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2013-11-06 10:19:21 AM  
He said if I liked my doctor, I could keep him.  Then my doctor moved away.  THANKS OBAMA
 
2013-11-06 10:23:43 AM  
Oh for fark's sake! We're having this thread AGAIN? Jesus farking christ.
 
2013-11-06 10:39:02 AM  
Actually, this whole thing reminds me of a great scene from one of the best sci-fi movies ever filmed. There's this kid, see, and he's like the best player in the world of this video game where you shoot alien spaceships. Only unknown to him, it's not really a video game, see? It's a recruitment tool for this alien civilization who's being invaded by another alien civilization. See, they have this super-awesome spaceship that can beat the alien invasion fleet all by itself, but they need an awesome pilot to fly it. And so they convince the kid to be their pilot and he's replaced on earth by a robot version of himself so nobody knows he's missing and off he goes to save the alien civilization. And lots of stuff happens that's not really important right now. What's important is that in the final scene, the kid is losing. There are so many alien invaders that his ship is just getting blown to pieces. Bam, kaboom, pow, missiles coming from every direction. You're on the edge of your seat because he's gonna die and the bad aliens are gonna win. But his ship has this special weapon, see? It's called the "death blossom." The only catch is that he has to lure every single attacker ship within range, and the only way he can do that is to play dead. So he's just sitting there in space like he's lost all his power, and the aliens are moving in, blasting away, destroying him piece by piece, and you think it's all over but then you see on his radar that the last few ships are almost within striking range and he waits just a little longer....just a little longer....and then KABLOOOIE. Death Blossom. And just like that the battle's over.

I'm not saying Obama is necessarily about to pull a death blossom, but it's something to think about.
 
2013-11-06 10:40:05 AM  
So the Washington Post is basically Fox News now, huh?
 
2013-11-06 10:40:57 AM  
devilsbedpost.com

Six, six links since yesterday, ah, ah, ah.
 
2013-11-06 10:41:16 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Actually, this whole thing reminds me of a great scene from one of the best sci-fi movies ever filmed. There's this kid, see, and he's like the best player in the world of this video game where you shoot alien spaceships. Only unknown to him, it's not really a video game, see? It's a recruitment tool for this alien civilization who's being invaded by another alien civilization. See, they have this super-awesome spaceship that can beat the alien invasion fleet all by itself, but they need an awesome pilot to fly it. And so they convince the kid to be their pilot and he's replaced on earth by a robot version of himself so nobody knows he's missing and off he goes to save the alien civilization. And lots of stuff happens that's not really important right now. What's important is that in the final scene, the kid is losing. There are so many alien invaders that his ship is just getting blown to pieces. Bam, kaboom, pow, missiles coming from every direction. You're on the edge of your seat because he's gonna die and the bad aliens are gonna win. But his ship has this special weapon, see? It's called the "death blossom." The only catch is that he has to lure every single attacker ship within range, and the only way he can do that is to play dead. So he's just sitting there in space like he's lost all his power, and the aliens are moving in, blasting away, destroying him piece by piece, and you think it's all over but then you see on his radar that the last few ships are almost within striking range and he waits just a little longer....just a little longer....and then KABLOOOIE. Death Blossom. And just like that the battle's over.

I'm not saying Obama is necessarily about to pull a death blossom, but it's something to think about.


s24.postimg.org
 
2013-11-06 10:48:23 AM  
i522.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-06 10:52:25 AM  

somedude210: Oh for fark's sake! We're having this thread AGAIN? Jesus farking christ.


Not quite the same thread.  This is the Obama lied because he is an idiot.  Not the, Obama lied to manipulate the electorate in 2012 because he is an evil genius.
 
2013-11-06 10:52:33 AM  

Dust: He said if I liked my doctor, I could keep him.  Then my doctor moved away.  THANKS OBAMA


yeah, my doctor died and I had to switch.  Thanks Obama!
 
2013-11-06 10:53:29 AM  

mrshowrules: somedude210: Oh for fark's sake! We're having this thread AGAIN? Jesus farking christ.

Not quite the same thread.  This is the Obama lied because he is an idiot.  Not the, Obama lied to manipulate the electorate in 2012 because he is an evil genius.


so, today he's an empty suit idiot.  wasn't he a mastermind that knew everything that would happen?
 
2013-11-06 10:58:50 AM  
It's simple, people. Obama is both an evil, micromanaging mastermind and an incompetent, insulated boob. He is the Islamic architect of the destruction of the US and a man incapable of tying his shoes every morning. He personally controls drones from a console in the Oval Office and follows it up with a meeting with the Joint Chiefs in which he invariably falls asleep.

