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(Sports Illustrated)   Woman shocked, SHOCKED that her husband takes her up on a bet they made on the Bears/Packers game. Husband stunned that he now faces six years in prison   (extramustard.si.com) divider line 62
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2013-11-06 10:24:14 AM
Grant had used the stun gun twice on her butt and once on her thigh.

When you win, you get to do it once, dude, after that the bet is paid.
 
2013-11-06 10:30:19 AM
Why didn't they just wager butt sex like a normal couple?
 
2013-11-06 10:37:28 AM

Sybarite: Why didn't they just wager butt sex like a normal couple?


I'm guessing he didn't have that much faith in the Bears winning.
 
2013-11-06 10:41:49 AM
Don't make bets you can't afford to lose. Also, don't taser your wife.

This story is full of life lessons.
 
2013-11-06 10:52:00 AM
Guess I'm not seeing the problem. Sounds more like a civil issue.

Since when are contractual issues taken up by the police?
 
2013-11-06 11:21:48 AM

Sybarite: Why didn't they just wager butt sex like a normal couple?


i236.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-06 11:28:55 AM

psychopathic tendencies: Guess I'm not seeing the problem. Sounds more like a civil issue.

Since when are contractual issues taken up by the police?


Because they fulfilled the terms in a bowling alley for all to see.
 
2013-11-06 11:34:02 AM

miss diminutive: Don't make bets you can't afford to lose. Also, don't taser your wife.

This story is full of life lessons.


Truth
 
2013-11-06 11:38:24 AM

miss diminutive: Don't make bets you can't afford to lose. Also, don't taser your wife.

This story is full of life lessons.


And if you have to tase her bro, don't taser her an additional two times.

/although it might have been one if the ones that shoots four pads or whatever.
 
2013-11-06 11:40:14 AM

psychopathic tendencies: Guess I'm not seeing the problem. Sounds more like a civil issue.

Since when are contractual issues taken up by the police?


Because Wisconsin frowns upon taser shenanigans.
 
2013-11-06 11:42:05 AM
If you are wanting to tase each other that much, you should probably not be married. If that's your idea of humor, then you should not reproduce.
 
2013-11-06 11:42:10 AM
I just heard this (unfunny) joke from Anthony Jeselnik on XM's Comedy Central channel last night... "it's OK, officers, I already tasered her"

What a terrible set, too. I'm sad he got to bang Amy Schumer.
 
2013-11-06 11:42:50 AM

Diogenes: psychopathic tendencies: Guess I'm not seeing the problem. Sounds more like a civil issue.

Since when are contractual issues taken up by the police?

Because they fulfilled the terms in a bowling alley for all to see.


The blog's light on details, but I'm still having trouble justifying the arrest. I'm going to guess a good attorney get's the charges dropped, or at least reduced to something minor like disturbing the peace.


miss diminutive: Also, don't taser your wife.


Totally. Key her in the kidneys so it doesn't leave a mark, and for FSM's sake, do it at home.
 
2013-11-06 11:43:12 AM

LesserEvil: I just heard this (unfunny) joke from Anthony Jeselnik


So, a joke from Anthony Jeselnik.
 
2013-11-06 11:44:57 AM
After 6 years of prison, I bet the make-up sex is going to be varied and wild. And probably result in another long prison term.
 
2013-11-06 11:47:20 AM

psychopathic tendencies: I'm going to guess a good attorney get's the charges dropped


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2013-11-06 11:55:49 AM

psychopathic tendencies: Guess I'm not seeing the problem. Sounds more like a civil issue.

Since when are contractual issues taken up by the police?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegal_contract

Not a civil issue.
 
2013-11-06 11:59:52 AM
There are fetish sites related to this sort of act.... watch a video instead.
 
2013-11-06 11:59:54 AM
stun gun != taser
 
2013-11-06 12:01:11 PM

psychopathic tendencies: Diogenes: psychopathic tendencies: Guess I'm not seeing the problem. Sounds more like a civil issue.

Since when are contractual issues taken up by the police?

Because they fulfilled the terms in a bowling alley for all to see.

The blog's light on details, but I'm still having trouble justifying the arrest. I'm going to guess a good attorney get's the charges dropped, or at least reduced to something minor like disturbing the peace.


Considering that in Wisconsin you need a permit for a stun gun and he didn't have one, this might have been the reduced charge.
 
2013-11-06 12:03:09 PM
Link

The local paper has more, including a photo of what a guy who would taser his wife's butt might look like. You need a conceal carry permit for a taser gun thingy in Wisconsin. Also this couple lives in a truck. Pretty much everything you would expect.
 
