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(Bangor Daily News)   Maine woman up the creek without a paddle because she used it to smash her ex-boyfriend's Jeep Cherokee   (bangordailynews.com) divider line 24
    More: Amusing, Jeep Cherokee, Maine, jeeps, Jessica Letellier, canoes, Biddeford  
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2013-11-06 08:50:20 AM
Another crime to lay at the feet of Carrie Underwood.
 
2013-11-06 09:21:23 AM
How do you smash a jeep with a creek?
 
2013-11-06 09:32:54 AM

Elegy: How do you smash a jeep with a creek?


www.jeepcarnage.com
 
2013-11-06 09:40:37 AM
At least she's cute.
 
2013-11-06 09:55:43 AM
Did she carve her name into his le...

Sybarite: Another crime to lay at the feet of Carrie Underwood.


blargh.

In other news, I f*#%ing HATE that song.
 
2013-11-06 10:21:20 AM
John Buck 41


At least she's cute.

I don't know, she kind of has that could be a dude look to her.
 
2013-11-06 10:28:25 AM
I'd paddle her if you know what I mean.
 
2013-11-06 10:35:23 AM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: John Buck 41


At least she's cute.

I don't know, she kind of has that could be a dude look to her.


ChipNASA: I'd paddle her if you know what I mean.


She could be your altered boy.
 
2013-11-06 10:42:42 AM
A girl that hot from Fiddebord?  Wow, I didn't know they existed!
 
2013-11-06 10:45:29 AM
I found Waldo!
 
2013-11-06 10:45:45 AM
Wait, it's not ok for women to act irrationally and criminally just because they're upset? they are subject to the same laws that men are?

Who knew.
 
2013-11-06 10:48:30 AM
Up Shiat Creek in a wire canoe.
 
2013-11-06 10:59:18 AM

John Buck 41: At least she's cute.


Cute enough. I'd Bangor Daily.
 
2013-11-06 11:12:23 AM
www.screencaptures.net
/hot
//oh so very hot
 
2013-11-06 11:23:23 AM
I'd give her some oar-all.

/If you kno... blah blah blah.
 
2013-11-06 11:34:55 AM

Tom_Slick: Elegy: How do you smash a jeep with a creek?

[www.jeepcarnage.com image 730x548]


That ice is too thin to be driving on.
 
2013-11-06 11:40:25 AM

jlf1976: I found Waldo!


Actually, this happened in Waldo county, but Waldo, Maine is about 20 minutes away from Unity.
tmyk
 
2013-11-06 11:53:05 AM
I saw an episode of Cops many years ago where they responded to a domestic disturbance call from a woman who said her two sons wouldn't stop fighting (these were both adults in their mid-40's, who still lived with her)...cops showed up, got the sob story from the mom about how she was at her wits end, didn't know what to do about them anymore, etc., then took the brothers (both falling-down drunk) off into separate rooms to talk to them.  One of the guys was bleeding profusely from the side of his head, said his brother hit him with a boat oar...of course the brother didn't know anything about it, said the guy probably tripped in the driveway while they were chasing each other around the yard.

So one of the cops goes to search the tall grass in the back-40 looking for the boat oar, while the rest get both the brothers together to hash out the "he started it / nuh-uh, HE started it" stuff...after a couple minutes, the first cop is heard off-screen saying "is this the oar?"...the camera cuts over to him, and he's holding up an aluminum canoe paddle with the wide end bent 90-degrees from the handle from the force of being smashed across the guy's face...I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe...
 
2013-11-06 11:54:01 AM
I'd float her boat.
 
2013-11-06 11:58:50 AM

Buggar: Tom_Slick: Elegy: How do you smash a jeep with a creek?

[www.jeepcarnage.com image 730x548]

That ice is too thin to be driving on.


It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand...
 
2013-11-06 11:59:03 AM

John Buck 41: At least she's cute.


cwick: A girl that hot from Fiddebord?  Wow, I didn't know they existed!


cgraves67: John Buck 41: At least she's cute.

Cute enough. I'd Bangor Daily.


from what i've heard about maine, she's downright gorgeous
 
2013-11-06 12:19:40 PM
I would paddle her canoe. What? It's already been done? Feck. She's hot. There, I said it.
 
2013-11-06 12:39:55 PM
The part the songs always leave out

When Johnny Law shows up and doesnt find your righteous anger as interesting as personal property laws.
 
2013-11-06 12:40:24 PM

Loaf's Tray: I saw an episode of Cops many years ago where they responded to a domestic disturbance call from a woman who said her two sons wouldn't stop fighting (these were both adults in their mid-40's, who still lived with her)...cops showed up, got the sob story from the mom about how she was at her wits end, didn't know what to do about them anymore, etc., then took the brothers (both falling-down drunk) off into separate rooms to talk to them.  One of the guys was bleeding profusely from the side of his head, said his brother hit him with a boat oar...of course the brother didn't know anything about it, said the guy probably tripped in the driveway while they were chasing each other around the yard.

So one of the cops goes to search the tall grass in the back-40 looking for the boat oar, while the rest get both the brothers together to hash out the "he started it / nuh-uh, HE started it" stuff...after a couple minutes, the first cop is heard off-screen saying "is this the oar?"...the camera cuts over to him, and he's holding up an aluminum canoe paddle with the wide end bent 90-degrees from the handle from the force of being smashed across the guy's face...I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe...


CSB man.  No really, you got a link I'd love to see that one.
 
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