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(The Atlantic)   The 33 whitest jobs in America   (theatlantic.com) divider line 33
    More: Interesting, Ta-Nehisi Coates, Chicago's South Side, Bureau of Labor Statistics  
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2013-11-06 05:10:58 PM
8 votes:

timujin: Huh, my vet was a Sikh.


No, your cat was sick.
2013-11-06 04:36:21 PM
6 votes:
Wonder Bread-maker
Martha Stewart Fan Club President
Yoga Instructor
Vintage Thrift-Store Worker
Gluten Allergy Expert
Professor of Black History
2013-11-06 05:02:30 PM
5 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: Wonder Bread-maker
Martha Stewart Fan Club President
Yoga Instructor
Vintage Thrift-Store Worker
Gluten Allergy Expert
Professor of Black History


Professional athlete's wife?
2013-11-06 05:36:23 PM
4 votes:
Married, housewife with kids by her current husband should be on the list.
2013-11-06 05:14:35 PM
4 votes:

8 inches: President of the United States?


Actually, 100% of the Presidents of the United States are currently black. The only job with a higher percentage of blacks than that is NFL cornerbacks.
2013-11-06 05:13:49 PM
4 votes:

8 inches: President of the United States?


That's only half true
2013-11-06 06:57:40 PM
3 votes:
In my IT department (server/network infrastructure), I'm one of the few white guys. The server team is 90% black, the network team is about an even mix of black and hispanic and our Director is American Indi-BWAAAHAAA!! Aw man, I can't do it. Yeah, we're all white.
2013-11-06 05:53:42 PM
3 votes:

8 inches: President of the United States?


I think that one's covered under "Masons".
2013-11-06 05:25:07 PM
3 votes:
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
trailer park supervisor.
2013-11-06 03:25:23 PM
3 votes:
President of the United States?
2013-11-06 09:41:45 PM
2 votes:

Back Alley Proctologist: #1: Da Man


crow202.org

(Thing is, in my experience, "keeping her down" means "providing her with food, water, shelter, and vet visits". I haven't been able to exploit her for money, for obvious reasons.)
2013-11-06 06:53:20 PM
2 votes:

AngryDragon: FTA:"Whites account for about 81 percent of the workforce. But there are 33 occupations ... where whites officially account for  nine in ten of all workers

Nine percent?  Including such cherry jobs as Misc. agricultural workers or other installation/repair?

THE HORROR!


I'm guessing your occupation is not mathematician.
2013-11-06 06:40:38 PM
2 votes:
Husband?
2013-11-06 06:10:37 PM
2 votes:
Flour bagger?
Icing sugar taster?
Baking soda inspector?
Cocaine cutter?
Horse semen extractor?
2013-11-06 05:53:48 PM
2 votes:

Nexzus: Just thinking about the 70 person IT department here at a regional government, Western Canada. . . . The vast majority of the rest of the company, at least here at head-office (800 people), is white, genders represented equally though. Maybe 20% are visible minorities. There's 2 black guys here at HO.


Dude, it's Canada. If a black person so much as crosses the border, Canadians melt them down and turn them into hockey pucks.
2013-11-06 05:27:22 PM
2 votes:
Placekicker
2013-11-06 05:20:22 PM
2 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: <strong><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/8006659/87473467#c87473467" target="_blank">ecmoRandomNumbers</a>:</strong> <em>Wonder Bread-maker
Martha Stewart Fan Club President
Yoga Instructor
Vintage Thrift-Store Worker
Gluten Allergy Expert
Professor of Black History</em>

Professional athlete's wife?


Hockey
Nascar
2013-11-06 03:03:32 PM
2 votes:
I see "Baseball Museum Collections Manager" and "Historical Wargaming Editor" are conspicuously absent.
2013-11-07 09:55:07 AM
1 votes:

Pangea: Slam1263: How does an ethnicity that only comprises 72% of the population, account for 81% of the total work force?

That statistic pisses me off too. Although I'm sure it's MY fault because my people are The Man, always trying to hold the minorities down.

Some guy was poor-mouthing me yesterday, looking for a few bucks because he can't work any job while trying to get his disability. The Man was once again keeping him down, because he only got 6 months of unemployment.

I'm seeing increasing numbers of people who treat the pursuit of disability payments like a lottery. Most of them drive nicer cars than mine, have nicer clothes than me, and high-tech gadgets that put mine to shame.

At least any entitlement money they're awarded will go immediately back into the economy, unlike the way I stack my income into long-term investments.


That's racist...somehow.
2013-11-06 09:00:43 PM
1 votes:
#1: Da Man
2013-11-06 08:01:45 PM
1 votes:

haemaker: Shirley Ujest: There are black engineers?

Depends on the railroad...


Underground?
2013-11-06 07:51:57 PM
1 votes:
I didn't realize Farmers was so "white" in the scale....

Don't all black people pick cotton... does that not count as farming?

haha!

/Just sayin...
2013-11-06 07:09:13 PM
1 votes:

usernameguy: AngryDragon: FTA:"Whites account for about 81 percent of the workforce. But there are 33 occupations ... where whites officially account for  nine in ten of all workers

Nine percent?  Including such cherry jobs as Misc. agricultural workers or other installation/repair?

THE HORROR!

I'm guessing your occupation is not mathematician.


That's racist.
2013-11-06 06:34:10 PM
1 votes:
My dog's vet is indian. I should get a scooby snack
2013-11-06 06:08:33 PM
1 votes:

Vector R: Cheesemaker?


Blessed are the cheesemakers
2013-11-06 05:51:55 PM
1 votes:
FTA:"Whites account for about 81 percent of the workforce. But there are 33 occupations ... where whites officially account for  nine in ten of all workers

Nine percent?  Including such cherry jobs as Misc. agricultural workers or other installation/repair?

THE HORROR!
2013-11-06 05:49:40 PM
1 votes:
Speech pathologist?

Got ebonics?
2013-11-06 05:37:30 PM
1 votes:
My dog's vet is black.  Interesting.
2013-11-06 05:35:52 PM
1 votes:
Tiger Woods mistresseseseseseseseseseseseses?
2013-11-06 05:18:45 PM
1 votes:
Fox News on-air talent?
Country music singers?
2013-11-06 05:18:20 PM
1 votes:
Hmm hardly any jobs that involve physical labor or working outdoors. One could look at this list and conclude that white people are lazy and afraid of hard work...
2013-11-06 05:15:55 PM
1 votes:
KKK Grand Dragon?
2013-11-06 05:08:11 PM
1 votes:
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
 
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