2013-11-06 12:04:30 PM
Well, the guy IS a Bears fan, so this level of stupidity is to be expected.

*ducks*
 
2013-11-06 12:06:25 PM
Ladies, this is why you can join the club.

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2013-11-06 12:15:14 PM
According to the newspaper article linked to by someonelse, he isn't in trouble for tasing her, he was arrested for the possession of a taser without a permit.  The police found she had, indeed, consented to the tasing itself.

In reviewing the woman's text messages about the bet and a cellphone video, the officer determined that she did make the bet with her husband and that she did consent to having a stun gun being used on her. She told the officers that she didn't think her husband would actually use the weapon on her.
The woman filled out a no consent form prior to the officer speaking with Grant. The form was considered void after reviewing the texts and video. In searching Grant's semi-truck, police found a black stun gun. He was then taken into custody.
If convicted, Grant faces up to $10,000 in fines and up to six years in prison. Stun guns are illegal in Wisconsin without a conceal and carry permit. The man did not have a conceal and carry permit in any state. A Horicon Police officer and Dodge County Sheriff's deputy also responded to the incident.
 
2013-11-06 12:17:12 PM

meanmutton: psychopathic tendencies: Guess I'm not seeing the problem. Sounds more like a civil issue.

Since when are contractual issues taken up by the police?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegal_contract

Not a civil issue.


Not applicable. Illegal contracts are defined by their inability to be  enforced by the court, i.e. the husband couldn't sue to fulfill the contract if the wife reneged. From the page: "...the courts will not enforce because the purpose of the agreement is to achieve an illegal end."

meanmutton: psychopathic tendencies: Diogenes: psychopathic tendencies: Guess I'm not seeing the problem. Sounds more like a civil issue.

The blog's light on details, but I'm still having trouble justifying the arrest. I'm going to guess a good attorney get's the charges dropped, or at least reduced to something minor like disturbing the peace.

Considering that in Wisconsin you need a permit for a stun gun and he didn't have one, this might have been the reduced charge.


I didn't know that - now it's all coming together. The charges have little to do with the wife getting zapped, just that hubby had an illegal zapper.
 
2013-11-06 12:19:04 PM

Theaetetus: psychopathic tendencies: I'm going to guess a good attorney get's the charges dropped

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All that talent,Theatetus, and you waste it on typo's?

Boner. ; )
 
2013-11-06 12:23:55 PM

LesserEvil: I just heard this (unfunny) joke from Anthony Jeselnik on XM's Comedy Central channel last night... "it's OK, officers, I already tasered her"

What a terrible set, too. I'm sad he got to bang Amy Schumer.


You mentioned Jeselnik....unfunny is a given.
 
2013-11-06 12:26:21 PM
Come on.  Take your medicine like a man.  No crying and no cops when it's time to settle up.
 
2013-11-06 12:40:50 PM

Sybarite: Why didn't they just wager butt sex like a normal couple?


Came (har!) for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-11-06 12:44:58 PM
Taser?  Taser taser taser taser taser TASE 'ER!
 
2013-11-06 12:53:44 PM

psychopathic tendencies: meanmutton: psychopathic tendencies: Guess I'm not seeing the problem. Sounds more like a civil issue.

Since when are contractual issues taken up by the police?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegal_contract

Not a civil issue.

Not applicable. Illegal contracts are defined by their inability to be  enforced by the court, i.e. the husband couldn't sue to fulfill the contract if the wife reneged. From the page: "...the courts will not enforce because the purpose of the agreement is to achieve an illegal end."


Eh, it's a ridiculous point but this is the pedantic hill to die on today.  If it can't be enforced by the court, it's not, as you initially stated, a civil issue.  The only thing left is the legal issues involving assulault, illegal possession of a weapon, and domestic violence.

Okay, not going to die on the hill.  You disagree, cool, not going to argue my stupid point further.
 
2013-11-06 01:08:07 PM

Sybarite: Why didn't they just wager butt sex like a normal couple?


She's a Packers fan, no way he'd be able to find the hole in between all those cottage cheese infused ass flaps.
 
2013-11-06 01:12:40 PM

SlagginOff: Sybarite: Why didn't they just wager butt sex like a normal couple?

She's a Packers fan, no way he'd be able to find the hole in between all those cottage cheese infused ass flaps.


Fudge packer?
 
2013-11-06 01:13:50 PM

psychopathic tendencies: miss diminutive: Also, don't taser your wife.

Totally. Key her in the kidneys so it doesn't leave a mark, and for FSM's sake, do it at home


A key to the kidneys sounds like it would leave a mark. A grapefruit in a sock, now that's stealthy.
 
