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(STV.tv)   Naked postal worker exposes his package while mowing lawn. Passing motorists unimpressed by delivery   (news.stv.tv) divider line 8
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2013-11-06 01:00:40 PM


2013-11-06 01:08:33 PM
Check out my sack.
2013-11-06 01:10:50 PM
Neither rain, nor sleet, nor chronic jock itch shall stay this courier ...
2013-11-06 01:18:57 PM
What is it with kinky mail men?

Creepy Story Bro

When I was little we had a friendly mail man, relatively young. He'd let us walk with him down the block and chit chat. He had a long braid at the nape of his neck which at the time was pretty popular I guess. One day I noticed it was gone and I asked what happened to it. He told me his girlfriend didn't like it so she cut it off. Being all of 7 or 8 years old I was shocked and appalled at the idea that she'd do such a thing and wanted to know more.

Me: were you mad?
Him: yeah. I spanked her.
Me: :( did she cry
Him: she liked it
Me: ??? She LIKED it??? Something must be wrong with her
Him: good girls like spankings when they know they've been naughty. You'll learn

Thank god in heaven that we were at the end of the block by that point. I shrugged my shoulders and went home and told my mom this crazy story. He wasn't our mailman after that.
/Creepy Story
2013-11-06 01:27:23 PM
My postman has a mail pouch on some days. Other days he just carries junk mail in his hand.
2013-11-06 02:33:08 PM
was he erect?
2013-11-06 02:40:47 PM
I've heard of junk mail, but this is ridiculous!

/Que prerecorded laughter and applause
2013-11-06 03:41:17 PM
Was his pecker stamped USPS? He was wearing only a teeshirt . How the hell did they know he was a postal worker?
More importantly, why do we need to know?
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