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(   Caller demands cops investigate after cheeseburger served without any cheese. Probably just as well cops in the UK are not armed   ( divider line
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2013-11-06 09:04:23 AM  
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And another caller asked: "There's a pigeon with a broken wing in my garden, can you come out and help?"

I can't help picturing a cop showing up, walking into the garden, beating the pigeon to death with a truncheon, and leaving.
2013-11-06 10:44:51 AM  
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2013-11-06 10:22:27 AM  
2 votes:
It makes more sense when you know the caller was a cat.
2013-11-06 10:53:26 AM  
1 vote:

Have you in fact got any cheese here at all?
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