2013-11-06 01:14:46 PM

meanmutton: psychopathic tendencies: meanmutton: psychopathic tendencies: Guess I'm not seeing the problem. Sounds more like a civil issue.

Since when are contractual issues taken up by the police?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegal_contract

Not a civil issue.

Not applicable. Illegal contracts are defined by their inability to be  enforced by the court, i.e. the husband couldn't sue to fulfill the contract if the wife reneged. From the page: "...the courts will not enforce because the purpose of the agreement is to achieve an illegal end."

Eh, it's a ridiculous point but this is the pedantic hill to die on today.  If it can't be enforced by the court, it's not, as you initially stated, a civil issue.  The only thing left is the legal issues involving assulault, illegal possession of a weapon, and domestic violence.

Okay, not going to die on the hill.  You disagree, cool, not going to argue my stupid point further.


I think we actually agree, so no need for any hill death; the two bold issues above were the ones I assumed were the alleged crimes, and the reason hubs was arrested. Since that's not the case, my original point is now pretty much pointless. (Even though an unenforcible civil issue is still a civil issue.)

And hey, come on - what would Fark be without unmitigated pedantry?
 
2013-11-06 01:26:13 PM

miss diminutive: psychopathic tendencies: miss diminutive: Also, don't taser your wife.

Totally. Key her in the kidneys so it doesn't leave a mark, and for FSM's sake, do it at home

A key to the kidneys sounds like it would leave a mark. A grapefruit in a sock, now that's stealthy.


Yeah, you might be right. I was imagining a makeshift kubotan, but their points are a bit more oblique.
 
2013-11-06 01:26:37 PM

SlagginOff: Sybarite: Why didn't they just wager butt sex like a normal couple?

She's a Packers fan, no way he'd be able to find the hole in between all those cottage cheese infused ass flaps.


He's a Bears fan, so he probably couldn't find his wiener in between the rolls of deep-dish "pizza."
 
2013-11-06 01:41:23 PM

KSCA75: According to the newspaper article linked to by someonelse, he isn't in trouble for tasing her, he was arrested for the possession of a taser without a permit.  The police found she had, indeed, consented to the tasing itself.


Six farking years just for having a taser? Christ the laws are farking stupid.
 
2013-11-06 01:42:59 PM
psychopathic tendencies:
And hey, come on - what would Fark be without unmitigated pedantry?

Boring
 
2013-11-06 01:46:28 PM

abhorrent1: KSCA75: According to the newspaper article linked to by someonelse, he isn't in trouble for tasing her, he was arrested for the possession of a taser without a permit.  The police found she had, indeed, consented to the tasing itself.

Six farking years just for having a taser? Christ the laws are farking stupid.


You can kill someone with them, you know.  And remember, Wisconsin has historically not been down with the whole "concealed carry" thing, which is only a couple years old in the state.
 
2013-11-06 02:02:40 PM
This could be something. Anyone on the NFL predictions who picks losing teams gets tazered for each wrong pick.

C'mere, Boomer, I'm not done with your ass!
 
2013-11-06 02:05:43 PM

skinink: C'mere, Boomer, I'm not done with your ass!


They should taser that fat f*ck every time he keeps talking when he should be taking a breath.

God, that's annoying!
 
2013-11-06 02:36:10 PM

someonelse: he probably couldn't find his wiener in between the rolls of deep-dish "pizza."


i.i.cbsi.com

???
 
2013-11-06 02:46:49 PM
Aww come on. Who hasn't wanted to taser their wife?
 
2013-11-06 02:53:18 PM

Electromax: someonelse: he probably couldn't find his wiener in between the rolls of deep-dish "pizza."

[i.i.cbsi.com image 620x350]

???


It comes with a free mustard drizzle. In 30 minutes or less.
 
2013-11-06 02:54:49 PM
I don't get it.  The couple is from Tinley Park (IL) but they live in a truck in Mayville WI?

I'd rather live in a truck than Tinley.
 
2013-11-06 03:00:23 PM

miss diminutive: Don't make bets you can't afford to lose. Also, don't taser your wife.

This story is full of life lessons.


Also mixed marriages never work. Bears fans should marry bears fans.
 
2013-11-06 03:05:07 PM

mikaloyd: miss diminutive: Don't make bets you can't afford to lose. Also, don't taser your wife.

This story is full of life lessons.

Also mixed marriages never work. Bears fans should marry bears fans.


A Bears fan could also marry Uncle Rico, since they're both stuck in 1985.
 
2013-11-06 03:05:07 PM
Tase my wife.. please.
 
2013-11-06 03:08:32 PM
i.imgur.com
 
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