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2013-11-06 10:49:43 AM  
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Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green pea-ness.
2013-11-06 12:15:06 PM  
I am not worried about alien invasion. After all, we have Hulk Hogan. If he can bring down the twin towers, he can certainly defeat some alien invaders in a steel cage match
2013-11-06 12:16:21 PM  
More than anything, I think he would be fat.
2013-11-06 12:20:39 PM  
The dumbasses that called 911 should be outed and shamed for years to come.
2013-11-06 12:34:29 PM  
At the bazaar I bought a scout...
2013-11-06 01:19:40 PM  
That was pretty funny.
2013-11-06 01:47:11 PM  
No you're thinking of George Orwell. Orson Welles wrote Ender's Game.
2013-11-06 02:08:12 PM  
If you can find it, some radio show sites have the Suspense episode of "The Most Dangerous Game" with Orson Welles and Keenan Wynn.  It's a really good version.  Excellent acting from both men.
2013-11-06 02:11:31 PM  
"up to three 911 calls"

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2013-11-06 02:19:43 PM  
I guess if Fox News can broadcast their stuff legally then the station won't be in any trouble with the FCC.
2013-11-06 04:22:50 PM  
"Here's another question I've been pondering- What is all this s%!t about Angels? Have you herd this? 3 out of 4 people believe in Angels. Are you FARKING STUPID? Has everybody lost their mind? You know what I think it is? I think it's a massive, collective, psychotic chemical flashback for all the drugs smoked, swallowed, shot, and absorbed rectally by all Americans from 1960 to 1990. 30 years of street drugs will get you some farking Angels my friend!

Angels, s%!t. What about goblins? Doesn't anybody believe in goblins? We never hear from them, except on Halloween, and it's always negative s%!t too, you know. And zombies! Where the fark are all the zombies? That's the trouble with zombies, they're unreliable. I think if you're going to buy the angels s%!t, you might go for the zombie package as well." -George Carlin:
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