Elegy: How do you smash a jeep with a creek?
Sybarite: Another crime to lay at the feet of Carrie Underwood.
Random Anonymous Blackmail: John Buck 41At least she's cute.I don't know, she kind of has that could be a dude look to her.
ChipNASA: I'd paddle her if you know what I mean.
John Buck 41: At least she's cute.
Tom_Slick: Elegy: How do you smash a jeep with a creek?[www.jeepcarnage.com image 730x548]
jlf1976: I found Waldo!
Buggar: Tom_Slick: Elegy: How do you smash a jeep with a creek?[www.jeepcarnage.com image 730x548]That ice is too thin to be driving on.
cwick: A girl that hot from Fiddebord? Wow, I didn't know they existed!
cgraves67: John Buck 41: At least she's cute.Cute enough. I'd Bangor Daily.
Loaf's Tray: I saw an episode of Cops many years ago where they responded to a domestic disturbance call from a woman who said her two sons wouldn't stop fighting (these were both adults in their mid-40's, who still lived with her)...cops showed up, got the sob story from the mom about how she was at her wits end, didn't know what to do about them anymore, etc., then took the brothers (both falling-down drunk) off into separate rooms to talk to them. One of the guys was bleeding profusely from the side of his head, said his brother hit him with a boat oar...of course the brother didn't know anything about it, said the guy probably tripped in the driveway while they were chasing each other around the yard.So one of the cops goes to search the tall grass in the back-40 looking for the boat oar, while the rest get both the brothers together to hash out the "he started it / nuh-uh, HE started it" stuff...after a couple minutes, the first cop is heard off-screen saying "is this the oar?"...the camera cuts over to him, and he's holding up an aluminum canoe paddle with the wide end bent 90-degrees from the handle from the force of being smashed across the guy's face...I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe...
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