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(BBC)   Are you a graphic designer? Do you want to get mixed up in the civil war in Syria? Think you're a self-starter who can reflect the values of the Army of Islam? Apply now   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 29
    More: Scary, Army of Islam, Islam, umbrella organization, NewsfromElsewhere, Free Syrian Army  
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2013-11-06 10:28:49 AM
The website has a "Most Liked Operations" section

It is truly a strange age we live in.
 
2013-11-06 10:39:46 AM
The Army of Islam, an umbrella group that also opposes al-Qaeda's Nusra Front in Syria

So the enemy's graphic designer of my enemy's graphic designer is my friend?
 
2013-11-06 10:51:51 AM
imageshack.us

Must have expert Photoshop skills. Be able to identify pixel discrepancies.
 
2013-11-06 11:46:19 AM
How much does it pay?
 
2013-11-06 11:48:07 AM
Their emblem shall be a bootprint emblazoned on the acid-melted face of a young girl. On a field of bombers' bodyparts. With a little white path in-between.
 
2013-11-06 11:53:53 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: Their emblem shall be a bootprint emblazoned on the acid-melted face of a young girl. On a field of bombers' bodyparts. With a little white path in-between.


What does Afghanistan/Zanzibar have to do with Syria?
 
2013-11-06 11:54:11 AM
I'm sure I could redo some Thud Shirts. Mustafa, you ignorant slut has a good ring to it.
 
2013-11-06 11:55:31 AM
If they want us to help out, they need to befriend a large voting block in the U.S.  The tea party should do the trick.  To that end, I would like to submit this as my resume:

img.fark.net
 
2013-11-06 11:55:37 AM
I've know some bad graphic designers.
 
2013-11-06 12:02:52 PM
They need to be able to fight back against the photoshop support that Iran has been giving to the Assad regime.
 
2013-11-06 12:07:57 PM
But can I telecommute?
 
2013-11-06 12:08:46 PM

kumanoki: How much does it pay?


dime.
 
2013-11-06 12:16:03 PM

kumanoki: How much does it pay?


If you work for them; they don't brutally murder everyone you've ever known. They have really competitive benefits too. If you commit 9 suicide bombings; you get 1 free.
 
2013-11-06 12:19:45 PM
Hmmn,  yes I think i would like to communicate with terrorists in a foreign country so that the NSA can open a file on me and start examining everything I do more than they are already.
 
2013-11-06 12:20:21 PM
s7.postimg.org
 
2013-11-06 12:20:25 PM

kumanoki: How much does it pay?


You'll receive 72 virgins immediately after your retirement party.
 
2013-11-06 12:24:10 PM
What colors best accentuate fanatic hate and intolerance? What does the tea party use?
 
2013-11-06 12:24:21 PM

ABQGOD: kumanoki: How much does it pay?

You'll receive 72 virgins immediately after your retirement party.


cdn.yourlovetips.com
"Come and get it!"
 
2013-11-06 12:25:03 PM
Do they offer dental and matching retirement contributions?
 
2013-11-06 12:25:38 PM

kumanoki: How much does it pay?


A bunch of virgins if you do it right.
 
2013-11-06 12:33:13 PM
I think I'll pass on this.

However-I've seen some of the worst laughable graphic design job offers from shady travel companies and time-share groups here in Florida.  Funny how their offer actually sounds nice and legit in comparison.
 
2013-11-06 12:42:19 PM
Also -

Plenty of graphic designers in the middle east. Some really good, many terrible, all incredibly cheap. Try Pakistan, no shortage there.
 
2013-11-06 01:18:21 PM
The future wars will be fought with Powerpoint. The enemy will email you a chart showing the number and locations of deaths and it will be your own responsibility to kill your own people to match the charts.
 
2013-11-06 01:32:52 PM
Here, check out my skills:

GreatPicture.jpg.exe
 
2013-11-06 03:05:59 PM
holydogwater.files.wordpress.com

/ this should end well
 
2013-11-06 03:24:00 PM
No more Jihadi group gigs for me. They still have Macromedia Freehand.
 
2013-11-06 04:58:03 PM

leonel: No more Jihadi group gigs for me. They still have Macromedia Freehand.


Corel Draw and Lotus Notes too.
 
2013-11-06 06:19:35 PM

fiddle-faddle: leonel: No more Jihadi group gigs for me. They still have Macromedia Freehand.

Corel Draw and Lotus Notes too.


You know the Armed Islamic Group of Algeria? They still use Aldus Pagemaker.
 
2013-11-06 07:52:51 PM
i.imgur.com
 
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