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2013-11-06 12:30:03 PM
" Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started dating you that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've been in a *lot* of relationships, and I tell you, people do that all the time. "
 
2013-11-06 12:30:23 PM
*Sigh* I've got another job for you, Frank Castle....
 
2013-11-06 12:30:28 PM
waterboard him.
 
2013-11-06 12:32:01 PM
Hang 'em and hang 'em high!

/ good for the girlfriend; but, why was she even involved with him? It sounds like he really likes to rape little girls.
 
2013-11-06 12:34:30 PM
Don't worry. The brutes in prison with "make it consensual" too.
 
2013-11-06 12:35:38 PM
Headline: "Married child rapist busted by girlfriend headed to prison".

So... A guy who only rapes married children was busted by his girlfriend while she was on her way to prison.

Punctuation: It exists for a reason.
 
2013-11-06 12:36:53 PM
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Tell her. She would be glad to hear all of it. She also has handcuffs...
 
2013-11-06 12:37:20 PM

ChipNASA: " Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started dating you that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've been in a *lot* of relationships, and I tell you, people do that all the time. "


Done in one. Thanks.
 
2013-11-06 12:38:05 PM
FTA:  "It is made up, sick and a fantasy, but at the end of the day I never touched anyone," Firoved told detectives, according to charging papers.

Once again, The Onion has a timely article:  Nation's Pedophiles March On Washington, D.C. Elementary School

"It's public property-we're not doing anything illegal," said the coalition's apparent leader, a man in a black tracksuit who had positioned himself exactly 500 feet away from the school. "I'm just a regular guy: I like sleepovers, cool video games, ice cream parlors...
 
2013-11-06 12:38:59 PM
So, let me get this straight; a woman not only married a convicted rapist, but then ANOTHER woman decided to date that man, a man that just happened to be married and a convicted rapist?

Sigh.
 
2013-11-06 12:39:45 PM

TheDirtyNacho: FTA:  "It is made up, sick and a fantasy, but at the end of the day I never touched anyone," Firoved told detectives, according to charging papers.

Once again, The Onion has a timely article:  Nation's Pedophiles March On Washington, D.C. Elementary School

"It's public property-we're not doing anything illegal," said the coalition's apparent leader, a man in a black tracksuit who had positioned himself exactly 500 feet away from the school. "I'm just a regular guy: I like sleepovers, cool video games, ice cream parlors...


To be fair, if that's illegal, I'm willing to bet 99.95% of 4Chan and about 25% of FARK should be sweating bullets now.

And, to be honest, one unlucky Wisconsin Grandma who decided to download one of the "Latest Movies" from torrent and clicked on the wrong "Ender's Game"
 
2013-11-06 12:40:55 PM
Court records show Firoved's wife filed for divorce in March. Proceedings are ongoing in the matter.

Don't you have to be 18 to file for divorce?

/i keed, i keed
//remove this guy from the gene pool, now
 
2013-11-06 12:41:10 PM

joyride75: So, let me get this straight; a woman not only married a convicted rapist, but then ANOTHER woman decided to date that man, a man that just happened to be married and a convicted rapist?

Sigh.


At least she had enough sense to go to the police when he started talking about doing her own daughter.
 
2013-11-06 12:41:28 PM
Protip, subby?

Why don't you have a seat over there.

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-11-06 12:41:46 PM

joyride75: So, let me get this straight; a woman not only married a convicted rapist, but then ANOTHER woman decided to date that man, a man that just happened to be married and a convicted rapist?

Sigh.


Well, he obviously left out some stuff on his OkCupid profile.
 
2013-11-06 12:42:16 PM
Protip for what?  Being a pedophile?
 
2013-11-06 12:42:52 PM
Women generally don't appreciate it when you say that a previous lay was tighter then they are.

/aisle seat.
 
2013-11-06 12:45:25 PM

cgraves67: joyride75: So, let me get this straight; a woman not only married a convicted rapist, but then ANOTHER woman decided to date that man, a man that just happened to be married and a convicted rapist?

Sigh.

At least she had enough sense to go to the police when he started talking about doing her own daughter.


I want to give the woman a big high five.
 
2013-11-06 12:46:20 PM
There's a pedo on my street according to the local sex offender registry. He moved in after me. I checked before we moved in. Anyway he lives with a woman, he moved away for a while, which I hoped meant she dumped him. About a month ago, he showed up again and has been parking at her place again daily and is registered on sex offender database at that address. I now want to smack that woman whenever I see her.

