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(Sports Illustrated)   Woman shocked, SHOCKED that her husband takes her up on a bet they made on the Bears/Packers game. Husband stunned that he now faces six years in prison   (extramustard.si.com) divider line 12
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5690 clicks; posted to Sports » on 06 Nov 2013 at 11:31 AM (41 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-06 10:24:14 AM
4 votes:
Grant had used the stun gun twice on her butt and once on her thigh.

When you win, you get to do it once, dude, after that the bet is paid.
2013-11-06 01:08:07 PM
2 votes:

Sybarite: Why didn't they just wager butt sex like a normal couple?


She's a Packers fan, no way he'd be able to find the hole in between all those cottage cheese infused ass flaps.
2013-11-06 11:42:05 AM
2 votes:
If you are wanting to tase each other that much, you should probably not be married. If that's your idea of humor, then you should not reproduce.
2013-11-06 10:41:49 AM
2 votes:
Don't make bets you can't afford to lose. Also, don't taser your wife.

This story is full of life lessons.
2013-11-06 03:32:31 PM
1 votes:
Let's face facts, he was arrested for being a Bears fan.
2013-11-06 01:14:46 PM
1 votes:

meanmutton: psychopathic tendencies: meanmutton: psychopathic tendencies: Guess I'm not seeing the problem. Sounds more like a civil issue.

Since when are contractual issues taken up by the police?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegal_contract

Not a civil issue.

Not applicable. Illegal contracts are defined by their inability to be  enforced by the court, i.e. the husband couldn't sue to fulfill the contract if the wife reneged. From the page: "...the courts will not enforce because the purpose of the agreement is to achieve an illegal end."

Eh, it's a ridiculous point but this is the pedantic hill to die on today.  If it can't be enforced by the court, it's not, as you initially stated, a civil issue.  The only thing left is the legal issues involving assulault, illegal possession of a weapon, and domestic violence.

Okay, not going to die on the hill.  You disagree, cool, not going to argue my stupid point further.


I think we actually agree, so no need for any hill death; the two bold issues above were the ones I assumed were the alleged crimes, and the reason hubs was arrested. Since that's not the case, my original point is now pretty much pointless. (Even though an unenforcible civil issue is still a civil issue.)

And hey, come on - what would Fark be without unmitigated pedantry?
2013-11-06 11:59:54 AM
1 votes:
stun gun != taser
2013-11-06 11:55:49 AM
1 votes:

psychopathic tendencies: Guess I'm not seeing the problem. Sounds more like a civil issue.

Since when are contractual issues taken up by the police?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegal_contract

Not a civil issue.
2013-11-06 11:44:57 AM
1 votes:
After 6 years of prison, I bet the make-up sex is going to be varied and wild. And probably result in another long prison term.
2013-11-06 11:38:24 AM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: Don't make bets you can't afford to lose. Also, don't taser your wife.

This story is full of life lessons.


And if you have to tase her bro, don't taser her an additional two times.

/although it might have been one if the ones that shoots four pads or whatever.
2013-11-06 10:52:00 AM
1 votes:
Guess I'm not seeing the problem. Sounds more like a civil issue.

Since when are contractual issues taken up by the police?
2013-11-06 10:30:19 AM
1 votes:
Why didn't they just wager butt sex like a normal couple?
 
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