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(Omaha World Herald)   Don't you hate it when the pregnant teenager you're letting stay at your home turns out to be an adult male?   (omaha.com) divider line 41
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2013-11-06 03:36:49 PM
Now that's scary weird.  What a freak!
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-11-06 04:36:55 PM
Dick said the man also told the police that earlier in the year, he was asked if a pregnant friend of his daughter could stay at his home because he was often not home as a long-distance truck driver.

I wonder if dad slept with "her."
 
2013-11-06 05:23:56 PM
It's fitting that this happened in Nebraska.  It's like the antiparticle of Boys Don't Cry
 
2013-11-06 05:24:12 PM
Nah, I live for that shiat
 
2013-11-06 05:25:59 PM
This thread is useless without pictures. I wanna see if he was a passer.
 
2013-11-06 05:26:57 PM
It's a trap!
 
2013-11-06 05:27:22 PM
He should have given her the "Sheila test" first.
 
2013-11-06 05:30:48 PM
No picture?!?!?!
 
2013-11-06 05:31:58 PM
You should have seen the other men around the neighborhood when I told them the girl that had been babysitting the local kids was a transgendered male.  They all started spitting their beers out, and chewing half a pack of gum all at once.  Crazy-weird.
 
2013-11-06 05:33:45 PM
He's never been on probation as an adult and has never been convicted of a violent crime. He was taking classes to be a drug and alcohol counselor - and upon release from jail he plans to look for a job. He admits he has a drug problem and needs help.

Good luck getting that job as a drug counselor
 
2013-11-06 05:35:26 PM
FTFA:  "According to York County Attorney Candace Dick..."

Suppose anyone ever calls her Candi?
 
2013-11-06 05:40:32 PM
brother, you don't know the half of it!
 
2013-11-06 05:42:48 PM

"He also signed the owner's name to the check, but then he provided his own driver's license as identification."



www.iowascribe.com

 
2013-11-06 05:43:24 PM
Girl teenager who's a man ... scratch that .... PREGNANT teenager...
Stealing checks to buy stereo equipment at Wal-Mart

Candace Dick

My internet just axsploded
 
2013-11-06 05:45:01 PM
We HAVE to find a picture of this dude, A S A P !!!
 
2013-11-06 05:49:43 PM

Matthew Keene: We HAVE to find a picture of this dude, A S A P !!!


Just found it from DOC/Nebraska

dcs-inmatesearch.ne.gov
 
2013-11-06 05:55:17 PM

Matthew Keene: Matthew Keene: We HAVE to find a picture of this dude, A S A P !!!

Just found it from DOC/Nebraska

[dcs-inmatesearch.ne.gov image 150x200]


It's the hormones! All women start balding when they get pregnant!
 
2013-11-06 05:55:29 PM

Matthew Keene: Matthew Keene: We HAVE to find a picture of this dude, A S A P !!!

Just found it from DOC/Nebraska


O_o
 
2013-11-06 06:01:37 PM

Matthew Keene: Matthew Keene: We HAVE to find a picture of this dude, A S A P !!!

Just found it from DOC/Nebraska

[dcs-inmatesearch.ne.gov image 150x200]


Oh, and...........

www.pridelands.org
 
2013-11-06 06:04:12 PM
That dude looks pretty dudish, and the premature balding doesn't help his ruse much.
 
2013-11-06 06:06:48 PM

Matthew Keene: Matthew Keene: We HAVE to find a picture of this dude, A S A P !!!

Just found it from DOC/Nebraska

[dcs-inmatesearch.ne.gov image 150x200]


You got  pretty mouth, boy ...

images.sodahead.com
 
2013-11-06 06:07:52 PM

Witness99: That dude looks pretty dudish, and the premature balding doesn't help his ruse much.


ruse? RING RING its the 1930's can we have our words, clothes and shiatty airplane back?
 
2013-11-06 06:10:05 PM

Matthew Keene: Matthew Keene: We HAVE to find a picture of this dude, A S A P !!!

Just found it from DOC/Nebraska

[dcs-inmatesearch.ne.gov image 150x200]


The balding is what clued old man in to what was up.
 
2013-11-06 06:11:40 PM

upload.wikimedia.org


WTF is this?

 
2013-11-06 06:15:27 PM
looks like farking juliet lewis
 
2013-11-06 06:15:44 PM

Matthew Keene: Matthew Keene: We HAVE to find a picture of this dude, A S A P !!!

Just found it from DOC/Nebraska

[dcs-inmatesearch.ne.gov image 150x200]


d1eqzny9p33kbn.cloudfront.net
 
2013-11-06 06:17:02 PM
I can see an upside to discovering that the pregnant teenager living in your home is a 20 year-old man.

a) You might find it a relief that you don't get sued for child support.
b) With a face like that you really don't want the biatch reproducing.
c) Daddy might anal!
 
2013-11-06 06:26:24 PM
Trailer Court Skank Mobile Living Space people problems.
 
2013-11-06 06:27:36 PM

farbekrieg: Witness99: That dude looks pretty dudish, and the premature balding doesn't help his ruse much.

ruse? RING RING its the 1930's can we have our words, clothes and shiatty airplane back?


Sure doll face, but I'm keeping the mint julep. You a scat singer or a G-man. Bet your a G-man. This five spot says you're a corrupt one, too...making whoopee with that moll of yours.
 
2013-11-06 06:52:08 PM
Some fetishes are stranger than others. Rule 34 tells me there exists some porn site with the theme of balding adult males who really want to be pregnant teenage girls, but I'm certainly not inclined to find it.
 
2013-11-06 07:09:09 PM
So...I'M NOT THE FATHER!
 
2013-11-06 08:11:54 PM
A word to the wise: the truck stop in York has a helluva good buffet

seriously

eat them up, yum
 
2013-11-06 08:31:32 PM
No need for the modified wooden toilet roller. So there's that, which is nice.
 
2013-11-06 09:15:18 PM
yeah that's the worst
 
2013-11-06 09:18:16 PM
Next, on Real Life or an article from The Onion.
 
2013-11-06 09:26:03 PM
Meth.
...(skims to bottom of article)...
Yup, meth.
 
2013-11-06 09:58:38 PM
No one is named Candy Dick.  It's not possible for a joke that shallow to go unpunished.
 
2013-11-06 10:20:09 PM
Don't you hate it when the pregnant teenager you're letting stay at your home turns out to be an adult male?

Was he pregnant, though?
 
2013-11-07 12:30:46 AM
Man, if I had a nickel for every time THAT'S happened to me.
 
2013-11-07 05:31:00 AM
Well, his forehead does look pregnant.
 
2013-11-07 01:12:55 PM

Omahawg: A word to the wise: the truck stop in York has a helluva good buffet

seriously

eat them up, yum


Apparently the lot lizards aren't anything to bring home though.
 
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