What kind of moron woman chooses to have a relationship with a man that messes with children? In the above case, it was a two year old girl he messed with.
 
2013-11-06 12:53:01 PM
I stick with midgets. All the fun but none of the legal consequences.

/That was a joke to all you FBI agents
 
2013-11-06 12:53:49 PM

ohokyeah: There's a pedo on my street according to the local sex offender registry. He moved in after me. I checked before we moved in. Anyway he lives with a woman, he moved away for a while, which I hoped meant she dumped him. About a month ago, he showed up again and has been parking at her place again daily and is registered on sex offender database at that address. I now want to smack that woman whenever I see her.

What kind of moron woman chooses to have a relationship with a man that messes with children? In the above case, it was a two year old girl he messed with.


the sex offender's list can be very vary vague. You can be put on there simply for spanking your own child or taking a totally innocent pictures of your kid swimming and some Walgreens douche reports you!
 
2013-11-06 12:56:23 PM

ohokyeah: There's a pedo on my street according to the local sex offender registry. He moved in after me. I checked before we moved in. Anyway he lives with a woman, he moved away for a while, which I hoped meant she dumped him. About a month ago, he showed up again and has been parking at her place again daily and is registered on sex offender database at that address. I now want to smack that woman whenever I see her.

What kind of moron woman chooses to have a relationship with a man that messes with children? In the above case, it was a two year old girl he messed with.


Because part of the rehabilitation process is to believe it can happen.
 
2013-11-06 12:57:07 PM

ohokyeah: There's a pedo on my street according to the local sex offender registry. He moved in after me. I checked before we moved in. Anyway he lives with a woman, he moved away for a while, which I hoped meant she dumped him. About a month ago, he showed up again and has been parking at her place again daily and is registered on sex offender database at that address. I now want to smack that woman whenever I see her.

What kind of moron woman chooses to have a relationship with a man that messes with children? In the above case, it was a two year old girl he messed with.


Just because he is on the registry doesn't mean it is about little kids. Could have been he got caught doing his sophomore girlfriend when he was a senior.

See if you can find out what level of offender he is. If it is level 1, then the above example is probably what you are dealing with. If it is level 3 then that is something along the lines of what you are already thinking.
 
2013-11-06 12:57:43 PM

joyride75: So, let me get this straight; a woman not only married a convicted rapist, but then ANOTHER woman decided to date that man, a man that just happened to be married and a convicted rapist?

Sigh.


He is just a chick magnet.
 
2013-11-06 12:58:03 PM

ohokyeah: There's a pedo on my street according to the local sex offender registry. He moved in after me. I checked before we moved in. Anyway he lives with a woman, he moved away for a while, which I hoped meant she dumped him. About a month ago, he showed up again and has been parking at her place again daily and is registered on sex offender database at that address. I now want to smack that woman whenever I see her.

What kind of moron woman chooses to have a relationship with a man that messes with children? In the above case, it was a two year old girl he messed with.


Do you know what he's on the registry for? It's not unheard of for public urination or banging a 15 year old when you're 16 landing you on a list like that.
 
2013-11-06 12:59:13 PM

Empty H: ohokyeah: There's a pedo on my street according to the local sex offender registry. He moved in after me. I checked before we moved in. Anyway he lives with a woman, he moved away for a while, which I hoped meant she dumped him. About a month ago, he showed up again and has been parking at her place again daily and is registered on sex offender database at that address. I now want to smack that woman whenever I see her.

What kind of moron woman chooses to have a relationship with a man that messes with children? In the above case, it was a two year old girl he messed with.

Just because he is on the registry doesn't mean it is about little kids. Could have been he got caught doing his sophomore girlfriend when he was a senior.

See if you can find out what level of offender he is. If it is level 1, then the above example is probably what you are dealing with. If it is level 3 then that is something along the lines of what you are already thinking.


Reading comprehension fail.
 
2013-11-06 12:59:43 PM

joyride75: So, let me get this straight; a woman not only married a convicted rapist, but then ANOTHER woman decided to date that man, a man that just happened to be married and a convicted rapist?

Sigh.


Not only that but she waited at least 3 months to report him and only after he started threatening her daughter.  I guess she didn't give a shiat about anyone else's daughters.

FTFA:   The woman told police Firoved told her three months before that he'd raped a 12-year-old girl while on a trip. In the months that followed, Firoved made graphic sexual comments and claims about several other young girls.

