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(WESH Orlando)   Carjacker in bad neighborhood leaves victim with a boxcutter: 'Take care of yourself'   (wesh.com) divider line 19
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2013-11-06 01:14:57 PM
Submitter, you're a coward. Great accomplishments have been made with boxcutters and a little effort.

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2013-11-06 01:18:57 PM
Fingerprints on boxcutter?
 
2013-11-06 01:19:43 PM

hardinparamedic: Submitter, you're a coward. Great accomplishments have been made with boxcutters and a little effort.

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How edgy.

The description of the bad guys in the article is one of the most useful I've ever read.  Seriously.  They should be caught soon.
 
2013-11-06 01:20:04 PM
csb

I used a box cutter to carve our pumpkin this year. Very first incision, sliced my thumb open. Must have lost of a quart of blood. My dreams of being a hand model are shattered. Those things are more dangerous than assault rifles and light sabers combined and should be banned.

/csb
 
2013-11-06 01:20:20 PM
It's like 10,000 spoons, when all you need is a box cutter.
 
2013-11-06 01:22:17 PM
Orlando is like Detroit without the beautiful scenery.
 
2013-11-06 01:25:20 PM

macadamnut: Orlando is like Detroit without the beautiful scenery.


Huh? The Magic Kingdom is a beautiful neighborhood. They have parades like EVERYDAY. What other city does that?


/What? There's more to Orlando?
 
2013-11-06 01:26:22 PM
'Take care of yourself'

'You always were an asshole, Gorman'
 
2013-11-06 01:32:05 PM

ronnie spleen: 'Take care of yourself'

'You always were an asshole, Gorman'


I watched the edited TV version just the other day and that line was cut out. Wtf?
 
2013-11-06 01:32:24 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: macadamnut: Orlando is like Detroit without the beautiful scenery.

Huh? The Magic Kingdom is a beautiful neighborhood. They have parades like EVERYDAY. What other city does that?


/What? There's more to Orlando?


Well there's Universal Studios, Sea World and a few really nice neighborhoods. Disney's Celebration neighborhood  is a little too nice. It has a creepy Stepford Wives vibe to it. Then there's Church Street Station (a lot of cool bars and clubs) but I don't even know of that's still around.I guess I've never been to the really bad areas.
 
2013-11-06 01:32:44 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: macadamnut: Orlando is like Detroit without the beautiful scenery.

Huh? The Magic Kingdom is a beautiful neighborhood. They have parades like EVERYDAY. What other city does that?


/What? There's more to Orlando?



Bah! The Magic Kingdom died the day those bastards closed Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.
 
2013-11-06 01:37:58 PM
obviously Zelda fans
 
2013-11-06 01:49:46 PM

macadamnut: Bah! The Magic Kingdom died the day those bastards closed Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.


I know, right? I guess some people's PC sensibilities were offended by a ride where you drive around like Lindsey Lohan on a bender, get hit by a train and wind up in Hell. I loved it as a kid.
 
2013-11-06 02:18:03 PM

hardinparamedic: Submitter, you're a coward. Great accomplishments have been made with boxcutters and a little effort.

[www.veteranstoday.com image 300x300]


Wow.  Done in one.  I wouldn't have been quite so graphic about it, but you made the point alright.
 
2013-11-06 02:23:04 PM
Kind of reminds of a home invasion that took place last year.  The story I got was the guys broke in with homeowner present and his puppy.  The dog barked at them the whole time, and as the guys left, one of them told the homeowner to get a bigger dog.
 
2013-11-06 02:35:05 PM
Right now we need to get both of my cars out of this  bad area, allright?

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2013-11-06 02:38:09 PM

durbnpoisn: Wow.  Done in one.  I wouldn't have been quite so graphic about it, but you made the point alright.


Well, 9 guys with Boxcutters did end up racking up a total body count of about 1.5 million.
 
2013-11-06 04:03:06 PM

Mister Pleco: Right now we need to get both of my cars out of this  bad area, allright?

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She should have told them to look in the trunk.
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2013-11-06 06:31:31 PM
What in the hell was with the slideshow at the bottom? It was a list of Florida's counties arranged from least- to most-violent (presumably based on violent crime statistics). The whole thing was just "#x, [county name]". That was IT. It could have been a simple text-based list. I can't even imagine there was click-whoring taking place, since the page didn't refresh.
 
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