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(Gawker)   39 Breathtaking Photos of North America's Most Photogenic Mayor   (gawker.com) divider line 179
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2013-11-06 02:50:04 PM
We've found our new Goldfinger!
 
2013-11-06 02:51:07 PM
l.wigflip.com
 
2013-11-06 02:53:41 PM
img.gawkerassets.com

"Dude, I'm so f*cking ripped right now."
 
2013-11-06 02:54:02 PM
Amazing.
 
2013-11-06 02:56:18 PM
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So - do we smoke this or grind it up & snort it or what? Can I try on that hat?
 
2013-11-06 02:58:01 PM
Is the Hamburglar his other dealer?
 
2013-11-06 02:58:40 PM
l.wigflip.com
 
2013-11-06 02:59:02 PM
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This is a "haunted" house - not a "crack" one? BWAHAHAHA - BOY, IS MY FACE RED - BWAHAHAHAHA!
 
2013-11-06 03:00:19 PM
Alas, poor Yorick!!

s21.postimg.org
 
2013-11-06 03:01:42 PM
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`What has two thumbs & doesn't give a f**k about personal responsibility?'

`Dad! Not at my graduation! You promised!'
 
2013-11-06 03:03:59 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-06 03:05:53 PM

johnsoninca: Is the Hamburglar his other dealer?


i.imgur.com

"Robble, robble"
 
2013-11-06 03:08:08 PM
l.wigflip.com

Honestly, I predict great things for this thread.
 
2013-11-06 03:16:10 PM
pixel.nymag.com

Even as a young guy his winning personality shines through on his photos, doesn't it?
 
2013-11-06 03:24:19 PM
He looks like he should live in a VAN! DOWN! BY! THE RIVER!!
 
2013-11-06 03:28:16 PM
Not a bookmark.

/don't disappoint me
 
2013-11-06 03:28:54 PM
He looks like he'd be fun at parties.
 
2013-11-06 03:31:47 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-06 03:33:15 PM

xanadian: He looks like he'd be fun at parties.


s3.amazonaws.com

He is a crack party animal.
 
2013-11-06 03:43:35 PM
You know, you shouldn't be too critical of the Right Honorable Robert Ford.

(you might get disappeared).
 
2013-11-06 03:45:29 PM

swaniefrmreddeer: xanadian: He looks like he'd be fun at parties.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 850x476]

He is a crack party animal.


Is it just me or does the guy on the left have a gigantic middle finger?
 
2013-11-06 03:48:56 PM
miss diminutive:
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He is a crack party animal.

Is it just me or does the guy on the left have a gigantic middle finger?


Big hands, black, makes me feel a little inadequate.
 
2013-11-06 03:51:22 PM

swaniefrmreddeer: miss diminutive:
[s3.amazonaws.com image 850x476]

He is a crack party animal.

Is it just me or does the guy on the left have a gigantic middle finger?

Big hands, black, makes me feel a little inadequate.


Because he wears big mittens?

Some women prefer average sized mittens. Sometimes our closets or vestibules can't accommodate large mittens.
 
wee [TotalFark]
2013-11-06 04:05:23 PM
Apparently they don't make shirts with a 36 inch neck.
 
2013-11-06 04:30:28 PM
He's a Dursley.
 
2013-11-06 04:32:02 PM
He punched that owl, didn't he?
 
2013-11-06 04:32:29 PM
Somewhere, a planet is missing a Harkonnen.
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2013-11-06 04:32:38 PM
www.howimetyourmotherfr.com
 
2013-11-06 04:32:45 PM
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C'mon Hazel, let me show you my gravy train.
 
2013-11-06 04:33:16 PM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-11-06 04:33:26 PM
Those didn't disappoint. So this guy is essentially Artie Lange but Mayor?
 
2013-11-06 04:34:25 PM
img.fark.net

...Uh oh...That wasn't a fart.
 
