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(National Monitor)   Finally Scientific evidence that the Bible was, in fact, accurate. Article to the left, your invalid arguments to the right   (natmonitor.com) divider line 85
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2013-11-06 12:47:33 PM
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this should be good
 
2013-11-06 12:54:30 PM
Nice subby... The biblical connections aside, it's an interesting theory, but they are careful to couch this in terms of "might have been" and "could have", not "was definitely".
 
2013-11-06 01:06:59 PM
Article to left of me, Invalid Arguments to the right, here am I stuck in the middle with you.
 
2013-11-06 01:07:02 PM
I like the article on the sidebar: "The Best 7 Breasts in Hollywood". I wonder who the poor lopsided woman is who only got one breast on the list.
 
2013-11-06 01:07:43 PM
It's just a trick by Satan to get you to believe in the Bible....wait...wat?
 
2013-11-06 01:07:55 PM
'Twas in another lifetime, one of toil and blood
When blackness was a virtue and the road was full of mud
I came in from the wilderness, a creature void of form.
 
2013-11-06 01:08:05 PM

cgraves67: I like the article on the sidebar: "The Best 7 Breasts in Hollywood". I wonder who the poor lopsided woman is who only got one breast on the list.


Christina Applegate
 
2013-11-06 01:09:19 PM
link down the right side column to slideshow of best breasts in hollywood.  all other arguments are invalid.

(even though slideshow lists 14 women, only the first seven are legitimate contenders - so link is named appropriately.)
 
2013-11-06 01:09:48 PM
The theory itself is not new, I read about it 15 years ago, and I do not think it was new then either.
 
2013-11-06 01:09:51 PM

cgraves67: I like the article on the sidebar: "The Best 7 Breasts in Hollywood". I wonder who the poor lopsided woman is who only got one breast on the list.


You need a sponsor brotha?  I miss your funny as in TFD land...
 
2013-11-06 01:10:27 PM

sboyle1020: cgraves67: I like the article on the sidebar: "The Best 7 Breasts in Hollywood". I wonder who the poor lopsided woman is who only got one breast on the list.

You need a sponsor brotha?  I miss your funny as in TFD land...


*ass
 
2013-11-06 01:10:50 PM

cgraves67: I like the article on the sidebar: "The Best 7 Breasts in Hollywood". I wonder who the poor lopsided woman is who only got one breast on the list.


Whar Selma Hayek and Bob Biatchtits??!
 
2013-11-06 01:12:17 PM
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2013-11-06 01:12:36 PM

Hot Carl To Go: cgraves67: I like the article on the sidebar: "The Best 7 Breasts in Hollywood". I wonder who the poor lopsided woman is who only got one breast on the list.

Christina Applegate


Sorry brah, they are both gone.
 
2013-11-06 01:13:17 PM

cgraves67: I like the article on the sidebar: "The Best 7 Breasts in Hollywood". I wonder who the poor lopsided woman is who only got one breast on the list.


huh -uh, One has three.
 
2013-11-06 01:13:45 PM

Snort: Hot Carl To Go: cgraves67: I like the article on the sidebar: "The Best 7 Breasts in Hollywood". I wonder who the poor lopsided woman is who only got one breast on the list.

Christina Applegate

Sorry brah, they are both gone.


ftfy/
 
2013-11-06 01:13:52 PM
Uh, what does God need with an article that doesn't even mention the Bible or God?

Jesus H. Christ, you know how it says in the Bible that even the devil can quote scripture? I'm thinking they were referring to Creationists.
 
2013-11-06 01:14:24 PM

hardinparamedic: Uh, what does God need with an article that doesn't even mention the Bible or God?

Jesus H. Christ, you know how it says in the Bible that even the devil can quote scripture? I'm thinking they were referring to Creationists.


goway.
We talking bout boobies in here.
 
2013-11-06 01:14:31 PM

sboyle1020: cgraves67: I like the article on the sidebar: "The Best 7 Breasts in Hollywood". I wonder who the poor lopsided woman is who only got one breast on the list.

You need a sponsor brotha?  I miss your funny as in TFD land...


If you're willing to sponsor, I'm willing to bring my (dubious) brand of funny back to TFD.
 
2013-11-06 01:14:58 PM
Okay, sure.

