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(TMZ)   Charlie Sheen says he is waging a war on Brooke Mueller and DCFS, takes a page from Apocalypse Now and declares "I am beyond their timid lying morality, therefore I am beyond caring"   ( divider line
    More: Followup, DCFS, Charlie Sheen, TMZ, CAN'T PROTECT SHITE, Child and family services, Epic Movie, Martin Sheen, mixed race  
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2013-11-06 09:03:15 AM  
Yeah, well, he's probably right.
2013-11-06 09:24:03 AM  
In this case I'd say it's too bad DCFS doesn't have a child protection program like witness protection.

Those kids need new identities and should be moved abroad.
2013-11-06 10:19:51 AM  
"The horror, the horror."
2013-11-06 10:27:12 AM  
Gee, I didn't know Apocalypse Now was a book? Now Heart of Darkness...
2013-11-06 10:39:09 AM  
I loved you in Wallstreet.
2013-11-06 10:47:33 AM  
Cycling again, I see.

/Bipolar, how werk it.
2013-11-06 10:50:36 AM  
Charlie Sheen has declared war on sugar? He really has gone over the edge...
2013-11-06 10:59:27 AM  
2013-11-06 11:29:50 AM  
So does this mean we have to send a lesser burnout in to lop off his head?

/Never leave the boat.
2013-11-06 12:46:30 PM  
One through nine, no maybes, no supposes, no fractions. You can't travel in space-- you can't go out into space, you know, without, like, you know, uh, with fractions. What are you going to land on: one-quarter, three-eighths? What are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something? That's dialectic physics.
2013-11-06 03:17:16 PM  

2013-11-06 04:23:50 PM  
Well, if anybody can recognize a whore, I guess he can.
2013-11-06 06:20:46 PM  
Now get drunk and punch a mirror.
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