According to charging documents, the woman went to police when Firoved suggested he should "make it consensual" with her young daughter.
 
2013-11-06 01:00:36 PM
This is why I don't shop at Costco.
 
2013-11-06 01:01:35 PM

megarian: joyride75: So, let me get this straight; a woman not only married a convicted rapist, but then ANOTHER woman decided to date that man, a man that just happened to be married and a convicted rapist?

Sigh.

Well, he obviously left out some stuff on his OkCupid profile.


Yeah, and his profile picture was obviously from 1998.
 
2013-11-06 01:02:52 PM
On the call, Firoved was initially very concerned - rightfully, of course - that police were listening in on the call. After some time, though, he began detailing sex acts he wanted to perform on the woman's child.

Yeesh.
 
2013-11-06 01:05:43 PM

taurusowner: ohokyeah: There's a pedo on my street according to the local sex offender registry. He moved in after me. I checked before we moved in. Anyway he lives with a woman, he moved away for a while, which I hoped meant she dumped him. About a month ago, he showed up again and has been parking at her place again daily and is registered on sex offender database at that address. I now want to smack that woman whenever I see her.

What kind of moron woman chooses to have a relationship with a man that messes with children? In the above case, it was a two year old girl he messed with.

Do you know what he's on the registry for? It's not unheard of for public urination or banging a 15 year old when you're 16 landing you on a list like that.


After reading the SeattlePi article, it wasn't really clear, but I found another article from the Kirkland reporter from 2012.

http://www.kirklandreporter.com/news/162401056.html

FTFA: "Seattle police previously investigated the man for soliciting sex with minors online and he was convicted in 1999 of child rape."
 
2013-11-06 01:09:59 PM

Russ1642: I want to give the woman a big high five.


I'd like to give her five to the face, repeatedly.

FTFA: Firoved told her three months before that he'd raped a 12-year-old girl while on a trip. In the months that followed, Firoved made graphic sexual comments and claims about several other young girls.

When the woman disapproved, Firoved attempted to explain himself.

So he bragged to her, for months, about raping multiple children. Her response? She "disapproved".  It wasn't until he started talking about raping her kid that she went to the police. She's a selfish, shortsighted sleazebag.
.
 
2013-11-06 01:51:39 PM

taurusowner: ohokyeah: There's a pedo on my street according to the local sex offender registry. He moved in after me. I checked before we moved in. Anyway he lives with a woman, he moved away for a while, which I hoped meant she dumped him. About a month ago, he showed up again and has been parking at her place again daily and is registered on sex offender database at that address. I now want to smack that woman whenever I see her.

What kind of moron woman chooses to have a relationship with a man that messes with children? In the above case, it was a two year old girl he messed with.

Do you know what he's on the registry for? It's not unheard of for public urination or banging a 15 year old when you're 16 landing you on a list like that.


He says, right there in his post, that it was a two year old girl.

That, btw, warrants a good dose of "hangin's too good for him.  Killing is too good for him.  He should be chopped up into little bitty pieces and burried alive!!"
 
2013-11-06 02:02:00 PM
Married, with a gf ... this sleazeball is getting more tail than I am!

//of course I removed the kids from the equation
 
2013-11-06 02:07:58 PM

durbnpoisn: taurusowner: ohokyeah: There's a pedo on my street according to the local sex offender registry. He moved in after me. I checked before we moved in. Anyway he lives with a woman, he moved away for a while, which I hoped meant she dumped him. About a month ago, he showed up again and has been parking at her place again daily and is registered on sex offender database at that address. I now want to smack that woman whenever I see her.

What kind of moron woman chooses to have a relationship with a man that messes with children? In the above case, it was a two year old girl he messed with.

Do you know what he's on the registry for? It's not unheard of for public urination or banging a 15 year old when you're 16 landing you on a list like that.

He says, right there in his post, that it was a two year old girl.

That, btw, warrants a good dose of "hangin's too good for him.  Killing is too good for him.  He should be chopped up into little bitty pieces and burried alive!!"


A better question would be, what is the relationship with the woman and is there any children at that residence.  It could be his sister, but if he isn't messing with kids anymore then a least he is controlling himself.

Ctrl-Alt-Del:

Well, we don't really know at which point she believed his stories to be true and when she went to the cops.  She may have started distancing herself from him, but then went to the cops when he made his final play.
 
