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(Fox News)   Not news: Attorney screws up client's murder trial. Fark: And farks his wife   (foxnews.com) divider line 57
    More: Dumbass, Ohio, Robert Caulley, The Columbus Dispatch, Ohio Supreme Court, murders  
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2013-11-06 05:04:55 PM  

fandangogroovers.files.wordpress.com



Didn't do it, lawyer farked my wife
 
2013-11-06 05:18:10 PM  
Whoops.
 
2013-11-06 05:39:50 PM  
Hang the lawyer and jail the wife for 14 years.
 
2013-11-06 06:05:53 PM  
so he is screwing both of them
 
2013-11-06 06:10:39 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: so he is screwing both of them


The absolute worst kind of "devil's threesome." It's all billable hours, buddy.
 
2013-11-06 06:17:10 PM  

UrukHaiGuyz: The Stealth Hippopotamus: so he is screwing both of them

The absolute worst kind of "devil's threesome." It's all billable hours, buddy.


Ooh wait...ballable hours, heh.
 
2013-11-06 06:18:25 PM  
Judging by the photo in the article the wife was pretty hot. The lawyer is still a scumbag of the first magnitude however.
 
2013-11-06 06:33:23 PM  
pro boner?
 
2013-11-06 06:33:44 PM  
Dick it.  Docket.  I can see how this mix-up could happen.
 
2013-11-06 06:34:24 PM  
For a lawyer, I thought that was pretty smart. What would have been FARK, wou;d be if he got the husband off or acquitted.
 
2013-11-06 06:34:24 PM  
So how will this news affect his appeals?
 
2013-11-06 06:35:46 PM  

jake_lex: [fandangogroovers.files.wordpress.com image 850x552]

Didn't do it, lawyer farked my wife


Either way, you are shanked in the long run.
 
2013-11-06 06:36:24 PM  
Somebody has to pay the bills.
 
2013-11-06 06:37:17 PM  
Sucks that he couldn't get either of them off.
 
2013-11-06 06:38:03 PM  
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
 
2013-11-06 06:38:47 PM  
Weird....mugshot from TFA looks just like Matthew Lillard in his appearance on Criminal Minds, which we watched on rerun last night on ION TV .

Side note, 27 y.o g/f was astonished to learn Lillard is in fact, OLDER than her beat-ass old man of a b/f.

By 2 years!
 
2013-11-06 06:38:47 PM  

Pichu0102: So how will this news affect his appeals?


he has been granted a new trial, so the previous conviction is essentially overturned. If he is found guilty again, and damn double jeopardy, I don't know what his time served or appeals count will look like. Maybe one of the real fark lawyers can step up to answer this?
 
2013-11-06 06:39:27 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Don't worry, I'll take good care of your family
 
2013-11-06 06:46:16 PM  

uncleacid: Never make a pretty woman your wife.


Word.

/not bitter
//nope, not me
///third slashie, oblig
 
2013-11-06 06:58:17 PM  
d13.zedo.com

Nice ad. That is why men want more testosterone.
 
2013-11-06 07:04:04 PM  
So he had been sleeping with the woman for 14 years before the trial or it is 14 years after the trial?  The case was from 15 years ago?

So confused.
 
2013-11-06 07:04:11 PM  
Owen's website has an endorsement by Playboy Magazine that calls him a "renowned criminal defense lawyer."
That seems like Saul Goodman levels of skeeze.
 
2013-11-06 07:07:45 PM  
Man, that poor guy got farked 2 ways. First by the justice system, then by his scumbag lawyer. Nice.

/Thats if he's innocent, if not, he's getting farked 3 ways, and good for him. I hope his ass rots.
 
2013-11-06 07:08:15 PM  
He handled those legal briefs alright.
 
2013-11-06 07:12:53 PM  

doglover: Hang the lawyer and jail the wife for 14 years.


I'd have gone with "Jail the lawyer and wife, separately, for 14 years", but, yeah, I agree with the general sentiment.
 
2013-11-06 07:15:58 PM  
Sounds like this Lawyer would make a fine politician.
 
2013-11-06 07:16:48 PM  
James D. Owen, the lawyer, reportedly called the affair a "betrayal of trust" and explained why it took 14 years to reveal his actions to anyone but family members.

"I felt like I had fallen off a cliff into a deep hole ..."


purplejesus.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-06 07:20:47 PM  
GIS  on "Celeste Caulley" brought up this:

images.travelpod.com
 
2013-11-06 07:22:25 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-11-06 07:25:04 PM  

SDRR: James D. Owen, the lawyer, reportedly called the affair a "betrayal of trust" and explained why it took 14 years to reveal his actions to anyone but family members.

"I felt like I had fallen off a cliff into a deep hole ..."

[purplejesus.files.wordpress.com image 373x471]


Jail his family members if they didn't talk, too. A lawyer farking a client's wife while trying to defend said client for murder? That's a secret you don't want people sitting on in an operational society.
 
2013-11-06 07:26:17 PM  

IRQ12: So he had been sleeping with the woman for 14 years before the trial or it is 14 years after the trial?  The case was from 15 years ago?

So confused.