Obama's golf outings are a perfect example of this, he hands huge packages of cash to presumably Muslim sleeper agent cells while completely wasting taxpayer money. I would say that he is highly skilled at being in two worlds at once but I would be downplaying his complete ineptitude. The only reason he quit smoking is because he is so insulated from the world that cigarettes can't make their way into his pocket.

Now this might sound completely preposterous, I mean how can someone be totally lazy and incompetent and at the same time personally overseeing a changeover to an Islamic state, but consider this for a minute: Obama is half-black AND half-white.
 
2013-11-06 11:03:48 AM  

somedude210: Oh for fark's sake! We're having this thread AGAIN? Jesus farking christ.


We're going to keep having it, too, until the cancellations are all processed.  That could take a long time.  If there are any employer-based plans that don't meet the minimums, this story could have traction well into next year as other coverage and rates are modified even for people who don't buy insurance on their own.

It's amusing to watch liberals insist Obama didn't fark up.  It's like a reverse tea party effect going on.
 
2013-11-06 11:03:58 AM  

mrshowrules: somedude210: Oh for fark's sake! We're having this thread AGAIN? Jesus farking christ.

Not quite the same thread.  This is the Obama lied because he is an idiot.  Not the, Obama lied to manipulate the electorate in 2012 because he is an evil genius.


No, we've had the idiot thread too.
 
2013-11-06 11:06:43 AM  

Lsherm: We're going to keep having it, too, until the cancellations are all processed.


That's cute, you think people are actually being dropped.
 
2013-11-06 11:12:26 AM  
We get it.. he's a Moop.
 
2013-11-06 11:15:31 AM  

somedude210: Oh for fark's sake! We're having this thread AGAIN? Jesus farking christ.


And apparently now we're comparing the ACA rollout to the blunders that led to the Iraq War.
 
2013-11-06 11:16:05 AM  

Dust: He said if I liked my doctor, I could keep him.  Then my doctor moved away.  THANKS OBAMA


Done in one (again...for the upteenth time).
 
2013-11-06 11:16:22 AM  

somedude210: Oh for fark's sake! We're having this thread AGAIN? Jesus farking christ.


Someone in the last thread basically dared the admins to green this one.

/how surprising
 
2013-11-06 11:16:46 AM  

jylcat: So the Washington Post is basically Fox News now, huh?


Heaven forbid someone say anything bad about Dear Leader.
 
2013-11-06 11:17:15 AM  

Lsherm: It's amusing to watch liberals insist Obama didn't fark up.  It's like a reverse tea party effect going on.


You can keep saying this until you're blue in the face, won't change anything.
 
2013-11-06 11:17:36 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Death Blossom.


1)  I love you
2)  How has there never been a space video game with a "Death Blossom" special attack?
 
2013-11-06 11:18:01 AM  

ManateeGag: mrshowrules: somedude210: Oh for fark's sake! We're having this thread AGAIN? Jesus farking christ.

Not quite the same thread.  This is the Obama lied because he is an idiot.  Not the, Obama lied to manipulate the electorate in 2012 because he is an evil genius.

so, today he's an empty suit idiot.  wasn't he a mastermind that knew everything that would happen?


The pendulum is swinging so fast now, they might have discovered a new potential renewable energy source.
 
2013-11-06 11:18:02 AM  

Lsherm: somedude210: Oh for fark's sake! We're having this thread AGAIN? Jesus farking christ.

We're going to keep having it, too, until the cancellations are all processed.  That could take a long time.  If there are any employer-based plans that don't meet the minimums, this story could have traction well into next year as other coverage and rates are modified even for people who don't buy insurance on their own.

It's amusing to watch liberals insist Obama didn't fark up.  It's like a reverse tea party effect going on.


Six whole sentences without an insult that must have been painful for you.
 
2013-11-06 11:18:05 AM  
"Obama is out of touch with reality and and isolated in a bubble of BS that he wants to hear," cried the Fox-viewers and AM-radio listeners, with no hint of irony.

"Our president should be someone who understands true reality for real Americans, someone with his fingers on the pulse of the American people," they continued. "Someone like Mitt Romney."
 
2013-11-06 11:18:10 AM  

justinguarini4ever: jylcat: So the Washington Post is basically Fox News now, huh?

Heaven forbid someone say anything bad about Dear Leader.


Your handle already disqualified you from saying anything relevant to the thread.
 
Kiz
2013-11-06 11:18:12 AM  
Obama said if I liked my doctor I could keep him. But when I imprisoned my doctor in my basement, the cops told me that was illegal now! Thanks, Obama!
 
