The Stealth Hippopotamus: so he is screwing both of them
UrukHaiGuyz: The Stealth Hippopotamus: so he is screwing both of themThe absolute worst kind of "devil's threesome." It's all billable hours, buddy.
jake_lex: [fandangogroovers.files.wordpress.com image 850x552]Didn't do it, lawyer farked my wife
Pichu0102: So how will this news affect his appeals?
uncleacid: Never make a pretty woman your wife.
doglover: Hang the lawyer and jail the wife for 14 years.
SDRR: James D. Owen, the lawyer, reportedly called the affair a "betrayal of trust" and explained why it took 14 years to reveal his actions to anyone but family members."I felt like I had fallen off a cliff into a deep hole ..."[purplejesus.files.wordpress.com image 373x471]
IRQ12: So he had been sleeping with the woman for 14 years before the trial or it is 14 years after the trial? The case was from 15 years ago?So confused.
OgreMagi: IRQ12: So he had been sleeping with the woman for 14 years before the trial or it is 14 years after the trial? The case was from 15 years ago?So confused.He was boinking her during the trial. The guy is getting a new trial because the lawyer was boinking his wife so much that it distracted him from his duties as a lawyer.Consider this, you want to continue an affair with someone's hot wife. If you do a real good job, he gets released and that will end your regular boinking sessions. If he's convicted, you are free to boink all you want. So maybe you don't quite work as hard at your job as you should.
skinink: How can this attorney be judged by a jury of his peers? There can't be that many scumbag lawyers sleeping with their client's wives out there.
Last Man on Earth: skinink: How can this attorney be judged by a jury of his peers? There can't be that many scumbag lawyers sleeping with their client's wives out there.Oh, it'll end with justice. The ABA takes shiat like this VERY seriously. He'll be getting a resounding ass-beating. He may be able to get his bar card back eventually if he was just incompetent while having a conflict, but if the evidence makes it probable that he pulled a modern-day King David, I don't see any way he won't be gone for good.
fickenchucker: And in this country it's illegal to shot the ex-wife and layer in their piece of shiat faces. Too bad.
The One True TheDavid: Sez the now-ex-wife:"Even though Bob and I are no longer married, I have always known he is innocent, and I am committed to seeing him freed."14 years later she says this? Is she stupid, crazy, or just plain evil?
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