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(Huffington Post)   "It's a shame trampolines aren't really made to support elks"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 31
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2013-11-06 12:42:15 PM
Oh my god! Oh my god!

/someone please throw a brick at his head
 
2013-11-06 12:43:52 PM
Dammit, just what I need, Bouncing elk steaks. HOLD STILL, DAMMIT, IT'S HARDER TO SHOOT YOU WHEN YOU'RE BOUNCING AROUND LIKE THAT.
 
2013-11-06 12:45:15 PM
I'd have paintballed the biatch.
 
2013-11-06 12:46:44 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-06 12:48:59 PM
The plural of elk is elk. Elks are old guys with funny hats.
 
2013-11-06 12:52:07 PM

ChipNASA: I'd have paintballed the biatch.


fark paintball, elk is tasty.
 
2013-11-06 12:54:55 PM

metric: The plural of elk is elk. Elks are old guys with funny hats.


Most of whom are overweight. Headline still fits.
 
2013-11-06 12:55:38 PM
Anyone else think the audio sounds scripted and fake?
 
2013-11-06 12:55:57 PM
Now GIRLS ELK on trampolines!!!

/ FOX, take us out!
 
2013-11-06 12:56:31 PM
More like Wapatwiiii, Amirite?
 
2013-11-06 12:57:26 PM
Could have been worse...
www.dotgifs.com
 
2013-11-06 12:58:03 PM

Kit Fister: Dammit, just what I need, Bouncing elk steaks. HOLD STILL, DAMMIT, IT'S HARDER TO SHOOT YOU WHEN YOU'RE BOUNCING AROUND LIKE THAT.


My boss once walked outside to find a couple of elk chewing on his hay bales he used for archery practice... I asked him if he felt like going out for some "practice", he told me he was lucky to hit the bales when there WASN'T any pressure...
 
2013-11-06 12:59:27 PM
That's not a trampoline it's a tenderizer.
 
2013-11-06 01:03:03 PM

Mikey1969: Kit Fister: Dammit, just what I need, Bouncing elk steaks. HOLD STILL, DAMMIT, IT'S HARDER TO SHOOT YOU WHEN YOU'RE BOUNCING AROUND LIKE THAT.

My boss once walked outside to find a couple of elk chewing on his hay bales he used for archery practice... I asked him if he felt like going out for some "practice", he told me he was lucky to hit the bales when there WASN'T any pressure...


Yeah. When I hunted elk, the average shot distances were between 300 and 500 yards. Not hard with the right rifle, but...figure a moving target and having to hit a fairly precise area...it's a pain in the ass.
 
2013-11-06 01:04:51 PM
FTA:  Elk Playing On Trampoline Is Serious Nature Gone Wild Fun (VIDEO)


Okay... Yeah........ I'm.. I'm just going to go sit in that corner over there...
 
2013-11-06 01:10:04 PM

FatherChaos: Anyone else think the audio sounds scripted and fake?


If it was, it fooled me.

Maybe they were method rednecks.
 
2013-11-06 01:17:42 PM
 But would the trampoline hold the weight of an unladen llama?
 
2013-11-06 01:28:27 PM

Mr. Shabooboo: But would the trampoline hold the weight of an unladen llama?


African or European llama?
 
2013-11-06 01:42:53 PM
You're slipping, Farkers.

/has a theory.
 
2013-11-06 01:43:45 PM
Malformed? Dammit.

i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-11-06 02:02:44 PM
Came in for Anne Elk.

Leaving happy.
 
2013-11-06 02:38:08 PM
www.brentwoodtc.org
They may not support elk, but kangaroos like them.

/boing!
 
2013-11-06 02:44:05 PM
There once was a vigorous wapiti
who jumped up and down without stop-ity.
His reasons for bouncin'
was to get over mountain,
or at least reach the tippity-toppity.
 
2013-11-06 02:55:01 PM
Obligatory:

http://archive.org/details/g4tv.com-video11417
 
2013-11-06 04:38:03 PM
I turned my head from the other monitor and I see on this one, "It's a shame tampons aren't really made to support elks".
 I was glad to have re-read the title...this story's better.
 
2013-11-06 06:26:56 PM

KoolerThanJesus: Mr. Shabooboo: But would the trampoline hold the weight of an unladen llama?

African or European llama?


I Don't Know!

/Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

// It was a Mexican Dancing Llama...
 
2013-11-06 06:42:59 PM
Also obligatory:

i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-11-06 11:50:14 PM

cgremlin: Also obligatory:

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Holy fark am I high!
 
2013-11-06 11:53:15 PM

cgremlin: Also obligatory:

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Holy fark am I mesmerized!
 
2013-11-06 11:54:09 PM
shiat! Double post.
 
2013-11-07 12:10:39 AM

cgremlin: Also obligatory:

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Are it's legs really moving or is my brain just seeing what it expects to see?
 
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