The ancients were right to not look at a solar eclipse either. They were just wrong about the reasoning behind it.

/IIRC, there's also some truth to the 10 plagues, only in that it's a natural sequence of events that one can reliably predict. Similar to saying in October in Vermont, "If you do not let my people go, I will turn all the leaves various colors and cause them to fall on the ground!"
 
2013-11-06 01:15:47 PM

vudukungfu: goway.
We talking bout boobies in here.


Darth Popeius approves.

news.bbcimg.co.uk
 
2013-11-06 01:16:19 PM

hardinparamedic: Jesus H. Christ, you know how it says in the Bible that even the devil can quote scripture? I'm thinking they were referring to Creationists.


Actually, the bible doesn't say that. It's a line from Shakespeare.
 
2013-11-06 01:16:29 PM
All Good books for anyone wishing to bone up on the topic. For a counter to these books read Richard Dawkins. But all of these are good reads, gets one thinking

www.greenfieldjudaica.com
ecx.images-amazon.com

img1.imagesbn.com

img2.imagesbn.com
img1.imagesbn.com
i43.tower.com
 
2013-11-06 01:17:40 PM
Not exactly a new theory. I read something about this back in the '80s.
 
2013-11-06 01:18:20 PM
People evolved from Golems?
 
2013-11-06 01:18:44 PM
In the beginning, there was...
www.billboard.com
 
2013-11-06 01:18:46 PM

Peki: Okay, sure.

The ancients were right to not look at a solar eclipse either. They were just wrong about the reasoning behind it.

/IIRC, there's also some truth to the 10 plagues, only in that it's a natural sequence of events that one can reliably predict. Similar to saying in October in Vermont, "If you do not let my people go, I will turn all the leaves various colors and cause them to fall on the ground!"


Actually the ancient Egyptians recorded it. Around the time of the biblical events there was a papyrus written by a priest Ipu-Wer, He describes the plagues from the bible to a T, it very eerie
 
2013-11-06 01:19:14 PM
So all this time my girlfriend has been molding proto-baby batter into pottery with her hands during Art class!?.
 
2013-11-06 01:19:42 PM

Saborlas: Actually, the bible doesn't say that. It's a line from Shakespeare.


Which is a reference to Matthew 4. ^_^
 
2013-11-06 01:20:58 PM
I liked the sidebar article, "7 best breasts."

Because there were 28 or 14 pair, not 7.

/Ric Romero reports, boobs make people bad at that thing with numbers.
 
2013-11-06 01:22:50 PM
The more i study science the more i believe in God.
 
2013-11-06 01:24:14 PM

CygnusDarius: So all this time my girlfriend has been molding proto-baby batter into pottery with her hands during Art class!?.


FAP?
 
2013-11-06 01:25:10 PM

Enigmamf: The theory itself is not new, I read about it  15 35 years ago, and I do not think it was new then either.

 
2013-11-06 01:25:38 PM

cgraves67: I like the article on the sidebar: "The Best 7 Breasts in Hollywood". I wonder who the poor lopsided woman is who only got one breast on the list.


She's only got the one, but it's simply amazing.
 
2013-11-06 01:25:47 PM

CygnusDarius: So all this time my girlfriend has been molding proto-baby batter into pottery with her hands during Art class!?.


Is this something like 2 girls 1 cup?
 
2013-11-06 01:25:54 PM

p0nk: link down the right side column to slideshow of best breasts in hollywood.  all other arguments are invalid.

(even though slideshow lists 14 women, only the first seven are legitimate contenders - so link is named appropriately.)


so the ration of best to worst in hollywood breasts is 7/28  or 1 in 4...
 
2013-11-06 01:27:27 PM

Hot Carl To Go: cgraves67: I like the article on the sidebar: "The Best 7 Breasts in Hollywood". I wonder who the poor lopsided woman is who only got one breast on the list.

Christina Applegate


Cold, man...that's cold.

(Would still do like fist of angry god, etc.)
 
2013-11-06 01:28:06 PM

ajgeek: I liked the sidebar article, "7 best breasts."

Because there were 28 or 14 pair, not 7.

/Ric Romero reports, boobs make people bad at that thing with numbers.


List fails utterly due to the lack of Salma Hayek.
 