2013-11-06 11:18:37 AM  

unlikely: mrshowrules: somedude210: Oh for fark's sake! We're having this thread AGAIN? Jesus farking christ.

Not quite the same thread.  This is the Obama lied because he is an idiot.  Not the, Obama lied to manipulate the electorate in 2012 because he is an evil genius.

No, we've had the idiot thread too.


Damn.  We need an evil idiot thread.
 
2013-11-06 11:19:22 AM  
Obama's haters have finally found an excuse to call him "boy."
 
2013-11-06 11:20:15 AM  

unlikely: mrshowrules: somedude210: Oh for fark's sake! We're having this thread AGAIN? Jesus farking christ.

Not quite the same thread.  This is the Obama lied because he is an idiot.  Not the, Obama lied to manipulate the electorate in 2012 because he is an evil genius.

No, we've had the idiot thread too.


Let's face it. Somewhere out there there's an admin with one hand on the green-light button and the other hand intent on getting every last luscious thrust out of that comparatively fresh chicken that he possibly can. Sure it's tedious, but who knows what he'd be up to if he didn't have this new pastime?
 
2013-11-06 11:21:14 AM  
The troll threads will continue until morale improves!
 
2013-11-06 11:21:26 AM  
He's not here for America... he's here for the WHOLE PLANET

img.fark.net
 
2013-11-06 11:21:34 AM  

justinguarini4ever: jylcat: So the Washington Post is basically Fox News now, huh?

Heaven forbid someone say anything bad about Dear Leader.


Heaven forbid anyone says anything NOT BAD about the President.  It's been near constant negativity from the media since the election.
 
2013-11-06 11:21:43 AM  

somedude210: Oh for fark's sake! We're having this thread AGAIN? Jesus farking christ.


I know, but the lies keep getting more creative and insane.

First we had, "The website's broke, Obamacare's a bummer, hurr dee hurr."

Then we got, "Obama lied, crap insurance plans died!"

Today we got, "But people's insurance plans make them pay more for out of network care! This is an outrage and all Obama's fault!"

And now we're getting, "I'm not saying this is Obama's Iraq, but this is Obama's Iraq."

Not to mention we're still getting people parroting the death panel and "we have to pass it to see what's in it," memes.

The ACA has been good for something, and that's bringing all the roaches out into the sunlight.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-11-06 11:22:39 AM  
img.4plebs.org
 
2013-11-06 11:22:41 AM  
Obamacare is Obama's Benghazi

rashmanly.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-06 11:23:11 AM  

verbaltoxin: And now we're getting, "I'm not saying this is Obama's Iraq, but this is Obama's Iraq."


It's just like Iraq - except without the torture and the hundreds of thousands dead.
 
2013-11-06 11:24:09 AM  

Rwa2play: justinguarini4ever: jylcat: So the Washington Post is basically Fox News now, huh?

Heaven forbid someone say anything bad about Dear Leader.

Your handle already disqualified you from saying anything relevant to the thread.


It sounds like you can't refute my point. If I changed my handle to Obamabot, would that allow me to say things in the thread?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-11-06 11:24:22 AM  

Granny_Panties: Obamacare is Obama's Benghazi

[rashmanly.files.wordpress.com image 450x970]


So left the felates banks.
 
2013-11-06 11:24:29 AM  
Where's the GOP brazzers chicken image?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-11-06 11:25:36 AM  

justinguarini4ever: Rwa2play: justinguarini4ever: jylcat: So the Washington Post is basically Fox News now, huh?

Heaven forbid someone say anything bad about Dear Leader.

Your handle already disqualified you from saying anything relevant to the thread.

It sounds like you can't refute my point. If I changed my handle to Obamabot, would that allow me to say things in the thread?


What point is that?  You've only made a stupid allusion that he is a communist.

I make an allusion that you need to support capitalism and buy a dictionary.
 
2013-11-06 11:26:31 AM  

Dust: He said if I liked my doctor, I could keep him.  Then my doctor moved away.  THANKS OBAMA


Oh yeah? My doctor DIED and Fartbongo won't bring him back from the dead! Thanks Fartbongo!
 
2013-11-06 11:27:02 AM  
Dat bubble.

totallyloveit.com
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-11-06 11:27:34 AM  
Obamacare/ACA Thread checklist (open to revision)

X 1. Someone calling Obama a Communist

X 2. "Facts" brought up that have been refuted at least fifteen times before.

X 3. Death Panels, Death Panels, cha cha cha.

... help
 
2013-11-06 11:27:59 AM  

Print'sNotDead: verbaltoxin: And now we're getting, "I'm not saying this is Obama's Iraq, but this is Obama's Iraq."

