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(KWQC Quad Cities)   Vocal coach arrested after utilizing unorthodox method of helping a 16 year-old boy hit the high notes   (kwqc.com) divider line 75
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2013-11-06 10:28:05 AM
"The investigation involved interviewing multiple people, gathering some records and documents that became important from the interviews, going down and photographing the interior of Viva," Chief Langloss explained.

Now that's a thorough investigation.
 
2013-11-06 10:40:47 AM
He wanted him to sing from his "DIAPHRAGM"!

-paraphrased from Steve Martin
 
2013-11-06 10:42:03 AM
Where were these teachers when I was in highschool?

/amirite?
 
2013-11-06 10:45:04 AM
After Dixon Public Schools Superintendent received a report

*snert*
 
2013-11-06 10:45:47 AM
I guess the difference between the sick and the hot tag is the MM MF FM FF Dynamic ?
 
2013-11-06 10:45:49 AM
"Dicks In" vocal instructor?
 
2013-11-06 10:46:59 AM
I mean, what does the public expect when you have a school called Dixon High?
 
2013-11-06 10:47:22 AM
Moooon Riiiver....
 
2013-11-06 10:48:28 AM
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-11-06 10:50:03 AM
As if being Ronald Reagan's boyhood home wasn't bad enough.

(kidding)
 
2013-11-06 10:53:13 AM
There is something about being a guy and a singing teacher, where if you don't at least act like you might be gay, you're doing it wrong. Maybe it's all that classical training and hanging around people with manners and grooming and a sense of drama.
 
2013-11-06 10:54:08 AM
Thank God we have the internet now so we know what pervs teachers have been all these years.
 
2013-11-06 10:55:35 AM
www.bloguin.com
 
2013-11-06 10:56:33 AM
Damn it now I want a bj
 
2013-11-06 10:56:36 AM
Right?
 
2013-11-06 10:57:19 AM
 
2013-11-06 10:57:36 AM
Everybody knows that a warm coating of semen improves voice quality. Kind of like honey, ask any singer.

Also, that guy's pic looks nothing like what I imagined a gay, vocal coach ephoebophile to look like (see Fark, I learn all kinds of things here, including that those attracted to teenagers are not pedophiles but whatever that word is I can't spell). I even added "Dendraphilia" to my vocabulary today, yeah!
 
2013-11-06 10:57:40 AM

ongbok: Right?


Try that again

3.bp.blogspot.com

Right?
 
2013-11-06 10:57:59 AM
Yet another mobile site that keeps kicking me out of my browser and sending me to the App Store to download their shiatty app.

I expect this outta Facebook links, not you, Fark.
 
2013-11-06 10:58:31 AM

Lesbian-Jesus: I guess the difference between the sick and the hot tag is the MM MF FM FF Dynamic ?


Exactly the fark hypocrachy I wanted to point out.
 
2013-11-06 11:01:30 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Where were these teachers when I was in highschool?


Elsewhere, blowing the more attractive students, I'd imagine.
 
2013-11-06 11:01:41 AM

WhyKnot: Lesbian-Jesus: I guess the difference between the sick and the hot tag is the MM MF FM FF Dynamic ?

Exactly the fark hypocrachy I wanted to point out.


So the bear turned a 16 year old into a chew toy whats the issue ?
 
2013-11-06 11:02:36 AM

TomD9938: AverageAmericanGuy: Where were these teachers when I was in highschool?

Elsewhere, blowing the more attractive students, I'd imagine.


fc02.deviantart.net
 
2013-11-06 11:02:55 AM

WhyKnot: Lesbian-Jesus: I guess the difference between the sick and the hot tag is the MM MF FM FF Dynamic ?

Exactly the fark hypocrachy I wanted to point out.


Not just Fark, but society in general.  If this'd been a female teacher blowing a 16 year old student, the student would be a hero to his peers and the teacher may well walk away with only getting fired and maybe a bit of probation.

But because it's a male teacher, they're going to put him under the prison for 7 years.

Something's farking wrong with the justice system when you compare the two situations.
 
2013-11-06 11:03:13 AM

WhyKnot: Lesbian-Jesus: I guess the difference between the sick and the hot tag is the MM MF FM FF Dynamic ?

Exactly the fark hypocrachy I wanted to point out.


