd: Came for the Family Guy reference. Leaving satisfied.

He only lost because his slogan was

TOGETHER WE CAN BEAT MY WIFE.


Well done Sir. Well done.
 
2013-11-06 09:45:49 PM
good lord....they vote on the people who count the votes? but..wgo counted THOSE votes?
 
2013-11-06 10:04:34 PM
"The Morning Sentinel reports that Democrat Jennifer Johnson won the Ward 1 warden position over Republican David Johnson on Tuesday by a 127-76 margin."

Was this copy-pasta'ed from another source, font size and all?
 
2013-11-07 01:22:57 AM

Virulency: "That includes distributing ballots and counting them at the end of the day. " Seems like that should be pretty non-partisan...


You guys elect your returning officers? My tiny Westminster-system-loving mind is blown
 
2013-11-07 06:21:56 AM
Change the "in" to "with" and the L to an R in the headline and give the wife a hero tag
 
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