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(Mirror.co.uk)   Titanic exhibit closed due to water damage. This is not a repeat from 1912   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 25
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2013-11-06 12:40:57 PM
Y'know, even if that's the real reason the exhibit's closed, if I were the curator, I'd just make something up, just to avoid the jokes.
 
2013-11-06 12:48:39 PM
This leaves me with a sinking feeling.

/yeah, it was bad
 
2013-11-06 03:31:06 PM
FTA:  It is not known how long the exhibition - thought to have been staged in Las Vegas - stayed shut
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Either it's the one at the Lxuor or it isn't.   Or it's in Belfast.  Or Fleetwood, England.  As the closure isn't mentioned at all on the exhibit owner's website, we really apparently don't know where the fark it is, because there are at least six of them run by the exhibitors not including the aforementioned Belfast & Fleetwood ones, or any of the other dozen or so you can find online.

Either way, it fits right in here.
 
2013-11-06 03:40:58 PM
*starts playing the violin*
 
2013-11-06 03:57:07 PM
I'm on the top of the...blu...blub...blubble...blub...
 
2013-11-06 03:58:23 PM
I don't think it was mainly the water that did the damage.  Ok, frozen water...but still.
 
2013-11-06 04:05:08 PM

blatz514: I don't think it was mainly the water that did the damage.  Ok, frozen water...but still.


It was mostly gravity.
 
2013-11-06 04:06:09 PM

xanadian


*starts playing the violin*


*starts rearranging the deck chairs*
 
2013-11-06 04:10:04 PM
That's what they get for calling it uncloseable.
 
2013-11-06 04:11:14 PM

Nogrhi: This leaves me with a sinking feeling.

/yeah, it was bad


//and plagiarized straight from the article
 
2013-11-06 04:11:29 PM
They are using Celine Dion to keep people away from the exhibit.
 
2013-11-06 04:11:57 PM
Maybe the ghosts are taking a page from Captain Blake's book on how to get your stuff back from the living.
 
2013-11-06 04:14:35 PM
In before it's been pointed out that the Ironic tag is misused. Sun damage would be ironic, yes? Water damage quite appropriate?

/Don't really care, still funny, subby
 
2013-11-06 04:16:26 PM
Dry me like one of your French girls.
 
2013-11-06 04:19:25 PM

9Speed: Nogrhi: This leaves me with a sinking feeling.

/yeah, it was bad

//and plagiarized straight from the article


static.guim.co.uk

It's too bad the author of the article had such Forsyth.
 
2013-11-06 04:26:06 PM

9Speed: Nogrhi: This leaves me with a sinking feeling.

/yeah, it was bad

//and plagiarized straight from the article


I don't feel bad about that one...  I can't read.
 
2013-11-06 04:47:59 PM

FriarReb98: FTA:  It is not known how long the exhibition - thought to have been staged in Las Vegas - stayed shut
.
Either it's the one at the Lxuor or it isn't.   Or it's in Belfast.  Or Fleetwood, England.  As the closure isn't mentioned at all on the exhibit owner's website, we really apparently don't know where the fark it is, because there are at least six of them run by the exhibitors not including the aforementioned Belfast & Fleetwood ones, or any of the other dozen or so you can find online.

Either way, it fits right in here.


Came to snark about this myself.

Journalism? How the fark does it work? It's not like you can pick up a phone, call the press officer, and oh, I don't know... ASK?

It's not like they'll be slavering at the thought of some free publicity.

It's not like that at all.

Just type whatever shiat falls into your head about the thing your friend shared with you on Facebook before anybody else does, Mr. "Journalist", and post it now. With the right clickbaiting headline, It'll get you ad views, even if in the article itself you just rub your cock on the keyboard until you accidentally press the enter key.
 
2013-11-06 04:56:00 PM
What part of the titanic, it's crew, passengers, inventory, etc. wasn't water damaged?
 
2013-11-06 05:02:38 PM

ReverendJynxed: What part of the titanic, it's crew, passengers, inventory, etc. wasn't water damaged?


the five spare bolts they left in Liverpool.
 
2013-11-06 05:03:08 PM

ReverendJynxed: What part of the titanic, it's crew, passengers, inventory, etc. wasn't water damaged?


The bits that were designed to go in the water? You know, lifeboats and such?

/jus' sayin'
 
2013-11-06 05:06:02 PM

Kit Fister: ReverendJynxed: What part of the titanic, it's crew, passengers, inventory, etc. wasn't water damaged?

the five spare bolts they left in Liverpool.


I think the pier the Titanic was supposed to arrive at is still there too in NYC. Unless they finally demolished it.
 
2013-11-06 05:15:46 PM

Weatherkiss: Kit Fister: ReverendJynxed: What part of the titanic, it's crew, passengers, inventory, etc. wasn't water damaged?

the five spare bolts they left in Liverpool.

I think the pier the Titanic was supposed to arrive at is still there too in NYC. Unless they finally demolished it.


It was water-damaged during Sandy.
 
2013-11-06 06:51:28 PM

gweilo8888: ReverendJynxed: What part of the titanic, it's crew, passengers, inventory, etc. wasn't water damaged?

The bits that were designed to go in the water? You know, lifeboats and such?

/jus' sayin'


So you're saying boats that are designed to go into the water do not get water damaged? The boat at the bottom might take issue with that along with every plank of wood, rope, oar, etc. on those life-boats touched by brine.

/jus' sayin'
 
2013-11-06 08:30:23 PM

Kit Fister: Weatherkiss: Kit Fister: ReverendJynxed: What part of the titanic, it's crew, passengers, inventory, etc. wasn't water damaged?

the five spare bolts they left in Liverpool.

I think the pier the Titanic was supposed to arrive at is still there too in NYC. Unless they finally demolished it.

It was water-damaged during Sandy.


Damn.
 
2013-11-06 08:42:46 PM

ReverendJynxed: So you're saying boats that are designed to go into the water do not get water damaged? The boat at the bottom might take issue with that along with every plank of wood, rope, oar, etc. on those life-boats touched by brine.

/jus' sayin'


I'm saying that there are all sorts of things that weren't water damaged. Numerous life boats were among them.
 
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