2013-11-06 02:09:27 PM

taurusowner: ohokyeah: There's a pedo on my street according to the local sex offender registry. He moved in after me. I checked before we moved in. Anyway he lives with a woman, he moved away for a while, which I hoped meant she dumped him. About a month ago, he showed up again and has been parking at her place again daily and is registered on sex offender database at that address. I now want to smack that woman whenever I see her.

What kind of moron woman chooses to have a relationship with a man that messes with children? In the above case, it was a two year old girl he messed with.

Do you know what he's on the registry for? It's not unheard of for public urination or banging a 15 year old when you're 16 landing you on a list like that


Years ago my brother was registering a guy at the sheriff's department for a sex offender. He said the guy looked pretty normal and asked him what the "UIP" charge was - urinating in public. They told him in court if he pled guilty he would get a $25 fine or something. They didn't tell him if he pled  guilty he was an instant sex offender. He was a bit pissed of course.
 
2013-11-06 02:37:51 PM

durbnpoisn: That, btw, warrants a good dose of "hangin's too good for him.  Killing is too good for him.  He should be chopped up into little bitty pieces and burried alive!!"


You sound new here, if you're going to troll you're going to need to be at least minimally entertaining. Otherwise you're just being a horrible person for no reason.
 
2013-11-06 02:45:49 PM

Mad Mark: taurusowner: ohokyeah: There's a pedo on my street according to the local sex offender registry. He moved in after me. I checked before we moved in. Anyway he lives with a woman, he moved away for a while, which I hoped meant she dumped him. About a month ago, he showed up again and has been parking at her place again daily and is registered on sex offender database at that address. I now want to smack that woman whenever I see her.

What kind of moron woman chooses to have a relationship with a man that messes with children? In the above case, it was a two year old girl he messed with.

Do you know what he's on the registry for? It's not unheard of for public urination or banging a 15 year old when you're 16 landing you on a list like that

Years ago my brother was registering a guy at the sheriff's department for a sex offender. He said the guy looked pretty normal and asked him what the "UIP" charge was - urinating in public. They told him in court if he pled guilty he would get a $25 fine or something. They didn't tell him if he pled  guilty he was an instant sex offender. He was a bit pissed of course.



Sounds like he had a corrupt judge, or if he had a lawyer, it was a really shiatty one not to inform him of the full weight of pleading guilty. The really sad thing is, these days (depending on the state) a person remains on the list for life even for a harmless, victimless offense like that. Equating drunk guys pissing on the side of the road with molesters and rapists is grossly unjust and certainly unconstitutional (Eighth Amendment). Like any good(?) government program though, it will eventually expand to the point that leering at a stranger's chest or buttocks walking down the street, or saying hello to your friend John Thomas on the phone, will land a person on the list.
 
2013-11-06 03:01:42 PM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Russ1642: I want to give the woman a big high five.

I'd like to give her five to the face, repeatedly.

FTFA: Firoved told her three months before that he'd raped a 12-year-old girl while on a trip. In the months that followed, Firoved made graphic sexual comments and claims about several other young girls.

When the woman disapproved, Firoved attempted to explain himself.

So he bragged to her, for months, about raping multiple children. Her response? She "disapproved".  It wasn't until he started talking about raping her kid that she went to the police. She's a selfish, shortsighted sleazebag.
.

If I was in that situation, I would assume the guy was being gross for the sake of being gross, but then he crossed the plausible deniability line
 
2013-11-06 05:24:34 PM
I'm so confused. People are all upset that this guy just has a pedophile sexual orientation? There's nothing wrong with that. He said it's all just fantasy.

And he also makes it consensual. I was assured in the "we hate conservatives that made the APA change pedophilia to bad again" thread that consensual was always good.

And we know that 15-17 year olds can consent with 18 year olds. And 12-15 year olds can consent with 16 -17 year olds. So it sounds like 12 years old and up can consent.

So why does anybody have a problem with this?

/Call me a troll if you want, but just try to refute it.
 
2013-11-06 05:40:30 PM

Vitamin Pb: So it sounds like 12 years old and up can consent.

So why does anybody have a problem with this?

/Call me a troll if you want, but just try to refute it.


Are you taking requests? Can you tell us about all of the good things that Hitler did for Germany next?
 
2013-11-06 05:44:39 PM
"I guess you could say I'm a pedophile, but at least I'm not a predator," Firoved said, according to the woman's account. "People come to me and I make it consensual."
 

