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(STV.tv)   Caller demands cops investigate after cheeseburger served without any cheese. Probably just as well cops in the UK are not armed   (news.stv.tv) divider line 20
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2013-11-06 09:04:23 AM  
And another caller asked: "There's a pigeon with a broken wing in my garden, can you come out and help?"

I can't help picturing a cop showing up, walking into the garden, beating the pigeon to death with a truncheon, and leaving.
 
2013-11-06 09:21:27 AM  

Sybarite: And another caller asked: "There's a pigeon with a broken wing in my garden, can you come out and help?"

I can't help picturing a cop showing up, walking into the garden, beating the pigeon to death with a truncheon, and leaving.


Very Monty Pythonesque.
 
2013-11-06 10:10:36 AM  
It was taken by a cheese burglar.
 
2013-11-06 10:17:08 AM  

Diogenes: Sybarite: And another caller asked: "There's a pigeon with a broken wing in my garden, can you come out and help?"

I can't help picturing a cop showing up, walking into the garden, beating the pigeon to death with a truncheon, and leaving.

Very Monty Pythonesque.


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just bang it on the counter
 
2013-11-06 10:22:27 AM  
It makes more sense when you know the caller was a cat.
 
2013-11-06 10:23:59 AM  
There should be a lawyer emergency number. In case of emergency, you call 911 (or whatever number they use in British). But in the case of not quite an emergency, you call 811, the number for emergency lawyer who can help you set up a case against your tormentor.
 
2013-11-06 10:44:51 AM  
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2013-11-06 10:53:26 AM  
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Have you in fact got any cheese here at all?
 
2013-11-06 11:03:45 AM  
That is a 30 cent theft right there.
 
2013-11-06 11:07:03 AM  
He said to her 'I'd like a cheeseburger, and I might like a milkshake as well.'
She said to him 'I can't give you either.'
And he said 'Isn't this Burger Bell?'
She said 'Yes it is, but we're closed now, and we open tomorrow at 10.'
He said 'I am extremely hungry, but I guess I can wait until then!'

For his cheeseburger, his precious cheeseburger. He'll wait for you-oo, yea!


/This might actually be obscure on FARK.
 
2013-11-06 11:20:15 AM  
I like my burgers like I like my spaghetti.
 
2013-11-06 11:21:09 AM  
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I will gladly pay you Tuesday, for a cheeseburger today.
 
2013-11-06 11:42:15 AM  
Guess where the cheese went...

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2013-11-06 11:49:17 AM  

INeedAName: He said to her 'I'd like a cheeseburger, and I might like a milkshake as well.'
She said to him 'I can't give you either.'
And he said 'Isn't this Burger Bell?'
She said 'Yes it is, but we're closed now, and we open tomorrow at 10.'
He said 'I am extremely hungry, but I guess I can wait until then!'

For his cheeseburger, his precious cheeseburger. He'll wait for you-oo, yea!


/This might actually be obscure on FARK.


Veggietales is obscure now?
 
2013-11-06 12:03:05 PM  

kitsuneymg: INeedAName: He said to her 'I'd like a cheeseburger, and I might like a milkshake as well.'
She said to him 'I can't give you either.'
And he said 'Isn't this Burger Bell?'
She said 'Yes it is, but we're closed now, and we open tomorrow at 10.'
He said 'I am extremely hungry, but I guess I can wait until then!'

For his cheeseburger, his precious cheeseburger. He'll wait for you-oo, yea!


/This might actually be obscure on FARK.

Veggietales is obscure now?


On FARK it might be.
 
2013-11-06 01:02:27 PM  
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You'll get nothing and like it!
 
2013-11-06 01:09:04 PM  

Sybarite: And another caller asked: "There's a pigeon with a broken wing in my garden, can you come out and help?"

I can't help picturing a cop showing up, walking into the garden, beating the pigeon to death with a truncheon, and leaving.


Job done!

/Then points the truncheon (I guess that's what we in the states would call a night stick) at the homeowner and says "You know, you could have done that yourself you lazy git."
 
2013-11-06 01:22:37 PM  
He and Pookie could have just burned the motherfarker down.
 
2013-11-06 09:53:40 PM  
They would have been more sympathetic if it was a problem with a litre of cola.
 
2013-11-07 12:11:56 AM  
Since it was in Scotland (I suppose technically the UK) do they have guns? Too lazy to look it up.
 
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