He was boinking her during the trial.  The guy is getting a new trial because the lawyer was boinking his wife so much that it distracted him from his duties as a lawyer.

Consider this, you want to continue an affair with someone's hot wife.  If you do a real good job, he gets released and that will end your regular boinking sessions.  If he's convicted, you are free to boink all you want.  So maybe you don't quite work as hard at your job as you should.
 
2013-11-06 07:29:41 PM  
How can this attorney be judged by a jury of his peers? There can't be that many scumbag lawyers sleeping with their client's wives out there.
 
2013-11-06 07:29:59 PM  

OgreMagi: IRQ12: So he had been sleeping with the woman for 14 years before the trial or it is 14 years after the trial?  The case was from 15 years ago?

So confused.

He was boinking her during the trial.  The guy is getting a new trial because the lawyer was boinking his wife so much that it distracted him from his duties as a lawyer.

Consider this, you want to continue an affair with someone's hot wife.  If you do a real good job, he gets released and that will end your regular boinking sessions.  If he's convicted, you are free to boink all you want.  So maybe you don't quite work as hard at your job as you should.


My thought exactly. Get hubby out of the way...
 
2013-11-06 07:30:42 PM  

skinink: How can this attorney be judged by a jury of his peers? There can't be that many scumbag lawyers sleeping with their client's wives out there.


"Scumbag lawyers" is redundant...
 
2013-11-06 07:34:11 PM  

skinink: How can this attorney be judged by a jury of his peers? There can't be that many scumbag lawyers sleeping with their client's wives out there.


Ha! I'd love to see deliberation with a jury full of lawyers.
 
2013-11-06 07:34:58 PM  
He's serving hard time because his lawyer served his wife some hard time.
 
2013-11-06 07:49:15 PM  
The psychologist who did my and my ex wife's mediation was boinking her.  Nice...And it cost me $150 per hour...
 
2013-11-06 07:52:44 PM  
And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is why lawyers are classified as sewer pipe scum.
 
2013-11-06 07:59:03 PM  
In California, an attorney can have sex with his client's wife only if the client signs a conflict waiver and the attorney advises the wife in writing of her right to have sex with an independent attorney.
 
2013-11-06 08:01:08 PM  
He was triple farked - the guy was a Public Pretender too, so that was pretty much an auto-guilty right there.
 
2013-11-06 08:03:04 PM  

skinink: How can this attorney be judged by a jury of his peers? There can't be that many scumbag lawyers sleeping with their client's wives out there.


Oh, it'll end with justice.  The ABA takes shiat like this VERY seriously.  He'll be getting a resounding ass-beating.  He may be able to get his bar card back eventually if he was just incompetent while having a conflict, but if the evidence makes it probable that he pulled a modern-day King David, I don't see any way he won't be gone for good.
 
2013-11-06 08:06:44 PM  

Last Man on Earth: skinink: How can this attorney be judged by a jury of his peers? There can't be that many scumbag lawyers sleeping with their client's wives out there.

Oh, it'll end with justice.  The ABA takes shiat like this VERY seriously.  He'll be getting a resounding ass-beating.  He may be able to get his bar card back eventually if he was just incompetent while having a conflict, but if the evidence makes it probable that he pulled a modern-day King David, I don't see any way he won't be gone for good.


B-b-b-but he's a SuperLawyerTM :http://www.superlawyers.com/ohio/lawyer/James-D-Owen/1ea2405b-331b-4 7b c-8d63-841ecd12e074.html

/protip: don't let online professional rankings substitute for a good referral
 
2013-11-06 08:56:12 PM  

kbronsito:


Came for this.
Wish I were clever enough to think of a new meme... but this one is so comforting - a touchstone in this mad world.
 
2013-11-06 09:00:03 PM  
And in this country it's illegal to shot the ex-wife and layer in their piece of shiat faces.  Too bad.
 
2013-11-06 09:21:10 PM  

fickenchucker: And in this country it's illegal to shot the ex-wife and layer in their piece of shiat faces.  Too bad.



shoot
lawyer
/Don't judge me
 
2013-11-06 09:48:25 PM  
Sez the now-ex-wife:

"Even though Bob and I are no longer married, I have always known he is innocent, and I am committed to seeing him freed."

14 years later she says this? Is she stupid, crazy, or just plain evil?
 
TWX
2013-11-06 11:00:23 PM  

The One True TheDavid: Sez the now-ex-wife:

"Even though Bob and I are no longer married, I have always known he is innocent, and I am committed to seeing him freed."

14 years later she says this? Is she stupid, crazy, or just plain evil?


Given that she cheated on him, pick any two.

/no sympathy for unfaithful people that don't break off the original relationship reasonably quickly
//never been through it firsthand, but have seen too many friends miserable because of such
 
2013-11-06 11:14:38 PM  

skinink: How can this attorney be judged by a jury of his peers? There can't be that many scumbag lawyers sleeping with their client's wives out there.


There are plenty of politicians in Ohio- same difference maybe?
 
2013-11-07 12:06:50 AM  
/subby
//lawyer
///really getting a kick...
 
2013-11-07 01:42:13 AM  
With the lawyer named Owen, this is sounding like an episode of Drop Dead Diva.
 
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