You realize this has been reduced to a meme, right? It's in the comments after every single teacher screws a kid story on Fark. I can't tell if you guys are genuinely pissed or if that's the joke.
 
2013-11-06 11:03:17 AM
If I ever had a job were I worked with kids, I would have secret cameras everywhere! Except the bathroom, but I would definitely make sure one was pointed at the door, to prove I didn't go in there with them.

/sexy, sexy kids
//joking
///seriously, people (of any age) annoy me. so no chance of this happening, ever!
 
2013-11-06 11:05:55 AM

Jill'sNipple: WhyKnot: Lesbian-Jesus: I guess the difference between the sick and the hot tag is the MM MF FM FF Dynamic ?

Exactly the fark hypocrachy I wanted to point out.

You realize this has been reduced to a meme, right? It's in the comments after every single teacher screws a kid story on Fark. I can't tell if you guys are genuinely pissed or if that's the joke.


I think Jill'sNipple makes a good point.
 
2013-11-06 11:06:18 AM
Was it with butt-sex? I'm guessing butt-sex

/butt-sex!
 
2013-11-06 11:08:23 AM

Clint_Torres: If I ever had a job were I worked with kids, I would have secret cameras everywhere! Except the bathroom, but I would definitely make sure one was pointed at the door, to prove I didn't go in there with them.

/sexy, sexy kids
//joking
///seriously, people (of any age) annoy me. so no chance of this happening, ever!


I never meet privately with students. When they come to my office, I leave the door wide open. If we meet elsewhere, I make sure it's in public view. Not worth taking the chance. Plus, it cuts down on tearful requests for grade changes - I guess they don't like others to see them groveling.
 
2013-11-06 11:10:15 AM

Infernalist: WhyKnot: Lesbian-Jesus: I guess the difference between the sick and the hot tag is the MM MF FM FF Dynamic ?

Exactly the fark hypocrachy I wanted to point out.

Not just Fark, but society in general.  If this'd been a female teacher blowing a 16 year old student, the student would be a hero to his peers and the teacher may well walk away with only getting fired and maybe a bit of probation.

But because it's a male teacher, they're going to put him under the prison for 7 years.

Something's farking wrong with the justice system when you compare the two situations.


Why would they put him under the prison? Is that where the dungeon is?
 
2013-11-06 11:13:46 AM
This will tickle your uvula.
 
2013-11-06 11:14:36 AM
As a male voice teacher, I've always, ALWAYS, followed these basic rules:

- All lessons are video recorded
- All lessons are conducted in view of a window in an unlocked room.
- For any students under the age of majority, I provide a copy of my lesson schedule to the parents, and an open invitation to drop by any time.
- When lessons are done, the student leaves my studio. No hanging out for any reason.

One accusation can ruin a teacher's career, especially male teachers that work one-on-one with students. I've never been accused of anything, but I know a few folks who have. Luckily, one of them recorded his lessons as well, and everything turned out to be the student just being full of shait. However, he can no longer teach in his town, since the accusation pretty much ruined his home studio business.

/He sells insurance now.
 
2013-11-06 11:14:58 AM

Jill'sNipple: WhyKnot: Lesbian-Jesus: I guess the difference between the sick and the hot tag is the MM MF FM FF Dynamic ?

Exactly the fark hypocrachy I wanted to point out.

You realize this has been reduced to a meme, right? It's in the comments after every single teacher screws a kid story on Fark. I can't tell if you guys are genuinely pissed or if that's the joke.


it's now a thing is it? oh good, another bait il probably take

/gullible
 
2013-11-06 11:18:14 AM
My vocal teacher back in college told us to clench the anus to get a more solid tone in the upper register.

/maybe we should have been more skeptical since he didn't specify "clench your own anus"...
 
2013-11-06 11:18:24 AM

uncleacid: This will tickle your uvula.


snltranscripts.jt.org

It'll behoove ya to care for your uvula.
 
2013-11-06 11:18:37 AM

TomD9938: AverageAmericanGuy: Where were these teachers when I was in highschool?

Elsewhere, blowing the more attractive students, I'd imagine.