2013-11-06 04:34:27 PM
Hehe as soon as I saw the Gawker tag I knew it was going to be Rob Ford.
 
2013-11-06 04:34:48 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-06 04:34:59 PM

miss diminutive: swaniefrmreddeer: miss diminutive:
[s3.amazonaws.com image 850x476]

He is a crack party animal.

Is it just me or does the guy on the left have a gigantic middle finger?

Big hands, black, makes me feel a little inadequate.

Because he wears big mittens?

Some women prefer average sized mittens. Sometimes our closets or vestibules can't accommodate large mittens.


That's... a nice way to make some of these guys feel better.
May not be good in bed, but we're gentle.
 
2013-11-06 04:35:33 PM
So he is exactly Chris Farley?

Yeah... yeah he is.
 
2013-11-06 04:35:39 PM
To a man shaped like a tureen, every problem resembles gravy.
 
2013-11-06 04:35:59 PM
Aren't crackheads usually..... smaller?
 
2013-11-06 04:36:22 PM
It makes me want to vomit thinking about the fact he has reproduced.
 
2013-11-06 04:36:36 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: [i1.ytimg.com image 850x478]


that took long enough.
 
2013-11-06 04:37:01 PM
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Your tits sure aren't where they used to be!
 
2013-11-06 04:37:15 PM
he needs clown shoes
 
2013-11-06 04:39:48 PM

QueenMamaBee: Aren't crackheads usually..... smaller?


Yup, but ingestion of 33 dozen Tim Horton's doughnuts, 16 Big Macs, all washed down with 4 large poutines per day equalize the equation.
 
2013-11-06 04:39:51 PM

QueenMamaBee: Aren't crackheads usually..... smaller?


It is like the Jim Gaffigan skit...
"He's that fattest crack head I have ever seen..."
 
2013-11-06 04:39:53 PM
Clark: Why should I believe you now?
Sams (sobbing): 'Cause I changed my ways.
Clark: I don't believe you, Sams. I don't think you've changed a thing. Go on, jump!
[Clark shoves Sams to the edge of the rooftop.]
Sams (still sobbing uncontrollably): No, I don't wanna jump.
Clark: Yes, you do! You smoke crack, don't ya?! [Sams lowers his head in shame.] YOU SMOKE CRACK, DON'T YA?! [Sams looks up, mouths 'Yes' and lowers his head again.] LOOK AT ME, BOY! [Clark lifts the boy's chin and makes eye contact with his teary eyes.] Don't you smoke crack?!
Sams: Ye-ye-ye-yessir.
Clark: You know what that does to you? [Sams has no response] Huh?!
Sams: No, sir.
Clark: It kills your brain cells, son, it kills your brain cells! [Clark taps Sams' backwards-hat wearing head.] Now, when you're destroying your brain cells, you're doing the same thing as killing yourself, you're just doing it slower. Now, I say, if you want to kill yourself, don't fark around with it! Go on and do it expeditiously! NOW, GO ON AND JUMP! JUMP!


/My favorite crack moment....
 
2013-11-06 04:41:17 PM

oldfarthenry: [img.gawkerassets.com image 640x426]
This is a "haunted" house - not a "crack" one? BWAHAHAHA - BOY, IS MY FACE RED - BWAHAHAHAHA!


Anubis?
 
GBB
2013-11-06 04:41:31 PM
phaseolus:
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Even as a young guy his winning personality shines through on his photos, doesn't it?

Reminds me of:
images.wikia.com
 
2013-11-06 04:41:43 PM
I have no idea what his policies are or anything, but for some reason I just love this guy.
 
2013-11-06 04:42:05 PM
So is this guy some kind of economic miracle worker that keeps him reelected or what?
 
2013-11-06 04:42:34 PM
The only thing I can say about this story that is obviously true, is that there must not be very much for the Mayor of Toronto to do. If this guy has so much time for partying like a madman, that is...
 
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