If you've ever tried to figure out why pedos do the sick things they do, this explains it succinctly.  This perv honestly does not believe he's preying on children.  He thinks they willingly let him have sex with them.  Because hey, he "made it consensual".
 
2013-11-06 05:48:43 PM

Mad Mark: taurusowner: ohokyeah: There's a pedo on my street according to the local sex offender registry. He moved in after me. I checked before we moved in. Anyway he lives with a woman, he moved away for a while, which I hoped meant she dumped him. About a month ago, he showed up again and has been parking at her place again daily and is registered on sex offender database at that address. I now want to smack that woman whenever I see her.

What kind of moron woman chooses to have a relationship with a man that messes with children? In the above case, it was a two year old girl he messed with.

Do you know what he's on the registry for? It's not unheard of for public urination or banging a 15 year old when you're 16 landing you on a list like that

Years ago my brother was registering a guy at the sheriff's department for a sex offender. He said the guy looked pretty normal and asked him what the "UIP" charge was - urinating in public. They told him in court if he pled guilty he would get a $25 fine or something. They didn't tell him if he pled  guilty he was an instant sex offender. He was a bit pissed of course.


But hopefully not in public, again.
 
2013-11-06 05:55:03 PM

Witness99: Mad Mark: taurusowner: ohokyeah: There's a pedo on my street according to the local sex offender registry. He moved in after me. I checked before we moved in. Anyway he lives with a woman, he moved away for a while, which I hoped meant she dumped him. About a month ago, he showed up again and has been parking at her place again daily and is registered on sex offender database at that address. I now want to smack that woman whenever I see her.

What kind of moron woman chooses to have a relationship with a man that messes with children? In the above case, it was a two year old girl he messed with.

Do you know what he's on the registry for? It's not unheard of for public urination or banging a 15 year old when you're 16 landing you on a list like that

Years ago my brother was registering a guy at the sheriff's department for a sex offender. He said the guy looked pretty normal and asked him what the "UIP" charge was - urinating in public. They told him in court if he pled guilty he would get a $25 fine or something. They didn't tell him if he pled  guilty he was an instant sex offender. He was a bit pissed of course.

But hopefully not in public, again.


Not a big deal if it's only another $25 fine.  They can't really make him register twice.
 
2013-11-06 06:25:27 PM

Uranus Is Huge!: Vitamin Pb: So it sounds like 12 years old and up can consent.

So why does anybody have a problem with this?

/Call me a troll if you want, but just try to refute it.

Are you taking requests? Can you tell us about all of the good things that Hitler did for Germany next?


Hey, he totally reinvigorated the shower head and oven manufacturing industries!
 
2013-11-06 06:28:59 PM
"Make it consensual" is the creepiest rapist thing I have heard.
 
2013-11-06 06:37:41 PM

Vitamin Pb: I'm so confused. People are all upset that this guy just has a pedophile sexual orientation? There's nothing wrong with that. He said it's all just fantasy.


Then he should have kept his fantasies to himself.

And he also makes it consensual. I was assured in the "we hate conservatives that made the APA change pedophilia to bad again" thread that consensual was always good.

And we know that 15-17 year olds can consent with 18 year olds. And 12-15 year olds can consent with 16 -17 year olds. So it sounds like 12 years old and up can consent.

So why does anybody have a problem with this?

/Call me a troll if you want, but just try to refute it.


I used to think that, until I had a realization: in our society, there is a difference in power between adults and teens. Teens are expected to obey grown-ups, especially those grown-ups in positions of authority (parents, teachers, etc.) Same thing goes if there is a significant age discrepancy between teens, e.g. the elder is responsible for the younger. Therefore, since there is an inherent inequality of power, there can't be a truly "consensual" relationship between teen and adult, or between teens of a significant age difference. Yes, AoC laws are a bit bullshiat and silly, but there is a logic behind them.

/consider yourself refuted
 
2013-11-07 01:59:12 AM

Uranus Is Huge!: Vitamin Pb: So it sounds like 12 years old and up can consent.

So why does anybody have a problem with this?

/Call me a troll if you want, but just try to refute it.

Are you taking requests? Can you tell us about all of the good things that Hitler did for Germany

toraque: Uranus Is Huge!: Vitamin Pb: So it sounds like 12 years old and up can consent.

So why does anybody have a problem with this?

/Call me a troll if you want, but just try to refute it.

Are you taking requests? Can you tell us about all of the good things that Hitler did for Germany next?

Hey, he totally reinvigorated the shower head and oven manufacturing industries!


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