*snerk*
 
2013-11-06 11:19:28 AM

saberXray: One accusation can ruin a teacher's career, especially male teachers that work one-on-one with students. I've never been accused of anything, but I know a few folks who have. Luckily, one of them recorded his lessons as well, and everything turned out to be the student just being full of shait. However, he can no longer teach in his town, since the accusation pretty much ruined his home studio business.

...

mind you, I also know a voice teacher that got one of his students pregnant, so it's not as if these accusations are always false.
 
2013-11-06 11:21:28 AM

TomD9938: AverageAmericanGuy: Where were these teachers when I was in highschool?

Elsewhere, blowing the more attractive students, I'd imagine.



ZING!

/Nicely done
 
2013-11-06 11:21:46 AM

abhorrent1: Was it with butt-sex? I'm guessing butt-sex

/butt-sex!

/they're havin' butt-sex, cowboy butt-sex, SODOMEEE!

 
2013-11-06 11:22:22 AM

Theaetetus: My vocal teacher back in college told us to clench the anus to get a more solid tone in the upper register.

/maybe we should have been more skeptical since he didn't specify "clench your own anus"...


Mine in college used to poke my diaphragm, pull my hair, and slap my face.  And one time she got some dude to come in and teach us the Alexander Technique and we got down on all fours and panted like dogs.

I miss college.
 
2013-11-06 11:25:14 AM
I was trying to get into Oxford for uni, and had some 1 on 1 tuition with a young, male teacher. at his house. looking back now he was definitely hitting on me, but I was really naive and entirely unaware. and then his wife came home.

boy was she mad. that was the last session
 
2013-11-06 11:25:47 AM
This usually works well with hole notes in A minor.
 
2013-11-06 11:26:53 AM

dabbletech: This usually works well with hole notes in A minor.


lulz.  Well done.
 
2013-11-06 11:28:00 AM
did he cut his balls off?
 
2013-11-06 11:29:02 AM

dabbletech: This usually works well with hole notes in A minor.


careergirlnetwork.com
 
2013-11-06 11:32:39 AM

saberXray: As a male voice teacher, I've always, ALWAYS, followed these basic rules:

- All lessons are video recorded
- All lessons are conducted in view of a window in an unlocked room.
- For any students under the age of majority, I provide a copy of my lesson schedule to the parents, and an open invitation to drop by any time.
- When lessons are done, the student leaves my studio. No hanging out for any reason.

One accusation can ruin a teacher's career, especially male teachers that work one-on-one with students. I've never been accused of anything, but I know a few folks who have. Luckily, one of them recorded his lessons as well, and everything turned out to be the student just being full of shait. However, he can no longer teach in his town, since the accusation pretty much ruined his home studio business.

/He sells insurance now.


Hmm...you seem a little TOO prepared for an accusation. What are you hiding?
 
2013-11-06 11:33:50 AM

Jill'sNipple: WhyKnot: Lesbian-Jesus: I guess the difference between the sick and the hot tag is the MM MF FM FF Dynamic ?

Exactly the fark hypocrachy I wanted to point out.

You realize this has been reduced to a meme, right? It's in the comments after every single teacher screws a kid story on Fark. I can't tell if you guys are genuinely pissed or if that's the joke.


Yup, seen the chart. Doesn't make fark any less hypocritical. Fark libs love to rip the church and conservatives for their stance on same sex relationships, but then be ultra hypocritical when it comes to teacher /student relationships.
 
2013-11-06 11:34:01 AM
I think hypocrisy is the most misspelled word on the internet.
 
2013-11-06 11:35:50 AM

keypusher: I think hypocrisy is the most misspelled word on the internet.


nope. it's sorry
 
2013-11-06 11:37:32 AM

WhyKnot: Jill'sNipple: WhyKnot: Lesbian-Jesus: I guess the difference between the sick and the hot tag is the MM MF FM FF Dynamic ?

Exactly the fark hypocrachy I wanted to point out.

You realize this has been reduced to a meme, right? It's in the comments after every single teacher screws a kid story on Fark. I can't tell if you guys are genuinely pissed or if that's the joke.

Yup, seen the chart. Doesn't make fark any less hypocritical. Fark libs love to rip the church and conservatives for their stance on same sex relationships, but then be ultra hypocritical when it comes to teacher /student relationships.


Sexual abuse of a minor is not a "relationship" - unless, I guess, you're a Fark conservative.
 
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