2013-11-06 01:28:06 PM

ajgeek: I liked the sidebar article, "7 best breasts."

Because there were 28 or 14 pair, not 7.

/Ric Romero reports, boobs make people bad at that thing with numbers.


Not a bad list but fails without Kat Dennings or Salma Hayek. And Myley? No. And Shannon Elizabeth's are fake so they don't count.
 
2013-11-06 01:29:16 PM

Peki: Okay, sure.

The ancients were right to not look at a solar eclipse either. They were just wrong about the reasoning behind it.

/IIRC, there's also some truth to the 10 plagues, only in that it's a natural sequence of events that one can reliably predict. Similar to saying in October in Vermont, "If you do not let my people go, I will turn all the leaves various colors and cause them to fall on the ground!"


I live in Vermont and the odd thing is, as soon as they start to change, we get and exodus of people from all over who apparently have no trees where they live.

PLANT SOME TREES, PEOPLE! GO FORTH AND DROP SOME SEEDS!
 
2013-11-06 01:31:55 PM
Our first ancestors...you know...morons.
 
2013-11-06 01:33:07 PM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Our first ancestors...you know...morons.


clay of the earth?
 
2013-11-06 01:35:05 PM

vudukungfu: Peki: Okay, sure.

The ancients were right to not look at a solar eclipse either. They were just wrong about the reasoning behind it.

/IIRC, there's also some truth to the 10 plagues, only in that it's a natural sequence of events that one can reliably predict. Similar to saying in October in Vermont, "If you do not let my people go, I will turn all the leaves various colors and cause them to fall on the ground!"

I live in Vermont and the odd thing is, as soon as they start to change, we get and exodus of people from all over who apparently have no trees where they live.

PLANT SOME TREES, PEOPLE! GO FORTH AND DROP SOME SEEDS!


I live in Los Angeles, dude. It has nothing to do with how many trees you have. We NEVER get the colors you guys get up north. We get green forever. . then maybe a dash of brown, and then what trees do go dormant go bare, and leave everything else green. We have two seasons: summer and rain. No autumn to speak of.
 
2013-11-06 01:37:28 PM

jedihirsch: All Good books for anyone wishing to bone up on the topic. For a counter to these books read Richard Dawkins. But all of these are good reads, gets one thinking

[www.greenfieldjudaica.com image 276x457]
[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]

[img1.imagesbn.com image 255x420]

[img2.imagesbn.com image 260x391]
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Why does it take that many books to say "God did it"?
 
2013-11-06 01:41:00 PM

cgraves67: I like the article on the sidebar: "The Best 7 Breasts in Hollywood". I wonder who the poor lopsided woman is who only got one breast on the list.


That distracted me as well. But in a good way; certainly better than a Bible troll.
 
2013-11-06 01:48:18 PM

vudukungfu: PLANT SOME TREES, PEOPLE! GO FORTH AND DROP SOME SEEDS!


Sorry, man. The Koran says the duty of each Muslim man is to father a child, visit Mecca, and plant a tree. Sounds like you're pushing for some sharia law here. We don't hold with those ideals.
 
2013-11-06 01:49:40 PM

Pinner: In the beginning, there was...


img.fark.net


a1259.g.akamai.net

Really thought your pic was of Martin Short until I hovered over it.
 
2013-11-06 01:50:33 PM
Yes. But first someone had to light a match after farting so all the shiat would spread throughout the universe
 
2013-11-06 01:54:24 PM
Seen one, you've seen 'em both.
 
2013-11-06 01:56:10 PM

jedihirsch: Peki: Okay, sure.

The ancients were right to not look at a solar eclipse either. They were just wrong about the reasoning behind it.

/IIRC, there's also some truth to the 10 plagues, only in that it's a natural sequence of events that one can reliably predict. Similar to saying in October in Vermont, "If you do not let my people go, I will turn all the leaves various colors and cause them to fall on the ground!"

Actually the ancient Egyptians recorded it. Around the time of the biblical events there was a papyrus written by a priest Ipu-Wer, He describes the plagues from the bible to a T, it very eerie


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ipuwer_Papyrus#Parallels_with_the_Book _o f_Exodus

Some similarities does not equal "describes to a T"
 
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