It's just like Iraq - except without the torture and the hundreds of thousands dead.


I'd mark that funny, but it's actually very sad.
 
2013-11-06 11:29:06 AM  

justinguarini4ever: Rwa2play: justinguarini4ever: jylcat: So the Washington Post is basically Fox News now, huh?

Heaven forbid someone say anything bad about Dear Leader.

Your handle already disqualified you from saying anything relevant to the thread.

It sounds like you can't refute my point. If I changed my handle to Obamabot, would that allow me to say things in the thread?


Excuse me, that's "Fearless Generalissimo" to you. If you're going to call us Commies, then stay up on the party lingo.
 
2013-11-06 11:29:18 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Actually, this whole thing reminds me of a great scene from one of the best sci-fi movies ever filmed. There's this kid, see, and he's like the best player in the world of this video game where you shoot alien spaceships. Only unknown to him, it's not really a video game, see? It's a recruitment tool for this alien civilization who's being invaded by another alien civilization. See, they have this super-awesome spaceship that can beat the alien invasion fleet all by itself, but they need an awesome pilot to fly it. And so they convince the kid to be their pilot and he's replaced on earth by a robot version of himself so nobody knows he's missing and off he goes to save the alien civilization. And lots of stuff happens that's not really important right now. What's important is that in the final scene, the kid is losing. There are so many alien invaders that his ship is just getting blown to pieces. Bam, kaboom, pow, missiles coming from every direction. You're on the edge of your seat because he's gonna die and the bad aliens are gonna win. But his ship has this special weapon, see? It's called the "death blossom." The only catch is that he has to lure every single attacker ship within range, and the only way he can do that is to play dead. So he's just sitting there in space like he's lost all his power, and the aliens are moving in, blasting away, destroying him piece by piece, and you think it's all over but then you see on his radar that the last few ships are almost within striking range and he waits just a little longer....just a little longer....and then KABLOOOIE. Death Blossom. And just like that the battle's over.

I'm not saying Obama is necessarily about to pull a death blossom, but it's something to think about.


I love your stories, PN, but I had to comment on this one.  The Gunstar wasn't getting blown to pieces.  Sure, it was getting hit by missiles and laser shots, but it was built to withstand them, up to a point.  And also, he didn't sit there like he lost all power, he only lost all power AFTER using Death Blossom, and the only way it could be restored was by using a RAM boost by diverting life support.  And his alien Navigator, Grig, did just that with a circuit board wired with a 9 volt battery coupling.

The battle didn't end there either, right after he destroyed the armada, the mothership tried to ram him.  Once power was restored, he was able to target the ship and destroy key parts of it, sending it hurling into the moon's gravitational field.

Otherwise, great story.
 
2013-11-06 11:29:33 AM  
www.godlikeproductions.com
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-11-06 11:29:47 AM  

ManateeGag: mrshowrules: somedude210: Oh for fark's sake! We're having this thread AGAIN? Jesus farking christ.

Not quite the same thread.  This is the Obama lied because he is an idiot.  Not the, Obama lied to manipulate the electorate in 2012 because he is an evil genius.

so, today he's an empty suit idiot.  wasn't he a mastermind that knew everything that would happen?


You mean the GOP doesn't have empty suit idiots?

deathandtaxesmag.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
 
2013-11-06 11:29:54 AM  

d23: justinguarini4ever: Rwa2play: justinguarini4ever: jylcat: So the Washington Post is basically Fox News now, huh?

Heaven forbid someone say anything bad about Dear Leader.

Your handle already disqualified you from saying anything relevant to the thread.

It sounds like you can't refute my point. If I changed my handle to Obamabot, would that allow me to say things in the thread?

What point is that?  You've only made a stupid allusion that he is a communist.

I make an allusion that you need to support capitalism and buy a dictionary.


I'm not making any allusions concerning Obama. I'm only making allusions concerning his followers.
 
2013-11-06 11:31:33 AM  

justinguarini4ever: d23: justinguarini4ever: Rwa2play: justinguarini4ever: jylcat: So the Washington Post is basically Fox News now, huh?

Heaven forbid someone say anything bad about Dear Leader.

Your handle already disqualified you from saying anything relevant to the thread.

It sounds like you can't refute my point. If I changed my handle to Obamabot, would that allow me to say things in the thread?

What point is that?  You've only made a stupid allusion that he is a communist.

I make an allusion that you need to support capitalism and buy a dictionary.

I'm not making any allusions concerning Obama. I'm only making allusions concerning his followers.


The people that worship him, that don't exist.
 
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