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(New York Daily News)   ♫ I want to be a part of it: New York, New Yor-- *BONG*   (nydailynews.com) divider line 40
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2013-11-06 08:47:14 AM  
The Sheriff is a New Yorker?
 
2013-11-06 08:47:22 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-06 08:48:44 AM  

Son of Thunder: The Sheriff is a New Yorker?


Hehehe. Over in one.
 
2013-11-06 08:50:51 AM  

MooseUpNorth: Son of Thunder: The Sheriff is a New Yorker?

Hehehe. Over in one.


We want to offer a laurel and hardy handshake to our New.... Yorker.
 
2013-11-06 08:51:09 AM  
Kind of like that luge rider who hit that upright: BONGK!
Ugly, just ugly.
But Darwin always wins.
 
2013-11-06 08:53:38 AM  
George, george, George of the burroughs, watch out for that beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam!
 
2013-11-06 08:54:42 AM  
www.fritriac.de
 
2013-11-06 08:55:51 AM  
top 10 other places where "surfing" is likely to end badly:

pizza oven
dumpster
....
 
2013-11-06 08:56:48 AM  
Isa Islam, 17, of Brooklyn, was rushed to Lutheran Hospital in critical condition after the 2:20 a.m. accident.

We should have listened.  It looks like Islam is dangerous.
 
2013-11-06 09:00:22 AM  

fruitloop: Isa Islam, 17, of Brooklyn, was rushed to Lutheran Hospital in critical condition after the 2:20 a.m. accident.

We should have listened.  It looks like Islam is dangerous.


and he's depending on lutherans to save him
 
2013-11-06 09:01:09 AM  
Should have hopped on a bus instead.
 
2013-11-06 09:02:08 AM  
That headline gave me a surprisingly gratifying visual
 
2013-11-06 09:08:50 AM  
www.jlh-design.com

Seriously though, I hope the beam was ok. Those things are a biatch to replace.
 
2013-11-06 09:09:44 AM  
Bad day at golf: *WHACK!* Oh, shiat!
Bad day subway surfing: Oh, shiat! *WHACK!*

You'd think subway tunnels weren't built with the idea of riders on top.
 
2013-11-06 09:11:47 AM  
But did he shoot the hostage?
 
2013-11-06 09:11:47 AM  

Son of Thunder: The Sheriff is a New Yorker?


NEW YORK CITY!

Get a rope.
 
2013-11-06 09:12:46 AM  
Before reading the article I thought that subway surfing was a euphemism for suicide by train.  It appears I was almost correct.
 
2013-11-06 09:14:01 AM  
t.qkme.me
 
2013-11-06 09:14:02 AM  
Age: 17
Day: Tuesday
Time: 2:20am

WTF?!?!?!?
 
2013-11-06 09:16:49 AM  

skinink: But did he shoot the hostage?


You know what I liked about that guy? He was tall.

/obscure
 
2013-11-06 09:17:23 AM  
Yeah, but I'm taller.
 
2013-11-06 09:17:40 AM  
That is soooo 80's

mindfieldonline.files.wordpress.com

popbabble.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-06 09:20:31 AM  

Son of Thunder: The Sheriff is a New Yorker?


The Mayor's wife is a ni-BONG!
 
2013-11-06 09:21:32 AM  
Dude was smoking bad chemicals called synthetic marijuana.
But if he drank drano and they called it synthetic Jack Daniels, there would be a law suit.
 
2013-11-06 09:23:59 AM  

theknuckler_33: Age: 17
Day: Tuesday
Time: 2:20am

WTF?!?!?!?


2:20, 2:21. Whatever it takes.
 
2013-11-06 09:24:41 AM  
Isa 'F-Train' Steelbeam is a pretty good porn name.
 
2013-11-06 09:27:17 AM  
Isa I-slam into stuff with my skull.
 
2013-11-06 09:31:39 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-06 09:36:32 AM  
He Dennis Hoppered himself?
 
2013-11-06 09:48:26 AM  
i1136.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-06 10:13:44 AM  
forgifs.com

It's never the beam that gives way...
 
2013-11-06 10:35:45 AM  

Son of Thunder: The Sheriff is a New Yorker?


Leaving satisfied.

CSB:
FARK has ruined me for decent society.  Whenever certain words, phrases, or stories that get reactions from relatives pop up in the wild, and I start giggling or have a smirk on my face, it's hard to explain the joke to "normies".
 
2013-11-06 10:49:19 AM  
"atop of"?

"ATOP OF"???
 
2013-11-06 10:51:23 AM  
i45.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-06 11:24:54 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: [forgifs.com image 300x163]

It's never the beam that gives way...


Was the subway tunnel beam's height was 11'8"?
 
2013-11-06 11:37:50 AM  

Fubegra: The Irresponsible Captain: [forgifs.com image 300x163]

It's never the beam that gives way...

Was the subway tunnel beam's height was 11'8"?


Are you drunk?
 
2013-11-06 11:55:11 AM  

duffblue: Are you drunk?


I think the Department of Redundancy Department momentarily took over my brain when I was editing that post.
 
2013-11-06 02:04:37 PM  
Or as i like to call it, " Stupid people getting exactly what they deserve".
 
2013-11-07 03:36:06 AM  

duffblue: Fubegra: The Irresponsible Captain: [forgifs.com image 300x163]

It's never the beam that gives way...

Was the subway tunnel beam's height was 11'8"?

Are you aredrunk?


/ftfy
 
2013-11-07 09:25:51 AM  
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
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